A Fictional Account of What Obama's Presidential Debriefing Could Look Like

It is pretty easy to assume that some of the information that is debriefed to a new President can be policy changing. Now imagine the wide variety of topics that he will be put "in the know". What if there was a totally different reality than most people realize? Here is my fictitious account of some of the things that the new President is debriefed on.

We never put a man on the moon. It was actually faked in a studio in order to inflate our capabilities in our enemies eyes. This allowed for funding of other top secret military projects and opened doors for new ventures.

Aliens are real. We have been experimenting with alien technology and have cadavers spread throughout the country in top secret locations. These technologies have been the key to modern computers, stealth technology, and specialized aircraft.

Osama bin Laden is not alive. Osama was killed early in the war on terror, but strategically it makes no sense to release this information. The hunt for bin Laden helps fuel the war on terror and would put us at a disadvantage if he became a martyr at this point. Suprisingly bin Laden's people don't want to admit to his death as they fear it could severely affect their goals. Osama's body is preserved and kept at one of the locations where we store alien cadavers.

We have a man on the inside in Iran. We are getting intelligence right from the top and Iran's nuclear program is not for peaceful purposes. There are already plans in action, Israel and allies are just waiting for a strategic point in time to pull the plug. The new President is informed that Iran is a key part in the war on terror.

Kim Jong il has been deceased for a while now. Someone close to him and much more dangerous has taken over where Kim left off. While it is not certain how Kim passed, it is known that they are covering up the details fairly well. The United States assumes tensions with North Korea to escalate in the near future.

One could only imagine how much the new Presidents head would be spinning after being informed of things such as these. Their reality would be quite changed and extra stress would be added considering that he could not just tell people about these things. While I know that the real debriefings may not be as extreme as these, I bet there is some information that is mind blowing and close in nature.