10 Uses for an old photo of your ex
69When revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better!
Okay, the ex is history, past, gone, over, figment of your imagination, never to be forgotten bad horrible experience. You feel terrible and are wallowing in your self-pity. You cry every time someone mentions your ex. You sob hysterically when you see their photo. Either that, or you glare menacingly when you happen upon their image.
Forget about 'Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord' that's been preached to you since the time you first stuck your head out and said, "Howdy Mum!" 'An eye for an eye' comes from the same book of wisdom. Sometimes revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better. So, here are the top ten things you can do with the ex's photo. Some might cost money to do, but believe you me, it'll be money well-spent.
Put their photo on the inside of the toilet seat or on the actual toilet seat itself.
Put their photo over the bulls eye part of a dartboard
Put their photo on a cushion you like to sit on.
Put their photo on Wanted Posters
Put your ex's photo on the doormat
Put their photo on a coaster
Put their photo on the garage floor
Put their photo on a pooper scooper
Put your ex's photo on the rubbish bin
Put your ex's photo on an online dating site
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Great Shamel, just think of all that stuff you can rub off your feet onto your ex!
Lol how dare you post my profile on my sheepshagger site, jeeez can one have no privacy. You are a bad, bad lady : )
But you love bad bad ladies, don't you Badcompany?
Well I have found the right one now, but I wish I had read this Hub about 25 years ago, where were you when I needed you ?....Great Hub.
Lol Sandman, so which one will you use for the ex's photo?
Hi cindy, I will believe me :):)
Lol Shamel, isn't revenge so sweet?
Oh move on Cindy! *whispers* was he really that bad?! LOL :D
Worse Cris, but I was moved on years ago. just trying to help others out with my creative ideas and plans lol. Which one would you like to try?
I was only joking cindy, you can keep the cat, oh, and the house !
lol Agvulpes, ay, don't give in so easily. Where's some fight and spunk?
Oh ,you wanna fight an see some spunk, i might just do a reciprical hub
so there. (Ag pokes out tongue.)
Bring it on baby, can't wait, says she, blowing into her boxing gloves.
I like the toilet seat and the pooper scooper, where were you when I needed you, lol
ok what is this queensbury rules ?
youll have to wait while i have a sleep, deal?
Hawke - yeah I could take pleasure using the toilet with the ex's picture on the seat
Ag - Springbok rugby scrum rules, okay?
I think that anyone's photo on my toilet sit would end up getting me constipated LOL
Why not put his photo in one of those Central London telephone booths, and add his phone number and a note like "gay fun? call me" ;-)
Princessa, excellent idea. Will make that number 11 on the things to do with an ex's photo
LOL not that I would ever do anything like that ... but one has to prepare herself for any eventualities :)
BTW, if you work/study in the same place you could make up something similar to the "wanted poster" but advertising products for erectile dysfunction!
Hey Princessa, you have some great idea mmmmerectile disfunction poster. Love that!
that's nothing... that's only a couple of ideas in a "good mood day". Imagine what I could come up with in a bad day ;-)
lol, yeah this was my feel good day hub. Imagine when I have PMT what I can do, says she, rubbing her hands and chuckling with glee.
Oh yer desperately wicked you
Tee hee hee CC
tee hee who? you that's who! LOL I got to go
What CC, is it a 'Stop the world I need to pee' moment?
LOl very funny ideas good hub
Thanks Lgali, feel free to try some of them out. i didn't copyright them.
hahahah. I like to put it in the dart board. I love spongebob too much, Cind! Funny, hilarious as always.
I think I like your sense o humor better than the sausage. I don't mind extra. LOL
Thanks Sheena, you can keep spongebob for your back and the ex for your butt
Cindy, you need help. but I love the way you think!!! =)) too funny, really enjoyed this....
Er...thanks Marisue, er I think. lol Glad you enjoyed it!
loved it!!!
very funny :)
For the long lost Ex, I think the dart board, I'd love to circle her with little pin pricks, but it's been so long that I don't really care, But how about a banner that says, I'd rather have a sheep LMAO
Lamatadora, thanks for dropping by!
Wanderlust, glad it gave you a smile
Sandman, a sheep doesn't answer you back. Ask all the kiwis and Aussies on this site.
Hmm I'm picking up some good ideas here. Watch your back amigo.
So eye gouging and squirrel grips are in. OK.
Yeah, and even that league guy's move, the one where he stuck his finger up another's bum. That's allowed too. Or is that only the Kiwis that do that?
