15 Things that Could Happen on a Bad Day and How to Deal With Them.
75We deal with things differently.
Life is a Test. Do you know all the answers or not?
Some days everything seems to go wrong. If the wheels fall off or you're having a bad hair day; perhaps it may be something more than Murphy's Law that is at play. Everyone has times when things don't go according to plan. The main thing is not to let those times get you down.
Sometimes it is best to consider that with the right attitude and outlook, you will usually always get though the rough days and find that you can look back on those times; with a smile! I find that by considering that the events to be merely life lessons and whatever the effects are that result from them; becoming stronger is a greater prize.
When dealing with the Fifteen things that can happen to you on a bad day; I hope you may find that the following words are the most appropriate way to deal with those times.
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"Oosshit... Did I say that?"
When you have an awesome day; but then someone rains on your parade;
Just say, “Oosshit” Yep, “Oosshit!”
Or In a bar you’ve just bought a girl a drink; then notice the extremely constant blink;
Just say, “Oosshit.” Don’t run or quit.
When your dog jumps onto your bed and then starts farting beside your head;
Just say “Oosshit.” You know……. “Oosshit!”
On poker night you’ve got a routine hand; but no one else will make a stand;
Just think, “Oosshit!” “At least I won it.”
And on the day you’re tramping in a forest; take the wrong track and then get lost;
Just whistle, “Oosshit.” Don’t have a fit!
When you’re running late again and forget your ticket for the train;
Say, “Oosshit….. Oosshit!”
At the races you back the favorite horse; but it drops dead halfway round the course;
Smile and say, “Oosshit.” Just take the hit.
You just met your true love on the Net; but your lover hacks you without regret;
Scream, “Ooshit, Oosshit, Oooooooooooosshit!”
Or you work your fingers to the bone; but you partner just sits there and moans;
Just mutter, “Oosshit.” “I think it’s time to quit.”
Or you’ve just bought a brand new car; but crash without going very far:
Cry “Oosshit, Oosshit.” “Did I insure it?”
Then on the way back home; you loose your wallet and your phone;
Whisper, “Oosshit.” “That’s just great, Oosshit!”
And today your boss gave you rise; but his boss sacked you to downsize:
You know the words that fit, “Oosshit, Oosshit, Ooooooooooosshit!”
When everyone says the recession is to blame; but even the good times are the same;
Forget “Oosshit!” Because it won’t help one little bit. Just use your wit.
Remember the first time in a barber’s chair; when you noticed he had no hair?
Did you think, “Oosshit.” “Will I end up looking like a twit?”
Don’t worry; at any time things could improve: Don’t give up, don’t even move;
Get positive; you’re on your way; from now on you’ll have all sunny days.
Do you think you can handle it? Becoming a winner is the easy bit;
If now you say, “Oh Wow, I can do it!” Instead of waiting to say “Oosshit!”
This life we have is a test; the Big Guy wants you to always be your best;
So believe you can and you will; but you’ll always have to climb a hill.
“Oosshit” it’s just a bump so very small; you can do it and you won’t fall;
Just show the world who you can be; but trust in you and you will see!
Embrace Your Life. Embrace Change. Smile at Yourself awhile!
© Copyright 2009 Pearldiver nzpol with all rights reserved.
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Comments
Wow.. You were quick off the blocks Laura. Yep I had to change the flow abit. Sorry you've had one of those days..I hope this hub has helped; especially that special affirmation that just about sums up crappy days... lol. Thanks for reading this work WS.
Used that special affirmation far too many times today. Mine occasionally came out a little differently... Will take your advice tomorrow, though. Even got busted by my daughter today. Naughty, naughty, Laura. It did help, got a laugh.
Hahaha, kids are really good at that. How could that be though, I thought you kept your kids in a tent. lol. Take care Laura.. AND.. Always check your Rear Vision Mirror.
