30 Hubs in 30 Minutes! Hub Challenge!
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Hub 1. How to fix a shelf.....screw it!
Hub 2. How to fix your marriage.....screw it!
Hub 3. How to plumb pipes.......f**k em!
Hub 4. Life.....sucks and then they re-posess your grave just before you die!
Hub 5. T shirt humor......Please don't feed the husband!
Hub 6. How to write a hub.......with brain...beer and fingers.
Hub 7. Smokey hot dog recipe.....blow torch...hot dog on fork....heat and eat.
Hub 8. How to get rid of roaches.....swallow them and say,"No Officer...no weed here!"
Hub 9. How to bring family back to the table.....move table in front of TV.
Hub 10. Love poetry.....Roses are red....how bout some head?
Hub 11. How to relieve gas pain.....fart!
Hub 12. The dumbest human on earth.....Shoplifter looks for sale items.
Hub 13. Free money.....become a total loser and call the government.
Hub 14. How to get your cat out of a tree.....helicopter and a dog.
hub 15. How to get rid of mother-in-law......spray "Bitch Off" on your favorite chair.
Hub 16. How to prevent anal warts.....quit sitting on toad frogs!
Hub 17. Redneck foreplay..."Slow down Bubba...our mom and dad will be gone for an hour!"
Hub 18. Dyslexic love note.......?xes retfa yhcti uoy ereW
Hub 19. Lazy Olympics......Free style float...The Couchathon!
Hub 20. How to turn him on......mop naked!
Hub 21. How to turn her on.....mop period.
Hub 22. Older mothers..How to breast feed.....put baby on lap...drop tit.
Hub 23. How to stop neighbors dog barking.....Tell neighbor..I speak dog..why is his butt sore?
Hub 24. Stalking evidence......smudges on windows....condoms in bushes.
Hub 25. Women..how to fend off a mugger.....Scream.."Yes...Yes...I'll marry you! "
Hub 26. What came first...chicken or egg................Rooster!
Hub 27. Gifts for mother-in law......light bulb wrapped in tin foil and damp footies.
Hub 28. For blind people only..........(.................................................... )
Hub 29. For deaf people only........ (click for audio)
Hub 30. Rant....Finally I am done with this stupid 30 Hub crap! I am never writing 30 hubs in 30 minutes again! My brain hurts!
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As it turns out that makes almost as much sense to me as 30 hubs in 30 days. I'm just not getting the hang of the assembly line process.
Oh, my gosh. This is too funny. Thanks for the break!
Number 10!!!! Number 15 - thought it was "Bitch-b-gone", I should go back to the store. The never taught us # 25 in class, will file that away. I adore you, and look forward to your stuff!
man u keep getting better and better. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!
Tom, great fun and '18' '23' 28' will definetly remember them lol
very much appreciated
Now, that's a hub . . . er, hubs!
So then from now on we each should just say "#10" (or one of your own choice) and we'll all lauuugghhh! That will cut down on commenting time considerable. Let's try it out...
Thanks...Triplet Mom....Pete...wittywriter....Candie....chriswilkes...Hawkesdream...Teresa and Steve for commenting.
Candie...wow...you're right...I could use#10 along with #21. But I might wind up with #11 :)
I'd say you have #11 down pat already, sweetie...lol
Three thumbs up!! The epitome of hilarity. You had six that made me laugh out loud: 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 22.
Tam Cor....and # 19....Hey...I'm mopping here! :)
Thanks James...you picked my favorites too! :)
ROFLMAO Excellent Tom! Woo hoo! loved it.
Tommy, tommy, tommy, when would I EVER require you to '21' when I want '10' more than clean floors??????
Cindyvine...thanks....I did it after reading your hub. :)
Candie....LOL!....I just had a brain fart...mop head! :)
Tom, open a window, or tuck your hair behind your ears, then call me, I'll be over
Which hair...I have 3 oops ...2 :)
I love you sense of humor - so spontaneous and genuine! Thanks for the laughs! Keep it up
Thanks mamahops....come and laugh here anytime! :)
What a break!!! Thanks that was very funny.
dori
Thanks fortunrep......dori! :)
LMAO though I am not blind, 28 was my favorite. now I have fingerprints on my computer screen.... lol
Ha! They do need to take a break and smile, good of you to give it to 'em Tom.
Thanks Janetta....I'll send an e-brail! :)
GT....and I bet they won't sit on toads anymore either. :)
And I thought 30 in 30 days was tough...wow...specially loved the blind and deaf :D LOL
Loved all 30. You da man!
