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55 + WORST TATTOOS EVER!!

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wow....what can I say?
yummy, lets take him home to meet dad!
yummy, lets take him home to meet dad!
ICE ICE BABY!
ICE ICE BABY!
insert DVD here...another example of why drinking and watching movies don't mix!
insert DVD here...another example of why drinking and watching movies don't mix!
can your tattoo artist actually draw??? Maybe you should ask before you go under the needle...
can your tattoo artist actually draw??? Maybe you should ask before you go under the needle...
we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!
we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!

BAD TATS

Anyone who even remotely knows me knows that I LOATHE tattoos(for reasons too numerous to explain in a hub). Don't

get offended, it's not the person I dislike, just the art they decided to live

the rest of their life with! With that said...please judiciously view the

following pictures of hideous tats. It's not for the faint of heart, and you

may want to keep grandma or the kiddos away from the computer for a bit!

give Arnold some love, girly-men!!
give Arnold some love, girly-men!!
would this count for SEO keywords???
would this count for SEO keywords???
now you see me, now you see me on my arm!!! I know magic kids!
now you see me, now you see me on my arm!!! I know magic kids!
you didn't know Chewy was Italian? Shame on you!
you didn't know Chewy was Italian? Shame on you!
come here and give granny a kiss!
come here and give granny a kiss!
if you don't give her a kiss, monsters will eat ya!
if you don't give her a kiss, monsters will eat ya!
does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????
does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????
Pippy Langstrum? Last Time I Checked Her Last Name Was Longstocking??? And She Didn't Look Like She Was Possessed Staring at Ink Blots?
Pippy Langstrum? Last Time I Checked Her Last Name Was Longstocking??? And She Didn't Look Like She Was Possessed Staring at Ink Blots?
WTF
WTF
DON'T get this tattoo if you plan to spend any time in prison!
DON'T get this tattoo if you plan to spend any time in prison!
if you could dscribe yourself in three words, what would they be??
if you could dscribe yourself in three words, what would they be??
again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an ARTIST!!
again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an ARTIST!!
another tat you DON'T want if you plan to visit prison....you may be some guy's pussy with this one....
another tat you DON'T want if you plan to visit prison....you may be some guy's pussy with this one....
have you met the guy with the sofa and recliner tat? No? Man, what are the odds you may become friends!
have you met the guy with the sofa and recliner tat? No? Man, what are the odds you may become friends!
connect my giraffe dots....and ring my bell!
connect my giraffe dots....and ring my bell!
Blues Clues meets Marilyn Manson....
Blues Clues meets Marilyn Manson....
I think he forgot to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain....
I think he forgot to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain....
do you think he has an identity crisis or making up for something he lacks??
do you think he has an identity crisis or making up for something he lacks??
the hottest gift to give last Christmas, showing your friend you love him with his face tattooed on your ass!    (how do you explain this to your girlfriend???)
the hottest gift to give last Christmas, showing your friend you love him with his face tattooed on your ass! (how do you explain this to your girlfriend???)
hi, I'm here for the daycare position...
hi, I'm here for the daycare position...
the mugshot was only funny for one day...until now
the mugshot was only funny for one day...until now
0% Classy 100% Red Neck...
0% Classy 100% Red Neck...
wow....
wow....
“Yeah, I Am looking to get a buck-toothed naked Indian straddling a corndog….Yeah, a corndog.”
“Yeah, I Am looking to get a buck-toothed naked Indian straddling a corndog….Yeah, a corndog.”
is this Japanese for "I'm psychotic and need help?"
is this Japanese for "I'm psychotic and need help?"
why are guys so enamored by butts???
why are guys so enamored by butts???
kids...don't look now, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest...
kids...don't look now, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest...
for some reason, I am no longer hungry...
for some reason, I am no longer hungry...
and when I said I wanted it flame broiled, that's not what I meant...
and when I said I wanted it flame broiled, that's not what I meant...
want to super-size your order?
want to super-size your order?
another reason not to get tattooed when you are hungry...
another reason not to get tattooed when you are hungry...
'nuff said....
'nuff said....
if I was Hulk Hulgan, I'd sue...and then make him go to Jenny Craig as part of the restitution...
if I was Hulk Hulgan, I'd sue...and then make him go to Jenny Craig as part of the restitution...
this was on every pedophile's wish list....a tat of a sweet child...
this was on every pedophile's wish list....a tat of a sweet child...
my, what big teeth you have!
my, what big teeth you have!
do you want to see my stallion?
do you want to see my stallion?
another pussy picture...these are so angelic....
another pussy picture...these are so angelic....
pro-life anyone?
pro-life anyone?
is he calling himself that? or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?
is he calling himself that? or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?
cherries anyone?
cherries anyone?
I've heard that tats like this get any girl hot and bothered...
I've heard that tats like this get any girl hot and bothered...
I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
nothing says white trash like this...
nothing says white trash like this...
what every college student needs so they can sleep through class...
what every college student needs so they can sleep through class...
remember the plastic chair guy? this is his friend...
remember the plastic chair guy? this is his friend...
Taz and a Unicorn Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Cod.
Taz and a Unicorn Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Cod.
one for the foot fettish folks...
one for the foot fettish folks...
he's single ladies....
he's single ladies....
Again with Taz! The Bad Ass of 90s' tats
Again with Taz! The Bad Ass of 90s' tats

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dohn121 profile image

dohn121  says:
4 months ago

Disgusting. Outrageous. Volatile. Tasteless. Okay, enough with that. Your comments kept rowing the boat, however. I can't believe I share planetary real estate with these crackpots. WTF? There should be like a freakin' tatoo police to regulate tatoos and prevent um...people from getting them or something! (I think I lost some I.Q. points view theez stoopid tatz!?)

