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101 reasons not to stay single by Mad Me!

I came across a hub page that said 101 reason to stay single well here is my list as to why not! MY INPUT IN BOLD AND BLACK

1..Everything in your house is yours - yes however have you ever considered that that could be being selfish and if you get married ANC it still remains yours.

2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places - wow that's half the fun and if you don't want someone to see it throw it away.

3. If you buy something "yummy"' you don't have to buy twice as much - Try sharing it that could be fun and less fattening

4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss - gee one only dresses up for dates at the beginning then it falls flat

5. Your late nights are all yours - YOU CAN KEEP THEM ONE DAY YOU WILL GET OLD AND THIS WON'T COUNT

6. Less stuff to move when you do move - MORE HANDS TO HELP YOU MOVE

7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person - SHAME TO POOR TO AFFORD ANOTHER - TWO CAN AFFORD MORE SPACE

8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm - I NEVER DO

9 Only the doctor can tell you what to eat - YOUR MOM USED TO AND REMEMBER YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

10 You decide what to shave and when - SOME LADIES LIKE HAIRY MEN

11 Valentines day costs less - MOST MEN DON'T BOTHER WHEN ITS VALENTINES DAY IN ANY CASE

12 No anniversaries to remember - YOU ALSO DONT HAVE ANY TO SHARE

13 no extra birthdays to remember - REMEMBER TO GIVE IS TO RECEIVE

14 No extra family to shop for during the holidays - BUY OVER THE YEAR THEN YOU WONT HAVE A PROBLEM

15 No irritating in-laws to deal with - AND YOU COULD HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL ONES

16 You can walk around naked whenever you want - IF YOU DONT HAVE KIDS YOU STILL CAN

17 Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes - YOU HAVE NO PRIDE AND HYGENE

18 You don"t have to share - YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH PLEASURE FROM SHARING

19 You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues - AND IF YOU ARE THE JEALOUS ONE

20 The insecurities you have to deal with are your own - ONE SHOULD HAVE OUTGROWN THEM

21 Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what someone else wants or thinks - TRUELY HAPPY COUPLES WOULD WORK IT OUT

22 The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors - PLAY IT WHEN WE ARE NOT HOME

23 You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning - MAYBE YOUR PARTNER WONT MIND HOW DO YOU KNOW

24 You don;'T have to use the "headache"excuse anymore - SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER USED THAT

25 You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor - ONE NIGHT STAND CAN LEAD TO THAT ONE

26 The only person who goes through your stuff is you - DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE

27 The only person who sees your inbox is you - PASSWORD IT

28 More time to spend with friends - YOUR FRIEND MIGHT NOT BE AS GOOD AS YOU THINK THEY ARE - WOULD THEY BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL

29 You don't have to live with someone who cant stand your parents - FIND THE RIGHT PARTNER AND YOU WONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM

30 If you want to go for pizza at 3am. no one stops you or asks you why - WELL IF YOU CAN FIND ONE OPEN GO FOR IT I SAY

31 you can date more freely - TRUE BUT YOU ALWAYS END UP AGAIN ALONE

32 The cut secretary is fair game - AND SO IS SHE FOR ANYONE ELSE IN THE OFFICE

33 The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with. NOT ALWAYS SOMETIME ITS NOT A MESS

34 You don't have to share your closet with anyone else MOST APPARTMENTS HAVE ENOUGH FOR TWO

35 You always get to watch what you want - BUY ANOTHER UNIT

36 You always get to read what you want - TRY READING IN THE BATH

37 You decide when to crawl into bed HAS A MAN EVER DENIED A WOMEN BED TIME

38 You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences - THAT HAPPENS EITHER WAY SO MAKES NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE

39 No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home - AND YOURS

40 The only issues you have to deal with are your own BY THAT AGE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY

41 You can talk to yourself without people saying "what" or worrying about your sanity- MOST PEOPLE ARE INSANE

42 There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of thing - YOU CAN LIVE TOGETHER WITHOUT MAKING THOSE CHANGES

43 single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing - WOW DONT ALWAYS THINK THATS A GOOD OPTION IF YOU ARE SINGLE

44 The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own - AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM OR YOU COULD BE ANNOYING THEM WHO KNOWS

45 You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with - EVEN IF YOU ARE DATING SOMEONE YOU WILL STILL WONDER ABOUT THAT

46 There's only one way to do things - your way SOMETIME YOUR WAY IS NOT THE RIGHT WAY

47 You are the master of the thermostat OR GET ANOTHER BLANKET OR FAN

48 The only messes you have to clean up are your own CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE IS NOT A BAD THING

49 The only disaster you have to fix are your own STAY AWAY FROM ME

50 It an argument starts, you can walk away - forever ONLY PROBLEM IS IF YOU DO THAT YOU ALWAYS WILL - WORK IT OUT

51 you don't have to make excuses for yourself YES YOU STILL DO

52 The whole "old maid" thin is so last century SO YOU WOULD BE AN OLD ALONE MAN THEN

53 dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito YOU MAKING DINNER TONIGHT

54 When you eat, you buy and cook for one AND WHEN YOU BUY FOR TWO AND COOK FOR TWO YOU HAVE COMPANY

55 No one else is going to eat your leftovers NOT EVERYONE EATS LEFT OVERS

56 No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don't even have to hide it) WHY NOT BUY WHAT SHE LIKES THEN YOU WONT HAVE A PROBLEM

