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Funny 60th Birthday Party Ideas for a Woman: Humorous Games, Jokes, Decorations and Gifts

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By Chris Telden


Celebrate Turning 60 With a Laughter-Filled Party

When your female coworker, mom, wife, sister, or girlfriend turns sixty, it's a big deal. If you're thinking of throwing a woman a party to celebrate her 60th birthday, you can't go wrong with a theme of laughter, humor and jokes - as long as they're in good taste, naturally. Here are some funny and light-hearted birthday party ideas for decorations, entertainment, and speeches suitable for helping women celebrate the landmark year of sixty. And if you're looking looking for suggestions for special 60th birthday presents, check out my article on out-of-the-ordinary presents and 60th birthday gifts for a woman.


Tell 60th Birthday One Liners and Jokes to Break the Ice

60th Birthday Humor

If you tell 60th birthday jokes at her party, be funny, creative...and considerate. The 60th birthday girl may be sensitive at reaching a new decade of life. Even if she's not sensitive about her age, she may not respond well to anything too macabre.

An "over the hill" joke, if light and tasteful, can get lots of laughter, adding levity to what can be a too-serious transition time in life. But tailor it for the particular woman's personality.

And here's a silly idea to get you started when thinking of 60th birthday jokes for a woman:

What do you call a woman in her late sixties?

Sixty-one.

What do you call a woman in her mid sixties?

Fifty-nine.

What do you call a woman in her early sixties?

Forty-five.

What do you call a woman who's exactly sixty years old?

Gorgeous as ever.

Buy 60th Birthday Gag Gifts and Party Favors

Gag gifts themselves are party entertainment. Every good birthday party has presents. But here's an idea for your baby boomer female: in addition to regular 60th birthday presents, consider giving out funny party favors or 60th birthday joke gifts.

What makes a good joke gift? Definitely nothing mean. Anything that will get her to laugh and give you a hug.

Try hula hoops. A humorous gift baskets filled with nostalgic candy. A Time Capsule with a mood ring. Funny books about turning 60.

And don't forget various good-spirited over the hill gifts and party favors. When you've got a young-at-heart 60th birthday woman on your hands, an over-the-hill gift basket will show her adamantly that she's not over the hill by a long shot.

Gag Gifts for a 60 Year Old Woman

60th Birthday "Cure" Gift Package 60th Birthday "Cure" Gift Package
Price: $3.99
Over The Hill Birthday Gift Basket - Large Over The Hill Birthday Gift Basket - Large
Price: $79.99
Monkey Around 60 Deluxe Party Kit for 8 Monkey Around 60 Deluxe Party Kit for 8
Price: $34.71
List Price: $39.99
1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 246 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 246
At the party, for a laugh quote snippets from the 1000 Unforgettable Senior Moments. The book has funny anecdotes to strike just the right note of rueful humor, recounting funny "losing my mind" happenings to everyone from Jimmy Carter to Marilyn Monroe.
Price: $4.94
List Price: $9.95
You're Only Old Once!  A Book for Obsolete Children You're Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children
Price: $8.60
List Price: $17.99
When I Grow Up I Want to Be 60 When I Grow Up I Want to Be 60
Price: $5.92
List Price: $15.00
What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz
Price: $10.22
List Price: $6.00
THE ORIGINAL HULA HOOP ASSORTMENT OF 3 SIZES 36/PACK THE ORIGINAL HULA HOOP ASSORTMENT OF 3 SIZES 36/PACK
Price: $243.45
60 Years to Look This Good Coffee Mug Set - 60th Birthday Gag Gift Package 60 Years to Look This Good Coffee Mug Set - 60th Birthday Gag Gift Package
Price: $16.99
Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor
Price: $5.66
List Price: $16.00


Pure Disco Pure Disco
Price: $7.27
List Price: $13.98

Play Nostalgic Music from the 1960s and 1970s

Your sixtieth birthday female probably has nostalgic memories of listening to disco and folk songs when she was a teenager and in her twenties (and maybe she still listens to them now!) 

So play a party CD with Village People, Donna Summer, Abba, Bob Dylan, Carly Simon, and other music artists who were part of the culture of her younger days. 

You'll be surprised at what memories it brings up....for your mom or wife (or whoever the 60th birthday woman happens to be), and for your guests.


Cheap Entertainment: Play 60th Birthday Party Games

Two kinds of party games are ideal for a 60th birthday party for a woman: board games that harken back to her childhood and games and activities of nostalgia that take her back to the decades of her growing up and young adult years. Both are good for lots of laughs.

Some suggestions for entertaining party games:

  • Hula hoops--developed by Wham-o in the 1950s. Could she use the hula-hoop way back when?  Have a stack out and let party guests try them out.
  • Frisbees became a big hit in the 50s, and these flying discs remain popular today.
  • The Game of Life board game is still played by many.
  • The Careers board game still is played by families today.
  • The Table Topics Conversation Cards from the 60s and 70s decades--funny and serious nostalgia
  • Music trivia games and activities

Quote 60th Birthday Poems--Funny or Serious

Enhance your birthday party in honor of a woman turning 60 years of age with verse, poetry, and sayings specifically relevant to reaching the age of sixty. And make it funny.

I'm no poet, but here's a quick, silly 60th birthday poem in rhyming verse that you're free to quote at a party.