Hahaha Cindy oh this is right up my alley, as i had been using my exes pic on my dart board. Omg that pic of that toilet LMAO woo hooo, just while I was eating hahahaha.Great job
I love the sheep shagger, Cindy!
I"m putting a toilet brush in the mail as I speak ahahahahahahahaha
Wow I must remember in my next life not to marry any of you guys.
Sheep shagger indeed ! On the other hand it is possibly an improvement. LOL
Harsh words, Ag, fighting words. Prepare to be punished!
BP, yeah I think sitting on my ex's face while I relieve myself of excess body fluids is most appealing!
EM, don't say you love Sheepshaggers too close to AG, he might get excited!
I guess someone has some pent up anger!
You've come up with some great ideas, Cindy! I honestly don't think I'd want his pic on the toilet seat, that would be creepy somehow.
Not sure that I could pick just one of these, they all have such potential.
Oh no pent up anger GT, just revenge!
Shirley, it is hard to choose.....and Princessa has come up with some more ideas...
Oh Good Golly Miss Molly!!! I love the pooper scooper and the toilet, well actually I love them all what a grand idea, maybe I should share this with one of my girlfriends who recently divorced. :) FYI: I am working on that e-mail..:)
Thanks AE, yeah, send it on, might give her a smile!
LOL, excellent suggestions all round, but loved the toilet seat one especially :)
Yeah Misty, am partial to that one myself
I like the doormat. Ya, grind your heel in his face. Oo, that must feel good.
or drive your car over his head lol
The shredder is satisfying, and makes a neat sound as you watch their face split apart into tiny little pieces. Kind of like what you'd want to do in real life, only without all the messy legal implications.
Good Hub topic!
I'm workin on it, just want you springbok to sweat a bit .
A friend of mine made a wax doll, stuck her ex's photo on the head, then set to work with the pins! I don't think her voodoo actually worked, but it gave her a lot of satisfaction! LOL!
Cindy, all of these are fantastic ideas! I don't know which one I like best, but the toilet seat is a particularly wonderful idea! Thanks for the major chuckles! :D
Hey Sin....you forgot to place the photo in a public restroom (same sex) and put his phone # on it and say for a good time call....
Blue, send me a photo, love the restroom idea
Pam, go the toilet seat!
Amanda, kind of like the voodoo doll
MH, shredder is short term only, prefer long term revenge
Ag, bring it on baby, am waiting for you!
Sin...I never knew we broke up...and now you're wanting my pic :-(
Whoa....you're so mean. I'm scared.
Cindy, You are my hero! These are great ideas. I was wondering, do you think the lamination would hold up on the bottom of the cat litter box? On second thought that would give me an excuse not to clean it. I guess I will have to try and put a poster in my yard and train my dog to pee on it. :-) Thanks for the tips.
Blue, only want your pic to stare at your pentrating blue eyes
Kea, don't be scared, I'm quite nice, really
Whikat, absolutely love the catty litter box lining idea!
Sin...I know you....you're going to put me at the bottom of the toilet.....but the joke's on you....I'll be looking up at your business every time you sit down.....and then it's golden showers and worse. I'm off for coffee....BRB
Omigod, I better powder my puff then and blowdry it in a cunning style!
OK..I'm back....only took 2 hours to get coffee...everyone wanted to chat. Send me an e-mail and I'll fulfill your request...but then I'll have to travel all the way to China and kill you. Was thinking the other day what a small world its becoming....when you and BP and bad and I were having our chat...it was Me in the US...You in China BC in Ireland and BP in Australia....friggin awesome.
Yeah Blue, is amazing we are managing to connect with all our time differences! But why do you have to kill me?
The Identity issue.
ah, serious spy stuff eh? If I know who you are you have to kill me
I'll be very gentle.
Killing me softly with your song, wasn't that a Roberta Flack song?
How'd you know I like to sing??? Yep that was a good one...late 70's maybe early 80's.
I know all about you Blue...Be afraid, be very afraid....
You want that pic or not? I made one special for you.
ok, email to me, then kill me slowly all night long lol
Can't attach..you e-mail first....and no sharing.
okey dokey
You pass out or just bust a gut laughing??
No, nodded off to sleep again, it is only 6.44am on a Sunday morning here you know!
I hate that time thing...can't we all just get along??
Anyway, now you have something to aim at!!
lol okay, am off to shower now, will check out that other hub later today, have to get moving and my A into G
Now my photo will be looking up at that A.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.... It is very funny. It can be great for boosting self-esteem. Forgiving and forgetting can happen on the next level, huh?
Well, I have just checked this AdultSpeepfinder.com...poor sheeps.
