The World's Worst Santa Images
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Just for fun I thought I would compile a gallery of the worst Santa Claus images I could find on the Internet. I was spurred on to do this after remembering a time as a child that I went into one of those Santa's Grotto's in the local supermarket, only to find the Santa employed had been given a black beard. To say it was very disappointing for a child was an understatement. I mean, it wasn't even a good fluffy beard, and more like a bad disguise beard.
Below are some of my favourite 'Worst Santa' images. I hope you find them funny and they make you laugh too :)
Christoph Reilly does Santa
As you have probably noticed these are not Father Christmas in his normal guise. Prepare to be more shocked still when you see the pictures of evil Santas below.
Bad Santas
The following Santas don't quite work for me I am afraid, even though two of them are our fellow hubbers.
Just Plain Wrong Santa
Clearly the first two Santas below are not impressing the children at all. The last Santa simply needs a visit to a better class of charity shop to get himself properly kitted out.
I'll leave you with your own thoughts on the next three Santas. I feel especially sorry for number 3, he looks so sad!
Strange Santa
As per a request from Shades (designed by Shades also).
I have saved the best until last for all you girlies out there. This is what I want coming down my chimney on Christmas Eve :)
Now this is what Santa should look like.
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Funny Hub! Great pics! I was one of those kids that was afraid of Santa. The thought of possibly seeing him in my house on Christmas eve scared me so much.
yesssss!!!! now that's more like it...that would start a fire...Very funny hub and loved all the different Santas you found...Poor kids they were really afraid..:O( Have to go back and look agian..Thanks...G-Ma :o) Hugs
You are one funny girl Cindy you! ROFLMAO!
Oooooh. Santa BABY! I wouldn't blow Chris Kringle but I'd be willing to blow that straw out of the way..... *pfffff*
I love Billy Bob Thornton, but I HATED the movie Bad Santa.
Love the Labradoodle Santa. Snap! His companions are pretty poor excuses for elves, too, dontcha think?
oh bad santa! these are for adults only santa.lol
Thanks everyone, glad you enjoyed the piccies, (especially the last one girls).
Hey, do you think instead of LOL, we should use 'Ho Ho Ho' in this hub to illustrate laughing?? :)
The last one indeed LOL Let's wake him up!
Mmmmmm. could be fun, how shall we go about it???
O dear I suddenly have some ideas for Christmas *evil smile*
Hey Lazur, did you like 'Santa Ananta'? Those brows and eyes just so reminded me of his old avatar :)
Ok, I never drink in alleys, so, despite how closely that actually resembles me, that's not me. I think my name should be moved to the "Well Blow Me" picture instead. Thanks.
lol
Funny stuff. I love the evil looking ones.
Cheers Shades, you just so wish it was you in the 'blow me' photo don't you??? :) I reckon the one in the alley could be you, but you just don't remember how exactly you got there!! :)
How about you get a photo of that chick and me in the alley and we both win? I won't even care how I got there at that point.
I'll see what I can find for you :)
Yay!
Working on it right now :)
Shades, of course you would like that one.
These are pretty good Misty, I hope I have been a good girl and that last santa will come and visit me. Alright I'll face the truth, I haven't been a good girl and he won't visit me, but the bad girl stuff was way better!
Yep. a lot more fun I guess Gwendy.
If you run through the pics above again quickly you will see I have added two more to the 'Bad Santa' Section, and the ideal one Shades wanted last but one on the whole hub :)
Ho Ho Ho with love from an Embarrassed Santa - and let's face who wouldn't be having to wear that get-up! Glad you made the change for Shades - sartorial he is not in this picture but at least he has a *hawt* chick for company. good one misty!
Hi Ajcor, thanks for popping in. Shades new picture was the best I could do with my basic software, so I hope he approves :)
I'll never look at Santa the same way again. But I'll take the sexy elf in the last picture....
:)
Well Misty you naughty girl. You know which Santa I would pick now don't you? Of course the one with a cigarette. How dare you tempt me UNTIL I was rescued by the last santa who you will send down my chimney. Thank you Misty. I knew you were my friend. LOL
Ho Ho Ho Where's my chick?
BTW I was santa once many years ago at a business Xmas tree for the kids. I weighed abot 115 Kgs and was to put it mildly large!.
We had it in this sort of permanent big top erected as a kids theatre in our Joubert Park, Johannesburg (a pale imitation of Central Park). I had to arrive, climb up to the trapeze platform, dress in the Santa outfit, and make my way down the ladder with a sack of presents. This represented a physical challenge both going up, and coming down. Climbing back down with a sack full of presents, one-handed, calling Ho Ho Ho, was another story. None of the pretty mommies found this large sweaty, (from fear and exertion) Santa too appealing.
