Wow I just love so many things, so tonight I finally thought I would put these down on paper. Since I was able to write the twenty things I love in my journal, I decided to publish the censored version here at Hubpages. Here is my list of twenty things I truly love.

1. Chocolate pie.

2. The Mr. Blobby show.

3. Eating candy bars in line at the grocery store.

4. Having chocolate smeared all over my face as the checker rings up my groceries. They think I am such a slob, and I get a kick out of it. Only at the grocery store can I indulge in this behavior.

5. Dancing on my roof top at midnight in the middle of a rainstorm in July. Very rarely do I get to do this since I live in a not so rainy place.

6. Plush pillows I can throw high in the air.

7. Dancing to eighties music and bouncing off the walls when I eat a whole bunch of chocolate pie.

8. Disco music! The Bee Jees are my guilty pleasure!

9. Talking five big dogs for a walk all at once, especially when they begin to walk me. I love being pulled along by five dogs because I am sort of lazy, so their labor forces me to get some what of a workout.

10. Watching all the television I can handle.

11. Getting a flat screen TV someday. Way too expensive right now.

12. Eating twenty pizzas in one sitting.

13. The time I went to Palm Springs with my friends and we discovered there were more senior citizens there than college kids on spring break. Boy oh boy can senior citizens tell you some wild stories. Remember we are all young once.

14. Pretending my toilet is the high dive and jumping off of it into my bath tub.

15. Taking really bad pictures of my friends that I post to my Myspace account. They get really mad at me, but hey I am sober and they were the ones that decided to drink so much in Palm Springs!

16. Doing cartwheels on wet grass at seven thirty in the morning.

17. Standing on my head and drinking soda.

18. Sitting on the couch and drinking soda.

19. Eating lots of junk food.

20. Basically anything lazy is my favorite thing. I do not like to work very much.