Hillarious Hub, thanks for making me laugh.
lol Blue, have pasted your pic everywhere
Tatjana, glad to have made you laugh!
I think we should don a couple of balaclavas and go pinch some of that cake aghhhhhhhhhhhhh I am drooling still.
I can't believe it, I NEED that cheesecake!
Lolzz, you r still craving for my cake? BTW I absolutely love this huB!! its witty & states some really good ideas ;)
Hi G, can't stop thinking about your cake, it ranks there with the german I met this weekend
Don't have an ex yet. Sure would feel better if I can find the time to create photos of all those meanies in my life and sit on them!
Yeah May, or line your catty litter tray lol
Hmmm.....not a bad idea
So what you been up to May, we've missed you around here
my laptops internet messed up! I'm just using my moms laptop for now....That's why I compiled a list of things that made me love hubbing!
Well, we miss you May, get yer laptop fixed!
Goog Morning all...Sin ...glad you made it back and guess I should be saying Good Night to you. Nice to have May back. Where you guys getting this cheesecake??
gr8archer45 just published an excellent hub about making cheesecake with amazing cheescake pics on it and it has created this desire, this urge for me to devour cheesecake. BP and I
Yeah, I'm back R. Blue. Feeling guilty for not being back on hub for so long. Plus skipping out on Sunday School. And no, I'm not quite in to the cheesecake. But all the other cakes will do. Mmmm...
hahaha....really funny. You have certainly put a lot of thought into this....loved the pooper scooper and the doormat..
May, just keep grabbing your mom's laptop!
Dianacharles, methods of revenge does take time and thought lol
I dreamed last night I was on this hammock under a palm tree and this set of hands that had no body was feeding my a big hunk of caramel cheesecake, ooooooooooo, and I was eating it so fast it was all over my face and in my hair, and after that I dived into a huge pool of strawberry cheesecake with a spoon in my hand, and I landed on a massive strawberry,went flying into a brick and died.What a way to go mmmmmmmmm
lol
BP, how terribly sad that you dreamed you died. But even more tragic was the fact that the cheesecake got completely destroyed. I'm sure Blue and Captain Badheart would be prepared to clean all the cheesecake off your body and get it ready for the funeral.
I can think of better ways to go!!! and ummmm yep ...could probably lick a bit of cheesecake off that cheesecake....but she wouldn't even enjoy it...since she's dead and all.
And good morning to you two...been waiting all day for you to wake up...You sleep ...I'm awake....I sleep...you're awake.
Yeah well, maybe you need to move into our time zone, I'm 2-3 hours behind BP
Where are you moving to??? I'd move there to China...and you'd just leave me behind.
Anyone seen CC lately??
I move to Tanzania in July, so will be a little closer to your time zone, only about 6 hours ahead. No idea what's happened to any of the usual suspects.
Yeah...quite quiet around here lately....googling Tanzania....is it safe there?
As BP would say: Krikey...that's right next to Somalia...was gonna sail my boat over and surprise you...but afraid I'd be the one surprised....Yikes!!!! Pirates....Like that marauding BC.
Yeah, I think so, much safer than the US. Jeez, watched CSI last night and its dangerous there!
Oh I was not dead completely, you know,kind of dead but not all dead
Dead???? Oh, were you the blow up doll someone stepped on with a high heel?
May just be able to revive you with my powerful tongue.....did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body????...and stays erect constantly!!!
Don't get me excited so early in the morning, have to get ready for work cya
Really I never knew that piece of trivia I would have thought of another part of the body.......the index finger LMAO
Cya Cindy ya I have to work today too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
have a good week BP!
Cindy
Seriously, it's an amazing hub especially with the picture it epitomizes perfection. I thoroughly enjoyed it ! :D.
Thanks Nazishnasim!
Adult Sheep Finder! That is just too funny.
In all honesty though, we probably shouldn't do anything too terrible with our ex's photos because they probably have photos of us lying somewhere too. And if they find out what you have been doing to war could turn very badly for you!
True Joe, who knows what they might do to our photos lol
i love the pooper scooper idea! like shoving it in his mouth!
great hub!
Thanks Crinkle, the ex usually spoke a lot of shyte anyway, so just shove it in the mouth!
a way I get over exes is by imagining them taking a shit... it works every time.
lol MV, put hem on your toilet seat and you can sit on them when you have one!
ROFL!! Too funny! My faves are the pooper scooper, the doormat and the sheep daters website!!! HAHAHA thanx for the laugh :)
Janetta, the sheep daters website is a particlar favourite of mine as well and I hear that Bad Company has signed up for it already!
