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A Skeleton Walks into a Bar...

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My daughter wanted me to write a hub on a few of her favorite jokes. I like these because they are easy for her to remember and tell. We're workin' on her delivery; it needs some help. If you have any kid jokes you would like to share, please feel free to add them in the comment box!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'll have a beer and a mop." (Her father taught her this one. ;))

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why was everyone afraid of the baker?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me something smells.

Where is a cow's favorite place to go?

The moooovies

Where is a horse's favorite place to go?

The grocery store. (She obviously made this one up. She thinks it's hilarious, that's a 3 year old for you.)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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jamestedmondson says:
3 years ago

Oh I get it, the GROCERY STORE! hahahahahahaha...

A monster says:
3 years ago

Love it. Here's another for your daughter:
What do you call a fat Jack o' Lantern?
A plump-kin.

Robin says:
3 years ago

Thanks monster, we both laughed at that one!

Robin says:
3 years ago

Only an adoring uncle would laugh at that one. ;)

jmuriset says:
3 years ago

I don't know if there is anything funnier than the horse joke.

Robin says:
3 years ago

Only an adoring aunt would say that. ;)

gredmondson says:
3 years ago

I laughed and alaughed when I saw on Hubpages "A skeleton walks into a bar . . "

When she discovers bathroom humor (which I hope isn't too soon): Why was Johnny so happy that he lived on O Street? He didn't have far to go to pee.

Robin says:
3 years ago

Ha!! I haven't heard that one before!

jimmythejock says:
3 years ago

here`s 1 for her i hope she likes
an egg and a sausage were in the frying pan together the egg says oooh its really warm in here the sausage replies oh my goodness a talking egg.....jimmy

Robin says:
3 years ago

funny, Jimmy. I was wondering when the "joke man" would chime in! Thanks!

jimmythejock says:
3 years ago

knock knock
who's there
turnip
turnip who
hope you bth enjoy.....jimmy
turnip late again and your fired.
teacher:
jimmy youve copied johnnys work again havent you?
how did you know miss.
because when johnny answered i dont know you answered me either.
where does a dog keep its car?
in a barking lot

Robin says:
3 years ago

Funny, funny! Our daughter loves the barking lot one! Thanks!

elisa says:
3 years ago

Those are some great jokes. I'll have to teach them to my little monster. Here are the 2 that Cade tells...
Why did Tigger have his head in the potty? Because he was looking for Pooh!!
Why did Mickey throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly!

Robin says:
3 years ago

Thanks, Elisa! I like those; I'll tell them to Georgia.

elisa says:
3 years ago

Now that I taught Cade some of Georgia's jokes, he's really into telling jokes these days. Here's one that my husband just taught him:
What is a pirate's favorite letter? R (arrrrrr)

Robin says:
3 years ago

Thanks again, Elisa. When Georgia and Cade see each other they can exchange these jokes. ;) I'm sure they'll both love it!