ADD SOME MAGIC TO YOUR SEX-LIFE
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'Your lips speak soft sweetness, your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic, my heart beats within your chest'.
Let's face it, sex lives can become mundane especially if they have become predictable, the same thing everytime, time after time. That in itself can be a major reason why couples are having less sex. Often it has simply become boring, too much fuss, so why bother?. It is never too late to spice it up, never too late to bring back some special magic.
Here are some ideas, to bring back some sizzle to your love-life, to bring back that passion that once made making love so special between you both. Don't let lack of time be your reason for preventing the two of you expressing your love to each other. Make the time, as a great sex life, can keep couples together longer,as they share their intimacy with each other.
Sexy Lingerie :
- "A
man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
Thomas Carlyle
Lingerie is guaranteed to get the juices flowing. All women dress up for work, for a night out. Why not dress up sometimes for bed?. The market for lingerie is huge. You can get some great buys out there, Ebay for one. It does not matter if you aren't that perfect size 10.most lingerie shops cater for all sizes. Here is a great one for the larger figure that I found http://stores.ebay.com.au/COSTUMES-LIQUIDATOR with beautiful lingerie for the fuller figure.
Clothe yourself in sexy satins and silks, for that special treat, and I guarantee it will create a special magic. He will love it. We have to remember men are very visual creatures, they love to be able to see you, it adds to their arousal. The imperfections you tend to perceive of yourself are the last thing a man is looking at during those intimate times. So relax, see yourself as the beautiful creature you are, and flaunt it.
Fantasy Roles :
- Dress-ups can be magic
All this one requires is a little imagination, you don't have to be a 'Golden Globe' nominee to do this one. Role playing is great fun, if both parties are willing to give it a try. Dress up as a kinky nurse, an assertive police-woman, a shy schoolgirl, whatever you want to be. Both parties take on a new, exciting identity, as your erotic fantasies evolve. 'Make believe' can be pure magic, it breaks you out of the norm as you take on your fantasy character."Excuse me sir I need to take your temperature."
BLONDEPOET THE NURSE
Night-time Picnic :
- An outdoor feast of love and pleasure
Pack yourself a picnic basket, including a bottle of fine wine,two champagne glasses, add a soft rug and pack yourselves in the car. Find your own piece of heaven in a secluded spot, you often don't have to drive far from home. Making love at night beneath the stars, is a wonderful feeling. Bathed in the moon's soft glow and free from life's continual distractions, it is an experience you don't want to miss.
New Venues :
- I
can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
If your bedroom has been your only nesting ground, night after night, for what seems like centuries, it may be time to add the 'Portable Sex Factor'. A new venue can certainly spice up your love-life, it breaks the boredom of the familiarity of a predictable sex-life. Take it somewhere new, indoors or outside, doesn't matter, just do it.
Body Painting :
- Let your brush work its art across each others skin
Body painting each other is fun, creative and in a intimate couple scenario, it can very erotic. Grab yourself some non-allergenic, non-toxic paint, that can be easily washed away. Set aside a special time, for your kinky art work session, preferably at night when the moon is high. Take it in turns, to dab your brush across each other's naked skin, painting designs or clothing on your partner, as they relax and moan beneath your brush.
A Erotic Poem :
- Let your lover's heart spill forth with lust and desire
Write your partner an erotic poem or a raunchy note. For those not quite adept at writing poetry do not let it be an excuse not to spill thy passion upon thy perfumed paper. Slip your finished note in their pocket, or rest it on your lover's satin pillow. How long has it been that you told your partner how you feel about them? Be creative with your words, don't hold back, raunchy writing is a real turn on for a lot of people out there.
Glistening bodies entwined
In an ageless erotic dance,
Seeking pleasures from each other,
Seeking wonder and romance.
She touches his face with tenderness.
He draws her body near.
Aching, needing hunger
will make their destiny clear.
Their lips meet in soft kisses,
Their tongues begin passion's war.
Forgotten now, the outside world.
All is here, behind this door.
He strokes her body tenderly,
She arches up for his caress.
He finds her silken portal
And her womanly wetness.
