Hi Patti how are you today ? How has your day been today productive ? I hope As for me it started out early I wrote this article point in hub pages here > http://hubpages.com/hub/STRANGE-SOCIETY After such and lunch I then processed through to the afternoon before a realization that a stopped up kitchen sink was the busy with part of the day . An certainly I can say it was entertaining at least . After removing the vast amount of chemical cleaners etc. that had accumulated under the sink . To get to the piping I then removed the U joint area realizing the significance of the problem was not there an after already going outside an trying a hose to the exterior orifice which ran fine . As conspicuously as it was indeed I then realized it was after the U joint but before the exterior outlet. I then choose a bendable wire that had a soft spongy exterior about a half inch in diameter . Sort of an advanced twist tie that actually has an braided brass inner core that has an screw type ends that connect together forming a longer piece each piece being a foot an a half each . I had bought these strange twist tie thingy's to secure my mountain bike tightly without scratching it . well the mountain bike was special considering I live near the beach an the previous several mountain bikes were of plain steel they deteriorated quickly going through several high priced but intolerable to the environment steel mountain bikes they quickly became a rusted unusable status an was discarded due to the salty atmosphere an frequent trips to the beach which included riding through the surfs edge rendered them a useless toy . being such I sought out the very best mountain bike I could afford at the time an of course being totally insane I bought a - JAMIS "EXILE" 24 SPEED Aluminum an stainless steel bicycle it's basically all aluminum w/t a stainless steel chain an gears plus the tiny cables which I found on the previous bikes rusted up an became frozen in a short period of time which indeed in this beach environment was a short period of time rendering a 300.00 bike in one season useless . So I purchased this extremely exotic bike for endurance . Now yes I agree now I certainly realize I am totally bonkers with buying a 900.00 dollar bike but it has lasted a few years an no sign of wear an tear or a speck of rust on it. Yes as I admitted earlier I am totally insane an I certainly wish I had the exorbitant amount of money spent over the years for pricey toys an of course they're accessories alike speaking of such exorbitantly expensive accessories we are back to talking about the wirey thingy , thingy yes I use creatively constructed words that are not in the dictionary but are recognizable in a sense of realization due to extremes sought out by a artist to explain such items as wirey an thingy . Ah yes you'll have to excuse me for traipsing off on a explanative tangent. Meanwhile back at the thingy an the plumbing after seeking out such a strange item in my junk room. A veritable wasteland of strewn about yet expensive junk this appropriate item of usefulness was perfect in sliding up such orifice to root out the veritable plug in the junction of obstruction of an otherwise free flowing evacuation tube that has since responded in the most inconvenient way buy backing up into my stainless steel sink rendering it unusable an useless in the detailed necessity of washing dishes by hand considering I am old schooled an totally a whack job in the proficiency of using a conventional dishwasher . In which this house even though being only a few years old well 27 it doesn't have such a useful item as a dishwasher so I am the designated Haus Frau along with other acquired titles in which the extravagances of plumber indeed was the title of the day. A passion otherwise an in usual instances avoided entirely but being of such trying times I stepped up to the task at hand with a vengeance and attitude that this was not going to get to the best of me . In an after many crams jabs twisting's an turning pulling outs an thus forth pushing ins retrieving the most nasty of yucky wuckies feeling as if I was giving a rectal examination to a garbage dumpster. The smell was overwhelming an the plugged up pipe was indeed inveterate firmly established with extreme persistence an attitude . In so much as I had to be creatively muster and called upon to exhibit structure an sound command of the present situation. Of course I had to become verbally abusive to such an extent to resound an extol of sonorous verbal profanities audible to at least a block an a half away and of course awaken and excite the dog an get him upset to the point of barking and growling towards an at me from the front porch. Well after all the above an then some extended moments of frustration agitation and anger beads of sweat accumulated across my brow and after bashing the top of my head once at least an enough times of trouncing the fuselages hole. Decisively I can announce an attest that the stubborn drain has been defeated along with the implication of putting it all back together an cleaning up the mess incurred with the incorrigibleness prevailed . A victory can now be announced after quite some time endured it is accomplished . I am proud to say that it's squalor is now shiny bright an squeaky clean shining with the grandeur of what it should be of itself. What a day in essence of it all the expressive connotations portrayed here in this letter has been exquisite and profoundly exhibits in detail of such exciting delights in exclaiming the implications endured navigating through the treachery of debaucheries an extreme indulgence in the day's plumbing details . I certainly hope you have enjoyed it's vivid vapidity so obliquely obsessed in the engagement of thinking an outlaying illustrative enameling of passive but progressive dormant mental conscious boredom. Cheers Dirtdog