When she's16, a girl is all the rage

At 18, she reaches voting age

At 21, she earns a wage

At 30, she turns a page

After 40, she becomes quite sage

At 60--she begins her Golden Age

Which means she steps onto the stage

And goes and plays the batting cage

And learns how to fix a pressure gauge

And studies the meaning of "macrophage"

Because she knows, with the wisdom of age,

In life you never disengage!

Funny Party Games for a Hilarious 60th Birthday Celebration

Table Topics Conversation Cards - Decades - '60s (NEW for 2009!) Table Topics Conversation Cards - Decades - '60s (NEW for 2009!)
A new idea for her 60th is this pack of conversation cards that celebrates the decade of the 60s. The same company also makes one for the 70s. From light topics to serious topics, this is great for sitting around, eating birthday cake, and chatting.
Price: $25.00
List Price: $30.00
Talicor For the Record 50's, 60's, 70's edition Talicor For the Record 50's, 60's, 70's edition
The 1950, 1960s and 1970s were an unbelievably exciting time to be growing up--if only because of the music. This fun music trivia game covers the 50s, 60s, and 70s decades--much fun for party guests of different generations.
Price: $19.23
List Price: $29.99
Rock Lyrics: 50'S, 60'S, 70's Trivia Quiz Book (Rock Lyrics Trivia Quizbooks) Rock Lyrics: 50'S, 60'S, 70's Trivia Quiz Book (Rock Lyrics Trivia Quizbooks)
A delightful book to pass around as you test each other with rock 'n roll lyrics trivia from the 50s through the 70s.
Price: $5.95
List Price: $5.95
THE ORIGINAL HULA HOOP ASSORTMENT OF 3 SIZES 36/PACK THE ORIGINAL HULA HOOP ASSORTMENT OF 3 SIZES 36/PACK
A 36-pack of multi-colored Wham-o hula hoops provide the perfect activity to do to disco music...and they make terrific party favors, as well!
Price: $243.45
Careers Careers
A game that harkens back to the 50s, Careers will keep up to 4 players entertained at a time.
Price: $13.55
List Price: $17.95
Classic Frisbee Classic Frisbee
Yes! It's a Wham-o Frisbee flying disc! Play it outside, and remember--share with each other, kids!
Price: $2.49
List Price: $3.89

Need 60th Birthday Party Invitations?

Try VistaPrint for your 60th birthday party invitation needs. Check out their pages on invitations and announcements, then go to birthdays and milestone birthday. They have lots of designs, from elegant and discreet to fun-loving and colorful.

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Mr. Potato Head Mr. Potato Head
He's whimsical...he's silly...he's Mr. Potato Head, and if you go with a nostalgic theme, he's a perfect party favor...or a funny centerpiece for a table, tray, or cake.
Price: $7.95
List Price: $9.99

Go the Whole Nine Yards--60th Birthday Decorations and All

For a good-humored woman who's turning 60 this year--one who likes to laugh at herself and is positive about life--celebrate her age with a funny 60th birthday party.

Every birthday party has a theme. Elegance is all well and good. You can go for the classy crystal, the fold-up napkins, the satin tablecloth. And you can personalize the theme: if she loves blue, this is the year to use blue decorations. If she's a cat lover, have a cat-themed birthday party. She's 60, and it's all about her. But don't neglect touches of light-hearted fun. 

Use little nostalgic touches that add humor. What about a Mr. Potato Head placed on the table...a bunch of Slinky toys laid out in decorative arrangements...hula hoops hung on doorknobs...the mind boggles when it comes to funny 60th birthday party decoration ideas.

Think tacky.  Think the number "60" emblazoned over everything.  Some birthdays, you don't emphasize a woman's age, not unless you want to get shuffled out the door. But 60 is a milestone, a landmark age, and should be embraced.

Do it all--60th birthday party napkins, 60th birthday mylar balloons, and decorations that remind her both that she's reached the milestone age of sixty and that she's really still young at heart.

Same with her 60th birthday cake and candles.  Get her all the candles. She's lived six decades.   She's earned each and every one. 

She's done a lot in her life--and she's not done doing it. Help her tell the world.


Need Party Supplies Tailored for Her 60th?

Find 60th Birthday Party Supples Online at the Giant Party Store.

From napkins to balloons to candles and streamers and centerpieces, the store carries supplies both for general parties and specifically for parties celebrating people turning 60 years of age.

In affiliation with Taymark Giant Party Store.

Call for Speeches at the Party

Speech! Speech! A speech can enhance a party and make it truly memorable.

You can place a general call for speeches, but a better plan is to warn the people who know your mom (or wife, or friend, or whoever she may be) to prepare a birthday speech commemorating the grand event of becoming 60 years old.

Tell them--ahem--that you want a funny speech. Humor. Jokes. It's all about the laughs.

Some 60th birthday party speech suggestions, if you're at a loss for topics:

  • Embarrassing Memories from Childhood
  • What We've Learned
  • The Difference Between 30 and 60
  • Reasons I Liked Turning 60
  • What Every Woman Should Know About Entering Her 60s

Besides putting the birthday girl on the spot, call for speeches from:

  • People who've already turned 60 and who know the ropes
  • Husband
  • Son
  • Daughter
  • Colleagues
  • Friends
  • The birthday girl's mom (ask her to talk about the woman as a child)
  • The birthday girl's father (ditto)


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