She moans in fiery desire
And pulls his hand away,
Wishing to end this exquisite torture
And get on with passion's play.
She straddles his waiting body,
Eases him into her feminine hollow.
She leads him on a rhythmic dance,
His thrusting hips must follow.
She rides him faster, even then,
To hear his wondrous sighs.
She shows him all the delights
She has between her womanly thighs.
They stare into each other's eyes
And gasp as ecstasy unreels,
And tangles them in a lover's knot
That every answer reveals.
Sated, they lie side by side,
Spent but hungering still.
She touches him where their passion came
And tastes their lovers spill.
Their mouths meet in passionate need,
Hungry animals once more.
This time he rises above her,
Her body to explore.
Their ballet begins again,
As he thrusts his manhood in,
Vowing not to end the dance
Unless her cries he'll win.
Like beasts of old they become,
Riding with desire,
Only resting their throbbing bodies
When sated by their fire.
Board Games :
- Monogamy: A tantalising board game where you have a hot affair with your partner.
Ever played Monogamy? If you had you would not forget the experience. Rated R for 18years upwards, this is a sizzling game played by couples to get the sizzle flowing. You make your way around the game board, landing on squares that might involved kissing, stripping, all kinds of sexual deeds. The more times you go around the board and level up, the kissing steps up with more passionate mouth maneuvers amongst many other saucy treats..Check out this game it is a must for re-kindling the passion. http://www.madamerouge.com.au/products/monogamy-board-game.html
Stock Up The Library :
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds...Joan Rivers
Lovers Weekend Guide - Anne Hooper
Was $25.50 now $9.99
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The Mistress Manual: A Good Girl's Guide to Female Dominance (Erotic)
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Description
How many things can you think of do with your hairbrush other than brushing your hair? Does the thought of your man washing the dishes in the nude inspire thoughts of more than clean dishes? If so, then this book is for you!
Are you the Nursemaid, Governess, The Queen, The Amazon or Goddess?
Written by an experienced and wickedly creative dominant women, the Mistress Manual by mistrass Loreli gives you the skills and encouragement to get the maximum pleasure from dominating your man.
Sweet Life 2: Erotic Fantasies for Couples (v. 2)
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Price: $10.16
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Looking for a little inspiration? You'll find it here, in expertly crafted, explicit stories of couples who try out their number one sexual fantasies—with explosive results. Sex educator Violet Blue brings together a collection of erotic fantasies sure to keep you up past bedtime. Sweet Life is your ticket to a front row seat for first-time spankings, breathtaking role-playing scenes, sex parties, women who strap it on and men who love to take it, not to mention threesomes of every combination.
Body Slide :
- There is nothing more sensuous than a body clothed in oil beneath the candle flames
Spread out some old sheets and soft towels on the floor as this is quite messy. Cover your entire front side with oil, lay on on top of each other, and slide your body seductively up and down, on your partner's quivering skin. It sounds quite bizarre but trust me it is amazing. The sensation is divine.
Copyright © 2009 Deb Murarenko
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You definately should write a book on this subject....with pics of course. Yor writing is perfect! Big grins! thanks! :)
I can add some magic to your sex life. I can pull a quarter out of your ear, pull a rabbit out of a hat, and saw a woman in half (though that didn't go so well last time.) is that what you're talking about?
Haha GT I thought bugger it so many others have gone for the hits. It was a toss between sex and comedy.Lingerie has a habit of drawing the eye LMAO, I could live in it.:)
I was thinking I should learn how to belly dance. Since I've certainly got plenty of belly. Don't know if I'd ever let anyone see, though.
Gidday Tom if I wrote a book on it , it would never have a ending as there is always so much to add, am writing one now though, wooo hooooo, it is done, ready for the printing. :)
Hahaha Christoph, hey bud guess what. I was dining out in this resturaunt a few weeks ago and the magician who was the star, called out for me to come up. He wanted to saw me in half. I even screamed when the saw came close for effects.
I take joy of reading this hub. The irony is both of us blondespot are maybe lovess when no time for romance lols. Maybe perhaps married couple could get much from this tip.Wink*
Hey Teresa damn I have always wanted to myself. I belly danced one night as he wanted me to dress up and dance. It was not easy like it looks, hahah. Would love to learn.