Oosshit.... I see they gave me both an ad for stink feet and one for Tom Cruise's church!!!! lol
Another pearl from Pearldiver !! The Bumbletown Man of Reknown has did it again...Thanks my friend...Larry
Hi Larry, thanks for calling, hope you enjoyed. Great minds my friend; I was just about to read your new works. See you at your place matey!
Oohsshit you said it before me.
Funny & poingant - how do you do it?! Great stuff! Great message!
Hi Birte, I don't have an exclusive on the word & I certainly don't want that on all the events in this world, that could lead to the use of "Oosshit." You are most welcome to say it any time you please. But I hope you never have to as a result of good things happening to you, in the not so perfect space that we call "Our Life." Thanks for calling Birte; always a pleasure.
Hi Susana, nice to see you producing the great stuff yourself. For me; in answer to your question, I would have to say: "I'm completely M.A.D. when it comes to seeing life through my eyes!! It may be I need glasses lol." I do appreciate your presence in this community Susana. Keep writing those gems and take care. Thanks for your positivity.
LOL...what a simple solution to all the crap that life dishes out!
Hi Feline Prophet, Yep one for the believers of the Don't Worry - Be Happy set and those who can't seem to be able to climb out of the loo! Thanks for calling in and your ever welcome comments.
Well I definitely needed this hub today! Thanks for the smile and now I know just what to say about my situation! :)
Hi there Janetta; if you can make someone smile every day then you can help change the world! lol. If a simple word can make a smile... Then imagine what a sentence can do. Thank you for calling and your post. Oh yeah Janetta, you Have to say it with a Smile.. good luck. Take care.
Love it Rob - too funny yet poignant indeed :) Now that's k.i.s.s.ing it! Great job :)
Hi Sylvia... Thanks for that.. short n not so sweet lol.
Yep we all have those sorts of days; it's always better when someone else looses the plot! lol Take care my friend.
Thanks for the funny advice! Hopefully I won't have need of it today, but one never knows. :)
Hi Ivorwen thanks for reading and commenting on this. I also hope you have no need to use the advice; so you have a great day and I'll say it for both of us! Cheers.
Positive, funny, and great advice! Oosshit! I'll use that from now on - lol. You should include an audio recording so that I will know exactly how to say it :)
Hi Shibashake, thanks for reading and appreciating this.
You pronounce it OSH-IT or anyway you please. Tare care.
Oh wow... thank you for the good laugh!... You just made my morning! Have a beautiful day gorgeous!
Oosshit Chickmelion... With a comment like that; how could I Not Have a Great Day? Thank you for enjoying this.
This is just great. I loved reading every word and it lifted me up. Been feeling a little like this and your words make sence. Very clever of you.x
Thank you Helen.. If it lifted your spirits then it did it's job. And yes as you will find out when you first start out writing... Yep.. the words do make cents..lol. You take care, there is always an upside to a down day.
This was fantastic! Loved it! And, where the hell is Bumbletown, you never said?
Hi Cindy.. Thanks for reading.. Glad you enjoyed it.. yeah nice try lol, but if you want the key to Bumble Town, as I said the clues are all there and besides, it's on Google etc. Take care.. Come and see me sometime.. the whitebait fritters await.
:) see? thats me smiling!! this was great!
Hi Dennise, Ooshit..I'm not sure Exactly Why you're smiling; about the hub or what the other bug is doing in your avatar? Thanks for reading this and enjoying it. Take care.
Well written hub. Thanks. I am looking forward to read more of your hubs
Hi Emdi, Thanks for reading this work inspired by a series of really good bad hair days. I love your avatar and a cat that wears its watermelon proudly as if it is the most natural thing for a cat to do. Viva la difference! Take care and please... some more of your humor.
LOL - That was great! I'm glad I stopped by to read this morning.
Hi galatea thanks for doing that. Glad you liked it. Good luck with your works and HP. Take care.
wordscribe41 says:
4 months ago
Too funny, Pearldiver. Just what I needed right now... It's been a day. A day, I tell you.