I really hate google adsense, perhaps because i don´t make any money from it. At least, i can write a hub having a little fun and asking you please not to "click" on my ads, because of the following reasons:

1. If you "click", i would have to create a hub page telling how good i am, showing that everybody sucks because i am such a great success with adsense and you aren´t, and take some print screens of my big (photoshopped?) monthly income.

2. If i became rich, then i would buy a big sports car and a lot of beautiful ladies would want to talk to me, and that would be very very bad to my marriage!

3. Don´t make me rich please. with this financial crisis, i wouldn´t know where to put the money...

4. I´m not using hidden images, fake menus or some kind of hidden scam...

5. If you are not looking for obscure relationship sites, nude photos or used toothbrushes, then don´t "click" anywhere!

6. Google prohibits webmasters from using phrases like "Click on my AdSense ads" to increase click rates. So, if i can´t ask you "pleaseeeeeee", why would you "click" on them, if they don´t mean anything to you ?

7. With this financial crisis, google needs money more than i do... let´s not make them pay even more ...

 8. This hub is so bad that i really don´t deserve it! But don´t forget do laugh!