Likewise, loved it.
Totally hilarious, Tom!! You rock!
This was awesome Tom,thank you!
did you really write this without copying from any offline products such as books , newspapers , magazines etc.
if yes , your mind is the world's best mind , many of the hubs you listed here are amazing & interesting.
congrats for this achivement.
Hey Tom, check out my taking the piss hub http://hubpages.com/hub/WANTED--Man-Apply-here oops, did I put in a link? How shameless of me! Actually, if I found a man to fit that bill I'll be smiling from ear to ear!
You can #21 anytime you want for me honey...you look so cute holding a mop...:)
shreekrishna--I can vouch for Tom here--everything he writes comes out of his life experiences, or that "unique" imagination he has...or a combination of both!
Sorry sweetie, for answering that question for you...but I couldn't help myself--I know you are WAY too modest(hahaha) to to brag about yourself, lol...
Fanf**kingtastic! Pure genius. Thank you so much for the laughs. Can't pick a favorite though. Prolly #9, #18 & #25
hahaha a truly hilarious hub, really loved it to the core. At this rate you would have nailed the 30 hubs challenge i second maguijo pure genius.
Thank you all for the wonderful comments....your smiles and laughter always makes my day......thanks so much! :)
Next Challenge, do 30 hubs Naked! ;p
LOL Paper Moon....you have to make that challenge to everyone! Some great hubs could come from that! :)
Well, that's one way of doin' it. Very funny. And here I thought I had 30 days
alekhouse....thanks.....I'm just lazy...I'm lucky to concentrate for 30 minutes on something....30 days...impossible. :)
So bad, its kind of good! LOL!
Thanks stepchicks68....grins...I'm a bad boy, :)
hehehhee. I like the humor and boy you are quick with this 20 hubs and 100 hubs fever!
Hey Tom are you going to put in an application? I quite like a man with a beard!
Great stuff :) And sometimes a short blurb is all the explanation certain topics need!! I learned lots. Where can I get a can of "Bitch Off?" haha
Loved it. Cracked me up. Funnier by the minute.
That's awesome!!! Wonderful hub. :)
Thanks SoulaBee :)
Kt pdx.....thank you too! :)
Thanks sheena...I drank losts of coffee! :)
Cindy...I shall apply! :)
Ashley.....Thanks....."Bitch Off".. is at your local drug store...right next to the dog treats. :)
Nice Dad....real nice. I agree with mom on you having number 11 down pat....lol
Hahahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahahaah you rock Tom
Deece...I don't fart....I frapitate! :)
Thanks blondepoet...so do you! :)
LOL - now that's a REAL challenge!
I wanted to pick a hub favorite, but really, they are all just awesome :D
These are great. Got a great laugh from it.
Thanks shebashake....I think I misunderstood the challenge. :)
Thank you RGraf! :)
Hahaha I was laughing to death, my neighbors might think I'm crazy! Love them all!
Thanks Charia......laughing is good! :)
so so thanks,,,,,,
Thanks mrahmansmc......so so welcome! :)
Too funny. I especially like #21.
Ivorwen....LOL...my wife, Tammy, agrees with you! :)
Well done and very clever. I bet it really wasn't as easy as some may think.
Thanks laringo.....it gave me brain pain..grins! :)
Couple of these sound like hubs that Sissy and Bobba would write...lmfao
They helped write them! :)
As always if you want a lift and a good laugh just visit one of Tom's hubs. Your hubs always make me feel so much better your humour is so funny and never unkind, you are very funny and a real nice man.
maggs...such a wonderful spirit you are. I am thankful to recognize it. Thank you so much for the kind words...I truly treasure your kindness. :)
Gee, and I didn't think anyone could write 30 hubs in 30 minutes. Good job, Tom, you did it! Very funny, too. :)
Shirley...thanks....I R Superhubber! Up...up and uhhh I forgot! :)
Isn't Ohio a B.A. state? Everybody is from Ohio, but nobody wants to go there...
Hilarious hub.
Koby....LOL...we have corn..and corn and more corn! Thanks! :)
Now that is efficiency in action-- you need to add adsense and google to each.
Rochelle...LOL....that might bring google down...I wish they had a nonsense I could sign up to. Thanks much! :)
how i'll say
mrahman.....thanks...I think? :)
thanks!.............. everybody...........
mrahaman.......?
Hey--a new fan, Tom!!! :)
Cool huh...I such a fan ho! :)
Triplet Mom says:
7 months ago
Hilarious!! Do it again do it again. Thanks for the laugh.