Oh indeed ladyvenus indeed. Thanks so much for taking the time to come here :)
Mars and Venus...the universal lovers...sight and sound...universal balance...we need to be reminded of that sometimes :D
excellent hub, will be back to read more...
Blondespot, did she call you that intentionally? Rofl. I always wonder if the lingerie is worth it. You spend all that money and it just gets torn off you.
Interesting hub, I agree with Cindyvine the only trouble with the sexy lingerie is it gets torn off before you've got your moneys worth so to speak. Keep em coming!
Hi Enelle all in balance I agree. Thanks so much for stopping by.
Hey there Cindy I just noticed the name myself. LMAO. I totally agree it takes ages to put it on esp those bloody suspender stockings, so fiddly, then boom it is gone
Hi Gypsy Willow oh look I could not agree more 5min it is gone. Oh the prices some shops sell their bras for too, 80 dollars for what, hardly nothing to them lol
Thats why I like you, you always have something spicy that comes out. Body painting thing and the oily body.... I,m off to the nearest knock-house now for some fantacy....
Hiya men are dorks aww thanks heaps for your praise.Yes I like to keep on my toes in general, my mind never stops.LMAO the knock house what is that lool
As always Deb, you have taken things up a notch. Great pix and toad would look good in that thing for his many friends. LOL I'd like to see that if for only a chuckle or two. hmmm, now you've got me thinking of a new erotic poem. You alone are a fix for my sexuality evrytime I see you. Great hub dear and great advice too. xxx
Teresa belly dancing. ROFLMAO
Very good advice! The role playing one reminds me of a boyfriend I once had who dressed up like a delivery boy with a shirt that had a monogrammed name patch that said "Joe's Delivery" or something like that, and he surprised me by knocking on my door one night with a bag of groceries to make me dinner. Of course I had to tip him first, which was lots of fun. :D
Hi BP,
Great hub. (I cheated. I only read the pictures. Am I forgiven?)
Dr Benson Yeung
Hey C.C you are a charmer and I love it haha. I was going to put my erotic poem here but I thought it might blow up everyones screen.(Hugs an kisses)
hahah Pam oh boy can I relate to that. One time I had to be a chicken farmer in me little cowboy boots and outfit, I stepped in heaps chook poo LMAO
Of course you are forgiven Benson I would not have believed you if you had said you did not look lolol.xox
I have my body paint all bought, what time do you want me to call over to get painting : )
How about at the stroke of midnight, bring lots of paint BC, I like gold especially.
Awesome! Great tips, and of course, loads of fun to read.
I'm going to try these (well, perhaps not all at once - that might get awkward) as soon as possible. Thank you much!
What can I say BP..besides this is a good avenue of advice to get from you Miss Sexy thang!! I agree about the lingerie, the Alcoholic beverages and the scenery...the bedroom can be boring. I have found that men get happy if you instigate the sex on the kitchen table, the couch or even my favorite in the shower....This is a good hub.
LMAO RooBee try that body slide first it is a real beauty.
Hiya Lamatadora ohhhh I totally agree. I never get back in the shower after I fell asleep with my buttocks on the plug and flooded the house. Oh yes I am totally with u. Kitchen bench, amidst the toaster and plates, really wild lool.
How about a naked game of Twister BP, do you guys have that in Australia?
Crikey blondepoet you sure know how to get a guy goin, and a naked game of twister with you and Randy cor, fair dinkum just the thought of it makes me air curl it does. Where do i get oneathem pole things I gotta get me in some practice for youse sheilas.
So.... sexy goddess, suppose you tell us which of these many tricks is your fave??? Or would that be revealing too much:-)?
Great ideas. And if none of these works, you can always get one of those blow-up dolls like CR wrote about, eh? tee hee. MM
OMG, some great tips in here blondepoet!!! night-time picnic, role-playing, body slide!!! Unbelievable :) thanks dear.
You forgot the toe thingy dear. LOL
Oh Ravenous Randy, we sure do have that here.So what time will you be over? I will just go limber up.....
