Is probably being chased by the curator of the local museum along with the horse trainer of the local stables. He has a lance and his intention is to put it through his Bank manager’s heart who reposed his house after he missed 3 payments because he got laid off from the lending company he worked for, oh and said manager was his boss. His wife left him because the money ran out along with her delusion of grandeur, plus the fact that she could no longer pay the plastic surgeon in LA.

The poor guy bought into the fairy tale of the American Dream, you know Wife, house, Kids, Car, Health insurance and a dog that looks like Lassie on the front porch. His wife bought into the dream of owning hundreds of  credit cards.

Why is he dressed as a Knight in Shining armor mounted on a stolen horse, well after drinking a fifth of Irish whiskey while watching Movies ( The great American way to forget your reality ) He fell asleep and when he woke up “ A KNIGHTS TALE” was playing ( # 5 on the DVD player) it was then he had an epiphany…. If Heath Ledger can take back the land with a lance so can I!!

So he jumped on his gas scooter (the only thing not reposed) and swopped it for a Mare at the local stables Charged though the museum doors just as the 85 year old Watchman was going in for his Grave shift, stole the Armor he used to admire as a kid (when his Dad took him to the Museum) and charged off to see his Boss.

Well lucky for him that he lives in Dream land USA, because after he gets arrested and the story hits the media Hollywood will probably make a movie out of the only Good story to come out of the Housing Fiasco!!!

Well its Saturday morning as I scanned the requests this was the only thing that caught my attention :0)

Thanks CindyVine !!!!!