9 Ways To Deal With A Nagging Wife
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The Best Ways To Deal With These Nag Nag Nag Wife Creatures
As married life goes it naturally has it's ups and downs and it's when the downs seem to make life really depressed is when this sort of behaviour needs to be addressed.
A nagging wife is someone who has gotten quite comfortable at dishing out the orders, you know the type, the ones who leave the list of jobs that need doing as soon as on the fridge in the form of a post it.
These horrible wife creatures must be stopped and I believe I've come up with 9 top ways to deal with a nagging wife, so take notes, you never know when you'll need to refer back to these 9 tips for effective wife management.
Number 1: Always create a space for yourself, a shed, a room. Somewhere to retreat from the nagging when it erupts. Your best hobby is done in this safe haven from the nightmare naggers.
Every bloke should have a hobby to counteract the nagging of a wife.
Number 2: When you feel the nag is about to happen, just go out to the pub, or go for a walk, the key here is to be consistent so that every time a nag is about to occur you just get out of the way.
This makes sense, because it saves wasted energy all around and if you are out of the way, then you will not hear it!
Number 3: Ignore the nagging, when she says stuff that needs to change or the things that need doing it's time to either act like you're deaf or just plain ignore her and all she stands for when it comes to the nagging, she'll either get bored because there is no reaction and the nagging ends or she may get pissed off.
So in the event she might get a little angry that you don't listen, then obtain a hearing aid and hatch a small plan to fake a hearing problem, this is a good tactic I recommend you do to combat this terrible affliction, she'll more than likely not bother and just hand you a list of jobs and for that my friends a white walking stick and mr magoo style glasses come in very handy!!
Number 4: When us men are about to be nagged to death we sort of sense it like a sixth sense, so in the event of such an outcome, you could compliment your wife and this cleverly distracts her and she'll just forget for the time being about the prospect of nagging you.
These little compliments can be staggered throughout the week and can be part of an overall plan of gift showering and that sort of thing, although don't overdo it as this could cause more stress later on down the line with such things as they might wonder why you are giving them all of this attention and you are playing the game away from home.
So just be careful with this one, you don't want to be playing into their hands too much!
Number 5: Keep them busy, always try and keep the nagging at bay by taking them out for dinner or just doing something together, with a bit of luck this will also stop them from nagging you because this might be something they nagged you about, so try and second guess them and nip it in the bud before the nag rot sets in.
Number 6: Counteract the nagging by nagging back, this could be called an arguement in some parts of the world, but it really isn't, as you are only giving her a taste of her own poisonous medicine.
Nag back at her about the fact of her nagging you, you never know this may stop her from nagging again, or it could be grounds for a future divorce, either way you'll feel better for it.
Number 7: Laugh at her nagging face!
This is one of my favourites as it unsettles them into just shutting the hell up,they get frustrated about the fact that you laughed at them. When they try to nag again immediately after you laughed ....just laugh louder this time!
Number 8: Slap them in the face with a piece of candy floss, don't worry it won't hurt, this just adds to the drama of being nagged, with a bit of luck a piece of candy floss will get stuck on their lips and you could simply lick it off.
Get rid of the nagging with a bit of candy floss kinkyness!!
Lastly number 9: When they are about to nag...say hey look at that dress and your hair...I love it! you really are the best wife in the world and quite sexy too why don't we just hop into a sack and do our very own special dance whilst laying down!
I may revise this list in time as I may come up with some better tips to replace the current ones. But at present these are the best for the current times of nagging wifey misses!!
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How Do You Deal With Wifes Nagging?
The fact is most women don't do as much as men do in the relationship, especially these days. The man usually makes more money, has a better relationship with the kids, and deals with major problems. Women these days think it is an insult to take care of their own kids and to clean their own homes. They feel degraded if they get "stuck" taking care of their own kids, or get "stuck" cleaning their own homes.
It's more then just lazy, its a terrible mind set. They then complain and nag to a normal man as if he is some how not doing his fair share.
They have a terrible sense of entitlement and when it is not met they blame it on the man and nag him to death.
They also talk amongst themselves and the greatest amongst them is the one who treats her husband the worst. The one that bosses him around and gets him to do everything.
That's right, or at least in my relationship with my wife, I cook,clean and see to the kids, all the while trying to set up an internet business full time and the decoration of the house aswell as pay the bills and shopping.....but it's not her fault bless her, she just can't be bothered!!
You should all look up and read "No Marriage". The Modern day women wants to have her cake and eat it too. I suggest everyone finds a woman from some foreign country who was brought up with some domestic qualities.
Every woman that I have dated that is USA born has always taken advantage of all that I offer. Mind you, I am not looking for someone who meets me halfway all the time but I do need someone who will meet me a 1/4. I find if you give them an inch they take a yard. Nothing is ever good enough!
"I don't do dishes", "I don't clean", "I need time for me", these are their catch phrases for being lazy and not wanting to take responsibility for anything.
I agree with the guy that said don't marry a women from the US or any other Western country. These women for the most part are selfish people who always put themselves first, before their kids, and before their husbands.
It's really too bad because their mothers, grandmothers, etc.. were not like this. They understood the importance of keeping a home and raising a good family.
Today the kids come second and husbands come last, but you can't tell them this truth because they can't handle it.
I live in New Jersey and you should see the mindset of most of the women here. Most of the women won't take care of their kids, home, husband etc. The one's that stay home won't do anything all day but shop and talk on the phone. I am not saying all women, but most think they are some kind of queen. Some friends that have Asian or Mexican wives are very lucky. Their wife's treat them with respect and the couples are very happy. Most girls today are just ball breaking nags and never happy.
Are you serious man? I went on the internet to get some advice on a nagging wife and your answers are staright out of the caveman's handbook.
Build a shed?
There has to be a way to deal with for real. The answer lies out there hidden beneath some mystical something or other.
Oh, I just went back and read the entire post. I only got to item two before I go bored. Now I read the whole thing and assume you werre going for humor.
My wife nagged that out of me a long time ago.
jim10 says:
9 months ago
My wife tends to nag me whenever I forget to do something. Unfortunately with the more kids we have the better she gets at remembering everything and the worse I get at it. We have 3 boys and it seems pretty consistent that this is the case. I am always happy to help I just honestly do forget. Whenever she does remind me it is like a light bulb turns on and I remember I just put it off to do something else that she nagged at me about first. I much prefer positive reinforcement than nagging though. She would get me to do more with that.