Hey Crikey, you are looking mighty fine this evening in your stubbies and tank top.Sure we will give you a game, we may have to keep a mobile handy, in case we all get stuck and have to dial 000 LMAO. There are plenty of poles you can train on Hairy, Even a electricity post out the front yard is a great starting ground.
Hey Mighty Mom well I have to say I am a woman who practises what they preach, so I indeed tried them all. As they say in my country someone has to do it. I am a great nurse,I even have my own stethoscope hahaaa. I also had a nighttime picnic on many a occasion, and one night I realised I was in a cow paddock,don't know how we got there looool. I heard a moo right behind me, the nosey parker cow was having a good gawk, cows have no etiquette. My fav is the body slide.x0x0x
Hiya Shamelabboush, so glad you enjoyed it. Please let me know in a month or two how your body sliding is progressing.xo
Haha dear C.C I did indeed. Seen any good foot digits lately. I really miss that Hub after all my feet were there, and I was awaiting my offer from Hollywood for a million dollar foot contract hehe. Hope you are well.xoxo
Going to put another up soon my dear. I can't help myself it must be done and I will showcase your wonderful dandelions too. LOL
Oh cool C.C damn I miss some of the super cool Hubs you had that we used to meet in late hours of the evening and have a good chin wag.For example the one with all your backyard gates to your lady friends hahaha.
Friends of mine decided to spice up their love life by exploring as many positions as possible. They browsed forums and books for ideas. It worked well (so they both said) until she had the idea they should make love back to back.
Pondering about it he finally asked "how would they be able to make love back to back?"
She replied - "have another couple join them."
LOL
Another gorgeous inspiring hub. Thanks Blondepoet!
My favorite photo is the April one and the dude in the background seems to be patiently waiting. :)
Hahaha Neil what a classic LMAO. Thanks a million for stopping by.
Hi there dear Raven haha he is indeed. He is probably thinking "come on woman I aint got all day you know". You would be great at the body painting with your fine art skills, let me know what you design o.k loool.(hugs)
Omg this HUb has had nearly 1,000 hits in two days, aye it is true sex sells
Belly dancing is highly recommended - but I also like the sound of that board game 'monogamy' and a night time picnic .... you should definitely write a book on this subject.
Aww Iphigenia thanks a million for such a sweet comment. Indeed I should, there is heaps more ideas in my mind, I just got too tired while publishing it. xox
Sex does sell, it gets C.C. Riter coming back for multiple hits. LOL.
I like the picnic at night, and I miss the oils. :o
LMAO Paper Moon C.C especially loves the toes. He is a kinky one indeed,exrememly loveable too. :)
Along with pole dancing you can add belly dancing. Sexxxy!!!!!!!!
Sex does sell and I sell it cheaply, do you wish to bid ?
Hi Ryan thanks heaps for coming by. Now to find a pole.
Hiya Cabingirl LMAO how much do you think you are worth?
Dang, makes me want to woo a chick now. Haven't done that in a couple of years....look out town, here I come!
;)
xoxo
lxxy
Gooo Ixxy go paint the town red. Thanks so much for stopping by. I do apologise for raising your hormone levels lool.
very good photo.
i like it
pls.more photo upload.......................................................
Lol I will see what I can do Jay thanks for coming bye :)
If you use a feather that is erotic. If you use the whole damn chicken that is just plain kinky! Great hub BP. You have a great mind!
Haha Sixty oh yes indeed a feather is a huge one. The whole chicken, you have me clucking here, that is hilarious....(hugs)
The body painting is key. I've never thought of that one. Definitely gnext in my repertoire.
Hiya Phil I am so happy that I was able to suggest something new for your bag of tricks. Painting is just heaps fun, often not much gets painted lol.
BP
This either reads like the 7 Commandments or the 7 Deadly Sins! LOL Of course I jest. You know your flowers and bees, I must say. I so dig the format, too! Cool and hot at the same time. Now only you can do that, in my book! :D
I agree with Chris, the fine line between erotic, risque and pure porn is in the finesse, which you have in plenty.
