Today, lawyers, on behalf of the political action group ACORN, filed suit against the Obama campaign in a Columbus Ohio court room. "We are filing suit against the Obama campaign for damages resulting from an incident on Interstate 70, just west of Columbus Ohio," Joe Chestnut, lawyer for ACORN, announced. The suit, among other things, accuses the Obama campaign of assault and battery.

"Throwing members of ACORN under the bus just isn't cool," one ACORN employee complained. "One minute you're riding on the bus with Obama and the boys and the next moment they open the bus doors and they pitch you out onto the road....just in time for the second campaign bus to run over you like a pathetic speed bump. And for what... some creative voter registrations, it's disgusting."

The Obama campaign responded quickly. "We deny any wrong doing in the ACORN incident. It was patently obvious to anyone on the bus that the ACORN representative in question opened the door himself and jumped out on his own accord."

"The claims that ACORN somehow did this to themselves is false," Chestnut claimed in a teleconference. "The Obama campaign has a history of such actions," Chestnut went on to say. "We have been in contact with Reverend Jeremiah Wright from Chicago and it appears that the same thing happened to him back in the spring. In fact, according to Reverend Wright who has just completed his third round of plastic surgery to remove the tire tread marks off his backside, Obama gave him no warning about his forced exit from the bus."

The McCain campaign, when asked to comment on the charges, chose instead to keep their distance. "We always thought that Obama and ACORN were working together. I guess some things aren't meant to last," a McCain operative mused.

The judge, the right honorable, John Burgass II is expected to rule on Nov. 3rd on whether the court will hear the case. Until then, it's anyone's guess as to the affect this action will have on the election.

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