12 Days of Christmas - 2008 Style
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I found the request for a current 12 Days of Christmas to be a perfect fit for my experiences with Christmas. You see, my husband has trouble waiting until Christmas Day to give me my presents. The typical scenario involves a present a day until Christmas Day when he gives me what is left. Year after year I ask him to hold off, and year after year he is unable to control himself. The more I try to turn down opening a single present, the more he insists that it is a matter of life and death. Eventually my curiosity gets the best of me and I relent. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining at all. I love getting presents as much as anyone else. It simply amuses me that my husband is as bad as the kids when it comes to keeping a secret. Here is my updated version of The 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Books by Anne Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight New Drink Coasters
Seven Books by Anne Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
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On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Packs of Card Stock
Eight New Drink Coasters
Seven Books by Anne Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Brand New Scrapbooks
Nine Packs of Cardstock
Eight New Drink Coasters
Seven Books by Anne Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Cases Red Bull
Ten Brand New Scrapbooks
Nine Packs of Cardstock
Eight New Drink Coasters
Seven Books by Ann Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Maids A-Cleaning
Eleven Cases Red Bull
Ten Brand New Scrapbooks
Nine Packs of Cardstock
Eight New Drink Coasters
Seven Books by Anne Rice
Six Pooper Scoopers
Five Negligees
Four Pairs of Socks
Three New Movies
Two DS Games
and a New Ring Bought at J.B.
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Comments
No problem. I thought it looked like fun. I always like to make up weird words to songs :)
That's funny, enjoyed it.
Thank you :)
That was pretty funny :)
Im glad you liked it. :)
Pretty funny!
Thanks, Bardie! Im sending my hugs : )
very nice hub
wow you're very creative :)
Hahah, I wouldnt go that far, but thanks. It was fun to change the words : )
Very funny!
i wish i have a true love as extravagant as yours! LOL :D
Well, some of them were things I'd like to get and some were things he would probably get...like the socks and the Red Bull :)
Stacie L says:
11 months ago
thanks for answering my request. iIknow it took some imagination ! :)