15 funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Easy to learn Seasonal Jokes for Children

(1) What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no l (noel).

(2) What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws.

(3) What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle.

(4) How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

(5) What is green, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt elf.

(6) Knock knock!

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use - I've forgotten my name again!.

(7) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus!.

(8) What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum - you can't beat it!.

(9) Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hosanna

Hosanna who?

How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?

We have central heating and no chimney!.

(10) What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

mistle-toad!

(11) A Scottish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present".

(12) What's red ,white and blue at christmas time?.

A sad candy cane!.

(13) Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!.

(14) What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A flying car-pet!.

(15) Why do reindeer scratch themselves?

Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!.

HAVE FUN KIDS.....jimmy

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34 comments

IĆ°unn 10 years ago

:D


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Robin 10 years ago from San Francisco

Wonderful. Georgia loved them!


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jimmythejock 10 years ago from Scotland Author

thanks robin...jimmy


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Cathy 9 years ago from Oregon, USA

Cute! The kids and I love them!.....Cathy


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belebay 9 years ago from Singapore

Ha hahaha....

Nice!


Hilary lieop 9 years ago

I really liked numbers 7 & 8! They made me etastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


danielle 9 years ago

hey s they were alright but not tht gdgd lol:D


Missy 9 years ago

They were corny yet funny


Kenneth Holland 8 years ago

Ok, I agree....7, 8 and 10 made me laugh! And I have to say it's refreshing to read cute funny jokes instead of racy ones for once.


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

Thanks Daniel merry christmas maybe santa will get you a life this year.....jimmy


Justin 8 years ago

Some of rhe stouped jokes I have ever read


Cool dood 8 years ago

Stouped jokes I hated them


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

glad you stopped by Justin I know a joke about your name but this is a page for kids jokes.....jimmy


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

2 comments in one night Justin i got your ip lol.....jimmy


misty 8 years ago

lol


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glassvisage 7 years ago from Northern California

Clearly the Scottish Santa joke was the best :) And don't worry about the downers, Jimmy, I get them all the time on my "best pick-up lines" Hub :P


mebob 7 years ago

I know most of them.


6 years ago

#11 is offensive-and I wouldn't want my child to tell xenophobic jokes-the rest are nice


Andreea 6 years ago

nice i loved them there for my christmas concert my teacher love them


Victoria 6 years ago

number #11 is very mean im scottish


ellie 6 years ago

ive heard these jokes before i think u should change them but they would be funny if i hadn't heard them before x


jade 5 years ago

i've heard better but it's not that bad oh dear.


kjgjhfiyltgo;ukyb u 5 years ago

gosh u n

eed more jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Awesome Person 5 years ago

Funny!!!


ayessa 5 years ago

9] w as funny


Haylee 5 years ago

Hahaha there funny


mckenzie 5 years ago

funnyst jokes ever more pleas


Alexa 5 years ago

I loved them they are sooooooooooooooo funny


papa 4 years ago

haha like them so funny


devlin 4 years ago

aww a love joke number 9 haha!!!!!!!!!!!!


Father Christmas 4 years ago

I liked number 3 it was kind of funny


kristian 4 years ago

i like this web.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hdtgcesfgbdfsvg 4 years ago

very good jokes


dj max 3 years ago

Awesome jokes

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