Haha CrisA I just dig the way you put that. Sins and commandments, either could apply here. Just call me tiger ROARRRRRRRRRRR.xox
LMAO Sixty oh I do declare butter would not melt in my mouth.I wish I could say nore now but..you see...I'm kind of..all tied up.xox
If this will not add magic to one's sex life, I don't know what will...Hahaha Great hub Blonde poet. :-) I had to laugh at Teresa's comment about having all the belly ROFL.
Oh thankyou so much ripplemaker, oh a lot of people have loved Teresa's comments LMAO. I can just visualise her with a pot and pan, with one of those Arabian outfits on, dancing around in her kitchen to some hot Arabian tune, i think she might even be climbing a pole by this stage. Gooo Teresa.xoxox
Hahahaha naughty you! Sowee Teresa...didn't mean to make fun of you but we love you much! :-) And I could learn to do belly dancing with you and laugh at our bellies. tee hee
Lol Teresa is laughing now RP I just talked to her, she said she was swinging on one of those love swings off the bedroom ceiling LMAO
Yep -- that swing gets a lot of wear and tear. But hey -- ya gotta stay young somehow, doncha?
Great suggestions, the body paint is a lot of fun especially the edible ones. But, be very careful where you put the green body paint. Mint is not meant for sensitive areas. I still have nightmares.
Hahaha Teresa oh you are sooo funny. That swing sure does work wonders. Boy there is going to be some more giggles now here, I can tell you. I told you that if you bought that swing you would never regret it, LMAO
Oh jim10 wowee we finally have someone here , who has been there and done that. Yahooo. So we got to watch out for that mint, rightio, will be on the alert for that one. Did you hear that folks no brushing mint on the dints LMAO. Thanks heaps for sharing that with us.
Pole dancing belly dancing, chocololate hot spots. Oh wow. As I said Pest will revert to type because of this hub!In fact I am also tempted to self indulge myself!
Blondepoet, I would like to complain about your hub. I read this when it first came out, and decided to try some of your advice. Thanks to you, not only is my sexlife still abysmal, but I am now indebt, my house is ruined, my other eye hurts and innocent creatures have been hurt.
I am a large man, so lingerie has to be custom made. Besides looking horrific in it, went I went to Omar's Tent Making, Custom Lingerie, Bistro and Grill, they charged me $17 a cubic yard. Just the man-boustier alone cost me over $100 in materials. I put it on and I looked like Santa shaved, trussed up and stuffed in an old ship's sail. Bad advice number 1.
So we decided to try the role playing game. I decided it would be fun to use the theme of Old TV Shows, and she agreed. So, I went into the bathroom, stripped down, and came out and threw on my best Archie Bunker love-machine role. Man, I was awesome, I really think I nailed it, but, alas, my Edith was not aroused at all. She laughed at me, BlondePoet. Mocked my 70's sensuality. Needless to say, my self-esteem was as flaccid as, my, uh, self-esteem was. Bad advice number 2.
So we tried your take it outside trick. Took her to the zoo, stuffed her behind some bushes near the baboon cage and tried to make monkey love to her. She screamed, and actually called security on me. Her own husband. WTF? Your advice is terrible.
So we moved to the body paint thing, figured, why not, how can you go wrong, right? Yeah, so my wife agrees that last Friday would be the night, and she comes home late because she was gonna get the supplies. You know, when she pulled up towing a paint compressor on a trailer she rented from the local US Rents, I knew it was not going to be a good night for that old self esteem again. The armful of paint cans and rollers she pulled out of the trunk pretty much finished me off.
So then, I installed a pole dancing pole, mounted to ceiling stud and floor. I took one swing too hard and ripped out a chunk of ceiling, fell backwards on the cat, who scratched the shit out of me, and the pole hit me in the eye. Need I say more? (They really should put that 300 pound maximum weight capacity thing in bigger font on those instructions imo.)
So, anyway, no offense to you, but your advice is terrible. My house has paint everywhere, the ceiling is ruined, the cat is still limping, there's oil on everything, and I can't watch 70's reruns on tv anymore. You should include at the very least suggestions like "turn out the lights and do it on a night with no moon" or something else. Maybe I'll have to write a hub like that to balance this one.
