10 Signs it's Time To Break Up

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By Isolde



 

Should I stay or should I go now? Sometimes it is hard to tell when you are going through a rough patch with your partner if it is just a phase or the beginning of the end. We are all taught to try hard, make things work, and preserver. But sometimes you just need to let it go, seriously. Here are top 10 signs that the thrill is gone, the love has died, and the fat lady is singing - so let it go already!

10. Every time you listen to them talk all you can hear is, "blah blah blah I'm wasting your time blah blah blah."

9. You get to their front door and have to take deep breaths before forcing yourself to go inside (c'mon, be a man!)

8. You can't lie to be nice anymore, as in when they ask you if they look fat in an outfit you can't keep from saying "yes you look like a whale. Go change before I call Sea World and tell them their missing Shamu."

7. You would rather walk across ten lanes of speeding traffic than spend extra time with them

6. The way they do everything is suddenly overwhelmingly and unfathomably annoying. Everything. You know, like eating, sleep, and breathing. Oh yea, the way they breathe is SO obnoxious...

5. You spend your hours day dreaming of ways you could make them dump you, like replacing their shampoo with Nair or adding food coloring to their face lotion.

4. You start unconsciously collecting your things into easily groupable piles so that when the big storm-out-end-of-relationship moment is upon you everything is ready to go

3. You find yourself constantly humming that song that Adam Sandler sings in the Wedding Singer and inserting your beloved's name in, you know the one he wrote for his ex-girlfriend that involves expletives and screaming...

2. You purposefully and passive aggressively play up the habits that your lover hates, like eating a pastrami sub in bed, wearing socks with your sandals, and shaving initials into your overgrown facial hair.

1. Every morning you wake up, and with your eyes still shut tightly, pray and wish that the person in bed next to you in anyone but your hunny-bunny... and then feel irrationally and reprehensibly disappointed when it is them.

Haha!

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MasonsMom profile image

MasonsMom  says:
18 months ago

funny & true!

rafaelstore profile image

rafaelstore  says:
18 months ago

awesome stuff

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AC Gaughen  says:
18 months ago

hahaha hysterical! gotta love adam sandler!!

cvaughn570  says:
18 months ago

Very true, but funny when you actually read it. Nice job!

Carol

creola4me  says:
13 months ago

I am going thru #2 right now. I do it every time...I am finding myself hanging out longer in the officer. Just dont' want to deal with it anymore.

taylor  says:
9 months ago

well i started dating this guy and he acts like hes 5 i wanna be his friend but JUST friend im totally halfway thro that list :(

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