"I'm, yea, going to need those TPS reports by the end of the day...mmmmkay?"

You work hard for that money, baby. But sometimes the people you work with or the work you do makes the way you get that money hard to take. Annoying coworkers, a job path that leads to nowhere, and a lifestyle that is causing you to prematurely gray or seek medical help. Sometimes it is hard to admit it, but you just need to quit. So whether you work at Initec, Dunder Mifflin, or some other faceless corporation, sit back and enjoy the following list - and try not to freak out on the guy at the cubicle next to you who is popping his gum louder than a shotgun blast...

10. When the alarm goes off in the morning you seriously consider trying to mildly electrocute yourself in the shower so you have an excuse not to go in today (but still recover to enjoy a day on the couch)

9. Your secret dream is to live a life that is completely opposite the one you are living now in every respect especially your job. In fact, your fantasy by now is so detailed that you have it set down to your mousy brown hair magically becoming lustrously blonde

8. You have started going to therapy to deal with your rage issues, brought on by that obnoxious way Johnny B in the cubicle next to you pops his knuckles every five minutes.

7. You would rather babysit great aunt Milly than go in this morning - and she is deaf, blind, smells funny, asks you to do ridiculous and degrading things to help her out around the house and is a real bitch. Oh yea, and can't control her bladder...guess who is responsible for cleaning that up? But yea, it is definitely better than work!

6. You watch Edward Norton's freak out session in his boss's office in Fight Club on a daily basis when you get home from work with same hero worship you reserve for James Bond and Captain Planet.

5. You have an uncontrollable urge to vomit and cry hysterically with hopelessness every time a new assignment hits your desk

4. Every night as you fall asleep you silently but passionately pray that what happened to that guy in Office Space will somehow magically also happen to you

3. One of your most satisfying fantasies is violently ripping the head off of your manager's mocking Snoopy bobble-head doll he keeps on his desk...I know, it always seems like it is laughing at your misery, I know...

2. You friends are starting to get sick of your whining about your job every time you're together and are threatening to conspire to get you fired just so you'll shut up already (did someone say scandalous pictures mysteriously appearing on your hard drive?)

1. a) you agreed with two or more of the items on this list, or b) you spend 3+ hours per week hating your work and are considering faking your own death just to escape from it

So stop whining, complaining, and dreaming of something better. Go ahead and quit already!!