(:P)
(Great hub, btw.)
oh Sixtyorso you go for it. I of couse would like a full report on your new experiences, perhaps keeping a little log book would be a good investment to record all the details lool. As you may have read Teresa is busy with her belly dancing and frolicing on a love swing, maybe you should try out this swing yourself, mmm indeed. Did you see the poem I added LMAO
Hahahaha Shadesbreath you have me so choked up I can barely speak from way too much laughter. Oh boy I really stuffed up your sex life. Oh boy you took it to extremes, like the zoo haha. I am relieved though to hear you did not spread out a rug in the quarters that has a sign saying, "Beware Lion's County." Omg you are in debt cos of me, did you not read the fine print that said proceed with caution haha, I honestly can't stop laughing. U r a gem.
Blondepoet - Loved the hub! Of course...I really don't think I'll ever try any of those things with the ol' hubby. He prefers a more direct approach so I just try to mix up my responses to keep it new and fresh. :)
Hiya spryte lol a direct one, well better not dab him with a brush loaded with brown paint haha. At least by the sounds of it, it is happening in that department. Thanks heaps for coming by.
Spryte, paint him bright white, then dab black spots on him and call him Sparky. You guys can play Firehouse. NO man can resist that game.
LMAO Shadesbreath, I hope Spryte receives that tip I could not of thought of a more perfect idea for her. You should think about becoming a sex counsellor haha.
I tried that for a while, but a lot of my patients grew uncomfortable when they came into my office and found me sitting naked on a beach towel with my legal pad and mechanical pencil in hand. Some people are just fiercely loyal to the old-school wooden pencils I guess.
Haha oh Shadesbreath just think your career may have indeed been reaching great peaks now, if only not for that mechanical pen. Damn that thing. :) LMAO
The poem is brilliant perhaps deserving of a hub on it's own.
@ Shades, a good old fashioned woody beats an electronic job every time! But I guess some of the ladies may disagree!
Aww thanks Sixty, LMAO I love that advice you just gave to Shades, I second that motion, old fashioned beats the electronical devices hands down. They do nothing for me have to say. :)
Thanks for spotting my adolescent double-entendre, Sixty. I knew I could bank on you being with me all the way into the depths of my immaturity. LOL
Lol shadesbreath that Sixty is indeed a wise man, I give him more points than Confuscious. :)
I only need two good points from you to be eternally happy!
Oh golly gosh Sixty I had to meditate on your words for some time. Indeed you threw a brain teaser. I was thinking pencil points, mental points, points of the compass, matters that are point...-...less. Pointed elf ears, strong points, I went and grabbed my dear little book entitled "Interpretations for a blonde", LMAO, and I am right with it now....yes any points to make my dear friend Sixty happy, is fine by me. :)
*smacks my forehead*
I totally missed that sly comment regarding mechanical pencils vs natural wood...I'm slipping.
As for treating my husband like a dog...that goes without saying. You'll have to come up with something a bit more unique.
I loved the poem! The only i found myself thinking though after reading your hub is...Why don't men try to spice things up every once in a while...its all womens doing! Ugh...oh-well.
Lol Spryte well as I always say it is better to catch on in the end than never catch on at all but it certainly seems that Shade knows a bit about these mechanical devices LMAO
Hey Eyes wow it has been ages. I hope you are doing well. Oh you are so right in what you say. That is a great point which so many ladies would agree with. Things more times than not get left up to the ladies, so yes, come on men do your thing, take the initiative.
woooo eeee!! Blondepoet, what ideas! I'm standing by with the fire hose....just to cool everyone off...really that was all, the only reason...
LMAO marisuewrites I shall expect a full report on how the painting is going and what not, do not be put off pole dancing either, you may use a pole that holds your house up if you run short looooooooolll.xox
My wedding anniversary is May 28th...I'm just taking notes...you know, in case I need it...can uh, these be done in uh 15 min? (or less?)
Lool marisuewrites for sure they can there is no time frame in the art of loving. Five min is enough time to get half way up a pole perhaps stuck up there and 5 min is enough time to paint an animal from the jungle on your husband's tender areas....oh yes and the erotic letters they can be a "I want you now." style lolololololololo
He will ask me "where did you get this info?" well, maybe I can keep him so busy he won't ask....but, he might. LMAO unless of course, we just fall asleep instead. ahahahah
Hahahah marisuewrites oh the scenerios are endless. Good luck now in your endevours, may the force be with you, I am counting on it will be he will be so busy he won't ask, gulp, I hope, I pray, ROFL.
