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A Skeleton Walks into a Bar...
Kid-Friendly Jokes
My daughter wanted me to write a hub on a few of her favorite jokes. I like these because they are easy for her to remember and tell. We're workin' on her delivery; it needs some help. If you have any kid jokes you would like to share, please feel free to add them in the comment box!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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What's your favorite kid joke?
Love it. Here's another for your daughter:
What do you call a fat Jack o' Lantern?
A plump-kin.
Thanks monster, we both laughed at that one!
Only an adoring uncle would laugh at that one. ;)
I don't know if there is anything funnier than the horse joke.
Only an adoring aunt would say that. ;)
I laughed and alaughed when I saw on Hubpages "A skeleton walks into a bar . . "
When she discovers bathroom humor (which I hope isn't too soon): Why was Johnny so happy that he lived on O Street? He didn't have far to go to pee.
Ha!! I haven't heard that one before!
here`s 1 for her i hope she likes
an egg and a sausage were in the frying pan together the egg says oooh its really warm in here the sausage replies oh my goodness a talking egg.....jimmy
funny, Jimmy. I was wondering when the "joke man" would chime in! Thanks!
knock knock
who's there
turnip
turnip who
hope you bth enjoy.....jimmy
turnip late again and your fired.
teacher:
jimmy youve copied johnnys work again havent you?
how did you know miss.
because when johnny answered i dont know you answered me either.
where does a dog keep its car?
in a barking lot
Funny, funny! Our daughter loves the barking lot one! Thanks!
Those are some great jokes. I'll have to teach them to my little monster. Here are the 2 that Cade tells...
Why did Tigger have his head in the potty? Because he was looking for Pooh!!
Why did Mickey throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly!
Thanks, Elisa! I like those; I'll tell them to Georgia.
Now that I taught Cade some of Georgia's jokes, he's really into telling jokes these days. Here's one that my husband just taught him:
What is a pirate's favorite letter? R (arrrrrr)
Thanks again, Elisa. When Georgia and Cade see each other they can exchange these jokes. ;) I'm sure they'll both love it!
nice. okay, this is a reaaly bad pun, but i guess it is kid friendly.
After Mario finished baking bread, he said, "Just what I kneaded!"
It's a nerdy joke, i know. i try, though.
why did tigger look in the toilet
because he was looking for pooh
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jamestedmondson says:
3 years ago
Oh I get it, the GROCERY STORE! hahahahahahaha...