New pic above designed by Shades, of Shades, with 'Hawt Chick' and more importantly beers :)
That last picture is just, it is just... sorry, need to go, my hormones are starting to overload....
LOL Princessa, yes it is, isn't it !!!!
That looks much better, Misty. LOL.
Yes, she suits you :)
And there I was, thinking I could remain under cover. Darn! Now you come sit on my lap, young lady and tell me why you had to reveal me! Hohoho
LOL, your cover is blown Ananta :)
So, if your work consists of blowing covers, does that mean you have a blowjob?
LOL, good point, I never thought of quite like that :)
Yeah right, I'd almost believe that you never think like that *grin*
Me?????? I'm just too innocent to even contemplate such an idea :)
Yep, and I'm going to be the next pope
Really, I shall look forward to seeing the coloured smoke arising from the Vatican Chimney when you take your new throne :)
Damn.. I need to become a naughty nun now
* folds hands and start a naughty prayer*
That's where my stolen photo has ended up. No, not the first one, you stupid. The last one, of course.
Benson, wow you do have a great body in that case :)
Lazur, I would love to know the words to that naughty prayer :) Actually my guess is Ananta will be thrilled to have a 'naughty nun' all of his own!!!!!
Cindy,
I apologize for being ambiguous. It was my stolen photo because I stole it.
I just hope his pope dress is wide enough :P
* looks up really innocent*
LOL Benson, awww, now my dreams are shattered :)
Lazur, shocking, but an interesting vision in my vivid imagination :)
You just want to see me in a dress, don't you, Misty? And there I was thinking I had a dirty mind. Compared to you I'm a saint! *lol*
Everyone is a Saint compared to me Ananta LOL :)
And there I was thinking I was special *lol*
Aww, sorry about that Ananta, but Lazur is the one who really thinks you are special, especially in a Pope outfit !!!!!
Special, either with or without an outfit :D I would like to see the outfit on him of the last picture in your hub :D And accidently I've got such an outfit for him:P
Do not - I repeat - do NOT destroy that illusion ;)
That last outfit is going to be very inexpensive at least :)
Amen
Mmmmmmmm, the last one gets my vote! And what a perfect Christoph!!! wherever did you find that pic?
Another fun hub, thanks!
LOL Trish, I found the picture by a simple Internet search for 'Santa's in cowboy hats'. :)
What amazes me is you found one in an almost identical pose, with the tipping of the hat. Absolutely perfect! :)
LOL, yes I liked it for that reason too. I guess I should have 'flipped it' so it was even more identical. I so hope Christoph liked it too :)
Oh, I'm sure he will! And he will be his usual humble self I'm sure lol. He's such a sweetie :)
Trish, if you are free right now do you fancy joining in the rather heated debate that is stirring up on my "Christ's Life Story, or is it? you decide" hub. Viralprospector is turning pretty nasty and unreasonable, but Shades, Lady Guinevere, Misha etc and I are battling our way through his nastiness. The more support the better would help if you are up for it. Thanks :)
lol this is extreme fun!!
Thanks Kocharvimal, glad you enjoyed it :)
Hi, Misty. Love the pic, particularly the hat. As for the rest, all I can say is that's a darn good make-up job. It was odd to see it in light of the fact that you have my ACTUAL pic at the end of the article.
You always have the best pics! Where do you get them or how do you search for them? Just wondering.
Thanks for thinking of me. It's very nice that you think enough of me to include me in your article. Thank you!
Thanks Christoph, so glad you approved. It can't be you at the end of the article, the cowboy hat is missing!!
I search for pics various ways and adjust the phrasing of the search until I get what I want. I usually put in the search term, followed by the word 'images' and see what turns up. Most of them I find through Google, but if Google pics are not what I want I use Yahoo instead. In the case of the Santas I searched under 'Worst Santa images', 'Bad Santa images'. 'Evil Santa images', 'Worst Father Christmas images', 'Worst Santa Claus images' etc etc.
Well, heck, that's what I do (except I haven't tried Yahoo), or a site like flickr. Guess I'll have to try harder.
P.S. The cowboy hat was at the cleaners.
LOL, I won't ask what you spilt on it that it needed cleaning then :)
Yikes!
Rochelle Frank says:
13 months ago
If he comes doen the flue with all of that dry straw-- you better make sure all of the embers are drowned.