It was a hot one yestrday dudes. I felt the sweat runnin down the crack of my ass. That ever happen to you? And when you get home you have a caca stain on your boxers? That’s gross I know. My wife thinks its grosser so she said I had to wash all my own caca stains because I havent learned to wipe my ass yet. But dudes I wipe my ass till theres nothing and then I pull my pants up. Okay sometimes I don’t wipe like I should because its hot as hell in the porto potty. Dudes when you go inthere after lunch its like sitting on top of a hot shit and you cant breathe.

Mario was in there yesterday after lunch and he was in there for a long time so Tippy said he was just going to go take a piss in the bushes and he was going to kick marios ass when he came out. I just laughed. Tippy is old and grumpy and he mad becuz he cant retire becuz he has so many ex wives and he used to do a lot of crack and gamble. Now hes broke and got to pay for all his children. He said he had eight of em that he knows of. That’s a lot dudes. I told him he shouldn’t have been so horny and to wear a condom but he said condoms don’t fit because he too big. I laughed because all dudes just say that. Tippy looks like this guy around here on hubpages too.

So I was sittin on my loader drinkin my soda and saw this lady with a stroller walkin by the bushes but I didn’t say nuttin because I thought it would be funny to let Tippy get caught with his pants down. I watched Tippy pull it out and I awmost choke on my soda as it looked like a little arm flopped out of Tippy’s pants. Then the lady walked by and while Tippy was staring at the clouds and she screamed. But Tippy didn’t care, he tol her to mind her own bizness and that she looks like she needs it. Tippy don’t care he says whatever. But the lady ran away. I tried to get my cell phone to take a picture but all I got was Tippy flippin me off and told me I was a homo for spying. But he didn’t say it so nice but I still I laughed.

Then like a half hour later the po-po showed up and talked to my supe. The supe is a loser and didnt even defend Tippy. But he didn’t know Tippy was just takin’ a leak until I tol him that Mario was takin a shit for a half hour. But the supe said he didn’t care en to let the po-po take Tippy away. But I tol the cops the truth but they didn’t listen to me. they said it was lewd conduct anyways that you cant go pee in public. So I guess its betta ta pee your pants like a little baby ensted.

That night I tried to bang my wife but she didnt want to. She said she wanted to talk. Boring! I just wanted to bang cuz I had a few beers. So I told her about Tippy and his big one. She said that must why he got his name, cuz he can only get his tip in. Somtimes she smart and makes sense. Then she said she Tippy muss be a horse and that she wanted a horse. I didnt wnat to tell her no becuz some peeple have dreams. She said she wanted to do cook dinner for Tippy when he got out. I said cool. The she said she wanted to bang. And she wasn’t even drunk like awways.