Hey Deb...I need to check my Skype...wanna help?
hey Blue will be there in approx ten minutes. :)
OK...hope you're getting undressed.
Lol Blue that application kept freezing my PC only way I could escape was hit the restart button, so very frustrating.
I love the little white negligee , who sales it? I know probably a place in Australia it is absolutely adorable and I loved the hub/:)
AE that white negligee would be perfect for you I agree...will ship one straight out..that will be a mere $545 AU dollars for you, special discounted price.....would you like the G banger to match ROFL
How to turn a man on: Show up nude & bring food. LOL! I really enjoyed your hub. All of these are excellent ideas. However, there is always the simple approach...
Woo hoo ron oh yes that will do the trick nothing like wearing your birthday suit to get it going. It does not hurt to tie a red ribbon around yourself too at the door for a special event like his birthday ROFL
nice
Worth reading just for the Joan Rivers quote - great stuff!
Oh that quote is indeed a classic Rik thanks a million for dropping by, how is the body slide going??
You've almost got enough here to write a book.
ROFL Don yes there is certainly a collection and much more where it came from. I could title it " Sizzle Up Your Frying Pan" lol. xo
The erotic poems really do work! Actually if you write out what you would like to happen, that really works as well!
Hi BP! Are you a sex therapist in real life? If not, you should be! Your tips offer something for every couple! MM
I followed MM here, since I missed this the first time thru - just after I started!!! LMAO!! BP, sigh.. you are the go-to gal for all things sex!! Man, Shame is a hoot!! Sad to say I could picture the whole mess and now i need to wash my brain out with soap!!
Love ya D!!
ps..miss chatting with ya!! one of these days!
BP has such an eclectic repetoire. She is totally the consumate woman. Her depth and soul never cease to amaze me!
Sexy lingerie & dressing up work mighty fine here in my neck of the woods, yoooowww! :-)
Hiya Logic yes I always write out my hearts desires, a gal has to be upfront these days, with the economic crisis, to tell a bloke what she wants. I always practice what I preach too, a woman's work is never done lol. xox
I wish I was a sex therapist MM ROFL, wouldn't that be wild. There would be a dozen or so stuck up a pole haha, the other half I would send to Anna for yoghurt lessons (she is my friend with the hairy armpits) in my weight loss hubs) As Anna would say here to you guys "Me thinks it velly velly good darlinks." xox
Oh Candie I miss talking to you too I will log onto Msn tommorrow as I have my headset working again so we could try there, what do you say about that malady.xoxo
MM, ELena and Candie you should try those belly dancing lessons, it comes in handy for when you are serving curry for dinner nights.
Oh Elena I can just imagine you in your corset and suspenders in the kitchen baking that chicken pie for thy husband. WOoo Hooooo. xox
Sexy Hub!
Glad you agree IE thanks for stopping by :)
Interesting article.
Thanks a million Kimberley :)
Hi there you sexy wench! Have missed you, BP. Good to see you back and commenting. Also not bad to rediscover this gem of a sex tips hub. *growwwwwllll meow*
i'd have to ALL great tips... especially lingerie and role play/fantasy ;)
haha MM nothing will ever get rid of me I do declare. I am like a cat with nine lives, woo hooo. So how is the belly dancing going ROFL. xoxoxLove ya heaps.
Thanks a million mroziat I looove the lingerie too :)
Hiya TLG thanks so much for coming by :)
Good stuff... Especially for married couples.. I wrote a similar hub.. "Where Did The Sex Go?" check it out
BP I have a fantasy role for you to star in!
Hey mroricle tks a million will check it out.
Oh hi logic gee I missed u heaps... Oh role...mmm....oh do tell me more. xo
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goldentoad says:
6 months ago
I think the lingerie with the model would spice up my sex life, I don't know if the lingerie alone would do it, my body isn't as sexy as it used to be, so it all fits kind of funny