Surefire signs of the creeps and crones!

(Unfortunately, the only real way I could address this is in numerical list format in no particular order)

1)When the bill comes, your date is nowhere to be found! Hmm...guess I got the check!

2)When you are talking with your date, their eyes are scoping the scenery. Guess the conversation wasn't as captivating as the assets around the room. Gee, are they really admiring that painting.

3)When your date seems to keep trying to divert your attention to something else in the room. Think they are trying to ensure their evening's luck?

4)Your date is paying more attention to their incoming text messages than gazing into your eyes.

5)You can't seem to keep your dates eyes focused above the neck.

6)Your date excuses themselves numerous times during the course of your dinner. Wonder if they have a drug problem?

7)Your date is pounding their drinks. Can anyone say alcoholic?

8)During your conversation, your date gets extremely fidgety when answering certain questions. Wonder if you have got a felon on your hands?

9)You notice your date getting jealous of wandering eyes. Obsession isn't exactly a nice trait to share on a first date.

10)Finally, you know you have a situation developing when your date feels the need to talk about themselves all night long. Not a good thing at all!

There you have it, my list of 10 ways to know you can't trust someone on the first date.