THIS IS PURE GOLD! Such practical ideas too! I'd be careful with the image on the toilet idea though - you might have to clean up some 'oopsies' off that regularly, depending on the state of your emotions when you want to use the bathroom & see their face there...
Thanks Marcofratelli. Cleaning up the occasional oopsie will be worth it
Oh yeah ?
Yeah!
Have we met ?
Too funny, Cindy. Too funny!! The humorous hubs are the best! If they make me laugh out loud like yours did, I'm a happy camper :)
Ag who knows, I have been to Australia, maybe you were the guy cleaning the street I bumped into
Thanks Janetta, glad it gave you a laugh! Laughing is the best medicine to cure any day's woes.
I yeah, now I remember, I gave you a dollar to buy a cup of coffee, just before my wallet got lifted. Nice cover that one.
Thanks very much , YOU know how much trouble that causes.
lol Ag, actually that wasn't me, I think you were that smartarse Lebanese taxi driver that picked my kids and I up at the airport in Sydney and when I asked for good cheap hotel, he took us to King's Cross and my son got accosted by a transvestite while getting us take away pizza. Oops, maybe you were the transvestite!
No I live in Melbourne, the secret place that we don't tell anyone about until we get to know them.
You did say you only wanted a cheap hotel. Nothing wrong with KC if you don't mind being mugged, solicited (for any purpose) ,see a strip show, etc. Just the place to take the kids. (if you wanted to sell them on the slave market) . See the taxi driver thought he was doing the right thing.
MMMMmmmmm know people from Bendigo, is that near Melbourne?
Sheep Shagger?! What a scream! And what marvelous ideas!
I've decided not to copyright my ideas, Druneric. You may try them out! lol
lo0ol
nice hub
Thanks Mezo
Nice one!! I really like your humor!! (as long as my ex doesn't see this...lol)
Well Scott, maybe she's already on Hubpages and you don't know!
What a fabulous idea! I may just borrow some of these for my own 'coming out' party. Thanks for sharing.
Pleasure, RedElf and if they work, tell us about it!
his pictures made great kindling for starting a fire. He was hell anyway, right?
dori
I knew all those photos were good for something!!!!!
Yeah Dori, using them for kindling is good. Pity we can't bottle the gas given off from the chemicals in the photos when we burn them, and spray the toxic fumes up his nose while he is sleeping.
John, no pic is wasted!
this is sooo great, thanks for the late night laughs
gonna have to remember the profile on kinky dating sites... would love for my ex to be contacted by numerous NAMBLA members
Haha Liza that is fun, now that one I have tried!
ahhh...so much poo in one hub! funny!
lol Greta, yeah sometimes I do talk a lot of poo, eh?
Haha, the public toilet picture gives me the wiggims! Bad wiggims! :)
yeah Greta, that one might be on the mingin side!
Great ideas Cindy but too much trouble for an ex who will hanging around at every turd ( i mean turn). LOL
lol Sixty, you want to keep them away not hanging around!
No, Cindyvine, the best revenge was when the police department of my ex's town called me and told me that they were going to do a drug raid on my ex's house. They asked where he might hid his goods. I told them and other information they needed for other suspicious activity. He is serving time right now. Now that is revenge.
That is seriously good revenge, WW!
Hell hath no fury.... One needs to be careful of our ex'es.LOL
Oh yeah Sixty, watch ye back at all times lol
Sweet revenge :)
Definitely, Ethel
thanks for share.
Thanks for dropping by Prasetio
Kia Ora I knew you would spot me .......It'll be shape shifter next........I just have to keep ahead, hell u get around the cuisine in your life must be wondrous. My ultimate plan is to shift the forums into the Hubs, as you can see I have been successful to date. These days I am a newbie squid. As crazy as ever. People just take me way too seriously. Have a good night Cindy. Gotta keerp movin.
Kia Ora and I'll see you around in many forms and shapes lol
Shewer will lol
You are bad! lol
I'm not to first, I see... to LOveryL with this one! I'm going to Stumble it!
Thanks TLD! I find your hubs fascinating!
Very amusing! Like the doormat idea.
Yeah RW, nothing like wiping your dirty shoes across the face of your ex!
Yeah can't say I've hated my ex but sure are good ideas for people I don't care for.
Yeah Brian, sometimes revenge does make you feel better, as if there was some kind of justice!
i will make a tatto of him on my ass, so whenever i sit on toilet, will do the number 1.
Samanths, lol, an excellent plan!
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shamelabboush says:
7 months ago
Hahahaha, I like most the doormat idea. Very funny.