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

ROTFL, I agree with you dohn...I absolutely abhore tats, but I am sure people with them are just as great- these in particular are just plain odd...

Dame Scribe profile image

Dame Scribe  says:
4 months ago

I agree AK, these tats are horrid and shouldn't be seen by the public, yikes! lol

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

it's good to educated the public....

VioletSun profile image

VioletSun  says:
4 months ago

Oh, my goodness! The granny with tattoos over her entire body is horrible; they are all the ugliest tattoos I have seen in my life! Why would anyone purposely make themselves ugly? Guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, LOL!

ralwus profile image

ralwus  says:
4 months ago

talk about dumbing down. no further comment

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

hope ya'll don't think I'm tacky like these tats...I love craZY crap like this to write about, but would never actually do this stuff :)

see first comment of hub....

rastrother profile image

rastrother  says:
4 months ago

they should all have to wear pink shirts. because douchebags are easier to spot when there in uniform. :)

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

lmao at ras....

Derval  says:
4 months ago

So, most of these were beyond awful, but i think the fetus one was kinda cool. kinda gross, but a creative idea.

not that I would ever get that.

Whitney05 profile image

Whitney05  says:
4 months ago

some of those aren't tattoos but makeup. The one with the busted face and the second one on the page are both Halloween makeup.

Some of them may be odd but not necessarily the worst ever. It's all in opinion.

moorecrayons  says:
4 months ago

Make sure your tattoo artist can spell...

YOUR MINE?

Your my what?

try YOU'RE MINE

LadySov profile image

LadySov  says:
4 months ago

Dude... some of these tattoos are awesome, like the weird fetal skeleton one.

My favorite worst one though is the hulk hogan one. Christ!

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
4 months ago

This was crazy! Some were really disgusting, others cool but seriously why would someone get tats like these!

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
4 months ago

This was crazy! Some were really disgusting, others cool but seriously why would someone get tats like these!

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

interesting about makeup...I did think about that one...

Bredavies profile image

Bredavies  says:
4 months ago

Are these people serious...Why would someone get a weird vulgar picture on their back or a hamburger!That was pure comedy. haha!

M!$$ T3DD! profile image

M!$$ T3DD!  says:
4 months ago

the best has to be the guy with the hello kitty on his forehead wtf like really dude. But these are all pretty dumb if u ask me!

Chloe Comfort profile image

Chloe Comfort  says:
4 months ago

To each his own but - REALLY - what were some of these people thinking? The human mind will always remain a mystery.

I agree w/the "hello kitty" comment - WTF - are you kiddin me?!?!

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
4 months ago

I don't know ANY man who would want to look like a little girl's toy....unless they were into molesting them....(yikes)

kmackey32 profile image

kmackey32  says:
4 months ago

I love tats, just not any of these ones. I show all of mine and my families on my hub.

sambo16  says:
4 months ago

People can be quite ridiculous. I would say the most thought provoking was the baby skeleton on the ladies stomach.

Jerry  says:
4 months ago

Some of them where fakes, some odd and some real cool and unique. I my self have 5 tats, but nothing like that. and as far as the comment goes for the tramp stamp tat that is what it is commonly called when a woman or ( male ) gets a tat on the lower back. A Tramp Stamp....

nightlymistress profile image

nightlymistress  says:
4 months ago

I think the idea is simply stupid marking yourself for life. I would never mark my bod with such a putrid and disgusting ink. I have more respect for my bod;but, yeah, basically im right with you dude.

dizuckai  says:
4 months ago

although most of them look really bad , i really like the connect the dots one :) lol

EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image

EYEAM4ANARCHY  says:
3 months ago

I love people with tattoos. The ones that are badly drawn are unfortunate, some of the others are just a bit odd. People should think about what they are doing before getting a badly done tattoo.

Robert K. Mccann profile image

Robert K. Mccann  says:
3 months ago

OMG!!! horrifying pictures!!! LOL!

ljrc1961 profile image

ljrc1961  says:
3 months ago

You are right; those are all awful. I have two little tats and they are tasteful and strategically placed; I would never get those that you featured.

Chantel Le Cross profile image

Chantel Le Cross  says:
3 months ago

this is pure gold

mroricle1973 profile image

mroricle1973  says:
2 months ago

WOW!!!!!!!

Ebower profile image

Ebower  says:
2 months ago

Wow...I didn't like tattoos to begin with...no I really don't lol Interesting hub!

halleyhoops profile image

halleyhoops  says:
2 months ago

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

missalyssa profile image

missalyssa  says:
2 months ago

hilarious! Disturbing! Ridiculous! AWESOME!!! Loved it love it love it!!

AsherKade profile image

AsherKade  says:
2 months ago

thanks for the nice words.....I can now be found at:

http://www.allvoices.com/users/AsherKade

where my articles can go to greater use! Check me out there!

privateye2500 profile image

privateye2500  says:
5 weeks ago

...WOW! W-T-F?!?!

And he gets a score of 93!!!!!

I believe my I.Q. has just suffered a serious crisis....

Nero  says:
5 days ago

freak`s.

Jackie  says:
4 days ago

This is hilarious! These people have no taste what-so-ever. The one that really irks me is the grim reaper one of the fat guy. It says "YOUR MINE" When the tattoo artist can't spell, don't get a tat by him. It's Y O U ' R E -- YOU ARE .. MINE.

Lalitha  says:
28 hours ago

hahaha i agree with violetsun there, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder :p ah well tasteless as some of them are, i have to say, this gave me a good laugh! XD

Lalitha  says:
28 hours ago

hahaha i agree with violetsun there, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder :p ah well tasteless as some of them are, i have to say, this gave me a good laugh! XD

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