It is estimated by some experts (aka: one of the guys who reads these articles, which is about as scientific as I'm probably going to get on this issue) that up to 10% of all men experiment with wearing women's lingerie at some point in their lives. That potentially means out of the 30 guys at your office, 3 of them are likely to have worn or be wearing lingerie. Curious, no? It would appear that we are surrounded by men who wear lingerie, walking secretly among us, their pantylines hidden by suits and jeans, their lacy secrets tucked away. The man who wears lingerie is like a chameleon among us, seeming to be yet another conforming drone, but secretly harboring dangerous lingerie secrets.

All this of course, begs the question Who is this mysterious creature that walks among you? What does he look like? How can you detect him?

To answer these desperate questions, I have prepared this profile of a man who wears lingerie:

ANATOMY OF THE LINGERIE WEARING MAN

The man who wears lingerie is simply a man like other men. He has a wife, children, a career. He is well educated, holding a degree in something or other. He is respected in his field and wields a degree of power in his job. Most people who know him would never suspect that he dreams lacy dreams. His lingerie wearing may be shared with his wife, or it may be hidden. If he has found someone to share his lingerie life with, he is likely to be affectionate and content in his relationship. If not, he is likely to be withdrawn, leading an emotional double life. He may love his partner very much, but keeping his secret from her results in a subtle yet definite disconnect.

Why does he do it?

This question can be answered in many ways. Often it is a seemingly innocent experience as a child which connects him to the sensuality of lingerie as an adult. Feeling feminine gives him respite from the rigors of the masculine role, allowing him to shed the armor he wears in his every day life and for a few hours be soft and delicate. Men who wear lingerie tend to be intelligent powerful males who seek to express more than one side of their personality. No human is one dimensional. Men who wear lingerie are simply choosing a visual and tactile expression of their inner selves.

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