I once had a neighbor set me up with a blind date, I know these usually never work's and this was no exception. We decided to go on a Nature Walk and bring a picnic lunch which I was responsible to bring and beside my neighbor friend who was a great cook and baker offered to bake some chocolate chip cookies just for my picnic. Everything was beautiful the weather a mid summer Saturday, the lunch was well packed including the fresh baked cookies. We meet at my place living near a public park to begin our nature walk we talked as we walked, we climbed a small but steep hill, and I had traveled this path many times before but alone. I asked her to stop me if I was pointing out too many things of interest or of things I find interesting and just say "stop" "enough". We were walking along a creek bank which brought us to some rocks great for sitting for a breather, after sitting for a few minutes we continued we had past the familiar path and was exploring a new area we came to a beautiful green meadow with many beautiful wild flowers all around, It was close to lunch time because my stomach was groaning like clock work, so we stopped for our picnic I laided out the blanket and we sat she passed out the sandwiches, chips, drinks and we just sat and ate and exchanged small talk, I noticed next to us dividing the meadow was a wood and bared wire fence inside the fence was a strange looking animal I said, "Look it a lama" I got up and walked up closer to the fence, the Lama was curious also and ran to meet us. I said, look it looking for food, but we had no lama food and had finished ours picnic except for the specially fresh baked cholate chip cookies my neighbor had baked just for our picnic, I ran and grabbed the bag of cookies pulled out one and fed it to the lama, the lama's facial expressions were that of great pure delight! hardly stopping in an effort to get another and another fresh baked cookie, then it dawned on me we never even had a taste of theses fresh baked chocolate chipped cookies, so I saved the last two for us, I told my blind date we needed to at lease taste them since my neighbor our mutual friend had baked just for our picnic, she agreed, I ate mine faster than the seemly hungry lama and handed the last cookie to my blind date she raised the cookie to her mouth and took a bite. That when it happed, the Lama made a loud growl making it face sour wrinkle up and then pucker up with it's cheeks fill with air and spit out a large spit wad right in my blind date's face.

I was speechless and I found napkins to help wipe off my blind date's face then the thought of what had just happened "the Lama must have been a female lama and was jealous because I gave my blind date the last cookie instead of the lama so together with the lama looks and the spitting I could not stop my self from laughing. Even today, when I think of the lama looks I start laughing. The release felt good for me but not for my blind date. I need not tell you but that was the end of our date, relationship. I have never been on a blind date since.

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