35 Things a Dumped Woman Can Do

Many kinds of women, many moods, many situations. What a particular woman would do depends on what her man was like, too. Here goes:

1. Yell

2. Laugh

3. Cry

4. Laugh and cry

5. Sing

6. Dance

7. Get on with life

8. Get another guy

9. Go into depression.

10. Go to yoga class

11. Go to Mother

12. Go to his mother

13. Go to his office

14. Go to court

15. Go to sleep

16. Go out shopping

17. Tell his boss

18. Tell his wife

19. Tell everybody

20. Talk to herself

21. Talk to friends

22. Talk to everybody

23. Talk to God

24. Take up some art or craft

25. Take responsibility over her life

26. Take a bath

27. Flush his letters down the loo

28. Throw him out first

29. Throw things at him

30. Do community service

31. Give dating advice

32. Kill him

33. Kill his girlfriend

34. Kill herself

35. Win him back

What would you or your woman do? Have anything to add?