Can sexy,busty,hot Arab girls from Morocco have some positive effect on the terror of our age known as global warming?

Is it conceivable that Arab girls, using their massive sex-appeal, can put an end to hothouse summers?

Is it a fable or a fact that Arab girls have it within their power to put the ky-bosh on the melting of the ice caps?

According to Leon Sphincter, an amateur scientist, living in his parent's basement in Reading, Pennsylvania, the answer is a resounding YES!

Leon Sphincter may be an amateur scientist, who holds no degrees from accredited universities and who has no formal education past grade 3, (when he was ejected from school for trying to set the teacher on fire in order to prove that teachers are not androids--a theory of the youthful prodigy); however Mr. Sphincter does have one thing--a brain--and watch out!...he knows how to use it!

" I have tried a few experiments here in my basement, using just photos of Arab girls. What I did was place the pics near some ice cubes. And after several hours the ice cubes were still solid. So then I put the pics near some snow outside. And not a single flake melted! So then I put the sexy pics of Arab girls near my mother...the coldest woman known...and she is still as cold, and hard-hearted as ever....she still won't let me watch Deep Space Nine reruns if they are on when shows are on...man...talk about cold....

So anyway, that's my proof. Get some REAL Arab girls from Morocco, and park them up there on the ice caps. And if they are in bikinis I bet the ice caps will reverse melting and start getting BIGGER!"

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