You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You put your bra on your husband and it fits better on him.

Your husband secretly wears your bra and enjoys it.

You just found out that one of your parents is terminally ill.

When you show up at your family reunion, your mom says,"you aren't wearing that to your dad's funeral are you?"

You try to drown your sorrows with rum but the cheapest place in town, and also the most conveniently located, only has Coconut Rum left.

You go to the salon and the lady who usually does a fantastic job accidently dyed your hair purple or green.

Your husband who is still wearing your bra doesn't notice your hair is purple or green.

You can't cook when you get home from work because the gas has been turned off because there is a gas leak under your front yard.

The pretty grass has been dug up and replaced with a huge crater to fix that gas leak.

Your autistic son who is talking to the boll weevils he rescued from the cereal box is carefully plotting about what to do with the crater in the front yard.

The next day, the crator is filled with mud and water and your blankets, prized heirlooms, are being used as teepee or fort roofs over the mud pit.

Your spouse has mowed the backyard garden under so he/she can make that area of the yard int a pet cemetery.

You develop shingles from the stress and everyone at the office has spread vicious rumors that you have scabies.

Your office has been turned into a Hazmat area and you have been sent home because the boss believes the scabies rumors.