Women list some of their biggest dislikes about how their men kiss as the following:

1. Too Wet and Messy - This is the guy who is perpetually plagued with overactive saliva glands. He can't kiss his girl without the need for a good toweling off when their lips separate.

2. Too Much Tongue - Probably the one I hear women complaining about the most. The guy thinks that the more he can simulate an airplane propeller with his tongue, the better a kisser he is.

3. Too Much Tooth (or if you're lucky enough to have more than one, Teeth) - This is like nails on a chalkboard for most women. If your teeth are even slightly touching hers, you need to pull back and double check to be sure you still have your lips. Their there for a reason, so be sure they provide a soft cushion for your kiss. Keep the teeth on teeth stuff out of the kissing equation.

4. Too Much Mouth - Kissing is about being subtle, and if you approach her in a way that causes her to fear that you may be about to eat her whole face, well, you need to think about closing your mouth a bit. Women give better kisses when they are not fearing for their lives.

5. Too Deep - If you're going to French Kiss, don't forget that a tongue shoved all the way down YOUR throat might be a little uncomfortable, especially if you're fond of breathing. Your girl feels the same way. Just a little tongue, not too much, okay!

6. All Bite and No Bark - Too nibble or not to nibble, that is the question. And, if you do nibble...Ouch, be careful not to bite too hard. Generally women frown on the drawing of any blood during a kiss. Nibbles are sexy, needing stiches when you're lips part... not so much!

Q: The First Time You Kiss Someone Do You...

1. Open mouth, insert tongue, swirl liberatlly..
2. Go for the fast and the furious - hot, hot, hot, all passion.
3. Show her who's boss with a nice hard, manly man kiss.
4. Shoot for sensitivity with soft, sensual puckers and teasing.

Q: Giving a Hot, Wet Kiss Is...

1. The best way to demonstrate how passionate you are.
2. Great if you happen to be swimming together at the beach
3. Best delivered by her dog, not her boyfriend.
4. Good every once in a while, but not all the time.

Q: French kissing is...

1. Only for people who live in France.
2. That goofy kiss one cheek and then the other thing.
3. The best way to greet a first date.
4. Very intimate and personal and not for everyone.

Q: The Best Place to Kiss Is...

1. Wherever I am Baby!
2. Quiet and Romantic and Private
3. The Lips, Of Course
4. Lips, Arms, Neck, Cheeks...etc.

Q: Kissing Is Often a Prelude To...

1. Dinner
2. A Shopping Spree
3. More Kissing.
4. More Kissing and then, sex!

Q: When Kissing Your Teeth Should...

1. Clatter passionately against your partner's teeth.
2. Generally be kept in your mouth.
3. Be clean and freshly brushed.
4. Never, ever come into contact with the kissee's teeth!

Q: The Best Preparation for a Hot Kiss Is...

1. Dinner with roasted garlic.
2. Spitting out your gum.
3. A Quick Mintfest.
4. Fresh Breath and Soft, Moist Lips!

Q: The Worst Interruption of a Hot Kiss Is...

1. Your mom calling to tell you it's time to come home.
2. Your wife/girlfriend calling to tell you it's time to come home.
3. Stopping to answer your cell phone.
4. Any interruption at all!

Q: Tongues are for...

1. Shoving down your partner's throat.
2. Licking all around your partner's mouth and cleaning their teeth.
3. Sucking on!
4. Lightly dancing with your partner's tongue when French Kissing.

Q: You know she is ready to be kissed when...

1. You tell her she's ready!
2. You're desperate to get your lips on hers.
3. She says, "kiss me now or lose me forever."
4. She looks into your eyes and tilts her head slightly to one side.

Scoring:

Add up your answers giving yourself for each question the number of points equal to whatever answer you chose, eg. 1 point for answers numbered 1, 2 points for answers numbered 2 and so on. Then, add them all up and look below:

1 - 10 Points - Buy one of the books shown here, quick. Your dog gives better kisses than you do.

11 - 20 Points - You kiss better than some people, but worsse than most. Better get in front of a mirror and start practicing on your hand.

21 - 30 Points - You're an average kisser, but you could still use some work.

31 - 40 Points - You ROCK! You should consider giving lessons to your friends!

1. More Kissing and then, sex!

There are several types of kisses that are simply too dangerous and should NOT be attempted, except by a licensed expert on a closed course. These include:

1. Kissing When Both Kissers Wear Braces - This should go without saying, but it must be mentioned just so no one ends up in the Darwin Awards. Getting interlocked with a fellow brace wearer can lead to a most embarrasing trip to the emergency orthodontist.

2. Kissing Another Man's Wife or Girlfriend - Granted, there may be a certain temptation at having a go at a women who is already spoken for, but it can lead to gunfire, fisticuffs or even worse. So best to just avoid it.

3. Kissing While Driving - You've no doubt heard of the illegality of Driving While Under the Influence, but Kissing While Driving can also be a very dangerous endeavor. Just say no, the anticipation of waiting until you've completed your journey will keep things fresh and exciting.

4. Kissing With a Stopped Up Nose - As the video above demonstrates conclusively, one should never attempt a long and passionate kiss with any sort of nose blockage. Breathing is usually an important part of your continued existence, so be sure those nasal passages are able to function properly before committing to any sort of long-term kissing situation.