57 You don't have to share your bed with anyone SHARING A BED IS FUN

58 You can even eat in bed if you want to YOU COULD ALWAYS BRING HER BREAKFAST IN BED AND HAVE SOME TIME TOGETHER

59 You can decorate the entire house according to your taste MEN HAVE TASTE

60 The only person spending your money is you AND ON WHAT

61 Three works : Marriage Tax Penalty - NOT IN SOUTH AFRICA

62 The only debts you have to pay off are your own YOU SHOULD NOT LIVE IN DEBT

63 Kids with single parents can get more financial aid NOT IN SOUTH AFRICA

64 Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious AND MAKE UP SEX IS ALWAYS GOOD

65 Less pressure about body weight YOURS OR THEIRS

66 Married people are fatter on average anyway NO NOT ALWAYS

67 Suddenly, its ok to look and flirt ALWAYS CAN JUST DONT TAKE THEM HOME

68 Its easier to focus on your career and your dreams A PARTNER CAN INCOURAGE YOU

69 You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money" MAYBE YOUR PARTNER WILL HELP WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO DO THAT

70 The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own YOU HAVE MOODS

71 There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there i AGREE ARE YOU ONE

72 You don't have to change your religious belief on bit NOT EVERYONE EXPECTS THAT

73 There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6.500 x 1 Million . Yeah WHO WANT 6.5 BILLION I WILL SETTLE FOR ONE

74 Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties NOT REALLY GO TO AN ADULT STORE

75 The toilet seat only moves when you move it MMMM AND WHEN YOU SIT ON IT WHEN THE SEAT IS UP!

76 Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle then marriage WHAT DIFFERENCE SHOULD IT MAKE

77 You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the time AND MAYBE THEY WONT LIKE YOURS

78 Divorce is pricey NOT A DIY

79 You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing" MAYBE YOU WANT THEM TO

80 Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear YOU WILL BE ON THE PHONE MORE TRYING TO ORGANISE DATES

81 No endless nagging YOU OR HER

82 You never have to answer the phone"right now" NEVER DO

83 You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want DRUNKEN BUM

84 No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around. BUT ITS OK FOR YOU

85 Things stay where you put them UNLESS YOU FORGET WHERE YOU PUT THEM THEN THERE IS NO ONE TO HELP U LOOK

86 You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it TRY TAKING A LONG BATH

87 The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat GET RID OF THE CAT

88 You can take out the trash when you feel like it TRY DOING THAT BEFORE IT STINKS

89 You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want. SO WHO IS STOPPING YOU

90 You can even leave the door open when you shower MOST BEDROOM HAVE EN SUITES SO WHAT IS THE ISSUE

91 The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else WELL I AM A WOMEN AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF

92 Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself WELL IF YOUR WRITINGS ARE ANYTHING TO GO BY THEY WILL BE VERY CONFUSED

93 A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound - it continues to ruin your whole day NOT REALLY JUST GET OUT OF IT

94 You can be as eccentric as you want I STILL AM AS OLD AS I AM

95 Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want THEN YOU WOULD NOT GET A DATE

96 You decide how long it takes to get ready DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF THAT YOU NEED SO MUCH TIME

97 Say goodbye to heartache, dumping and being dumped IF YOU HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU HAVE NEVER LIVED

98 You get your weekends for you and your projects SO ARRANGE YOUR LIFE AND IT WILL WORK WITH A PARTNER

99 You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories AND THEN WHO WOULD TRUST YOU

100 You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety QUITE TRUE HOWEVER IT DOES WEAR THING AFTER AWHILE.

101 Being single and staying single isnt selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (where it should be) AND REMEMER ONE DAY YOU WILL BE OLD AND GREY AND ALL ALONE!!!!

THIS IS A VERY TONGE IN CHEEK REPLY!!!!! I AM WICKED AND JUST COULD NOT RESIST THIS ONE!

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LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl  says:
10 months ago

LOL! Nice one (-:

mmminternational profile image

mmminternational  says:
10 months ago

16. You do have kids - and you still do.

Gregg  says:
10 months ago

Thlough I agree with most of those...A good half of your responses are pointless to the actual point...then again it is a matter of opinion. I personally enjoy being single and don't know if i want to be in a long term relationship again. It is all up to the person and how they enjoy life

Teddybear1000 profile image

Teddybear1000  says:
9 months ago

Hello just to let you into a secret IAM ALSO SINGLE but do have kids

Mr Nice profile image

Mr Nice  says:
9 months ago

Hi Teddybear1000!

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde

" Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.”

~ Pauline Thomason

Please visit my hub again I totally changed it.......

http://hubpages.com/hub/Why-Its-Wonderful-To-Be-A-

Teddybear1000 profile image

Teddybear1000  says:
8 months ago

Oh wicked me.......

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Teddybear1000  says:
7 months ago

Wow when I see a comment like yours - its a real pity you did not keep it to yourself!!!!!   At the bottom of my hub you will see answers are tongue in cheek in any case. As far as women being stupid I trust that your d....... will fall off and in your next life you will come back as a women!!!!!!

Independant, not 'Single'  says:
5 months ago

Yeah, these responses were asinine.

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Teddybear1000  says:
5 months ago

gee some people just dont have a sense of humour!!

success79 profile image

success79  says:
3 months ago

Interesting comment!

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Teddybear1000  says:
3 months ago

hi sorry could not resist when i first read this list of things ..... just me being me lol

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Bhawna Sharma  says:
2 months ago

lol...interesting :D

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