How To Accomplish More and Multi-Task With Doggy Style Sex
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Doggy Style Sex Is Best For Many Reasons
There are just not enough hours in the day to accomplish all the tasks and errands we have and find time for sex with our lovers. We multi-task throughout the day with many of our other activites. Why not during sex as well?
While it is true that with spooning (side by side with your lover behind you) you do have the freedom to be able to read a book, the Doggy Style position is the very best of sexual positions when you are needing to get a few other things done.
Activities that Can Be Done While In The Doggy Style Position
- Snacking or eating entire meals.
For her, this is a great way to fit in a meal when you've just had no time during the rest of the day. Resting on your elbows, you can still snack with your hands. Finger foods are best in this case. Fried chicken and french fries is perfect! Make sure that any necessary condiments are already on your plate. Many times lovers do not like sex to be interrupted because you need more ketchup.
If she has a large caboose, like a TV tray this can make an excellent place to hold his dinner. Being in an upright position on his knees, he is in a perfect position to eat his meal while enjoying doggy style sex. Remember to remove her sexy lingerie. Food stains such as ketchup or grape juice on silk and lace can really kill the mood.
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- Surfing the Internet.
Two laptops are ideal with doggy style Internet surfing. Much like with Eating, if she is resting on her elbows anyways and she can still type and use the finger pad. He can rest his laptop on top of her and surf the web, get in a little RedTube viewing. During this time the couple can pay bills, Snipe some great ebay deals, research new recipes, get the latest stock tips, or buy new sexy bedding. Might as well, that Heinz ketchup stain, probably isn't going to come out. You may need to practice safe eating before trying again on your new sexy bedding set.
- Playing GameBoy
I just love my Pink GameBoy DS Lite. What better way to fit in time to play Tetris. If you have two Gameboy DS Lite's, you can link your game systems and play against each other in tournaments and double up your quality time while enjoying doggy style.
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- Scrubbing Toliets
She's in the position already anyways. Might as well right?
- Scrubbing Floors
Same as Above
- Watching TV
Finding time to watch your favorite Tivo'ed shows can be difficult in your busy lifestyle. It is not recommened to watch anything on Lifetime, or sad movies though. Crying during sex is frowned apon. Comedy can be great, just make sure your lover knows before hand that your are laughing at the show and not him. Better yet, make sure he knows your watching tv from the start. Bursting out in laughter mid-thrust because the comedian made a joke about fat kids on rollercoasters will not go over well unless he knows the laugh that caused a snort is not directed at him. This is a life experience tip. Trust me. Laugh safely.
Horrors can tense up muscles for added sensations. I recommend CSI or cooking shows.Aint nothing better then a little nooky and IRON Chef at the same time.
- Draw a Tramp Stamp
If your lover is going to be doing the artwork for your just above the butt tattoo, he might as well draw it on while he's back there. You can head to the tattoo parlor afterwards.
- Pop Pimples
We all at some time get back acne and it seems to be a unwritten law that it is your lovers job to pop them. Like with the tattoo, he's back there anyways. Of course, it's more likely this task would be done while a couple is using a Feeldoe. Just sayin.
- Hem a Tear
Not for the beginner of multi-tasking doggy style with other tasks, but for those with a little experience, it seems we never have time to hem those jeans over on the chair by the desk. Use this opportunity to add patches or just close small tears so that your clothes are wearable again.
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Comments
LOL - this was NOT (thankfully) the sort of thing I expected when I saw that title!
Too funny! Thanks goodness it was a joke--I was worried at first as well!
I'm sure to get so much more accomplished now that I have your tips! :)
OMG - totally laughing my head off here. You should have included "writing Hubs." Keep up with the leaders of the competition.... keyboard strokes = good for folks.
lol
great fun
Hysterical! I thought when I saw the title, that I was going to have to flag this one, but I laughed too hard to click on the button.
Thanks everyone!! I'm glad that people are enjoying this one! It was alot of fun to write.
You go girl!
funny--funny lady
lol ive done most of these :P
Eww!!! Great hub but I for one dislike doggy style!
Simply hilarious. Great hub!
I just say God bless the writer.
This is great! LOL
Sun - I'm disappointed some of your readers think this is a joke.
I think cleaning the toilet is a particularly good.
I find giving my partner a haircut works well and saves cash. Although you need to be very careful during orgasm - keep the scissors away from the ears until the moment of passion has passed.
Phoning Mother can also work. but you may need to explain to her you are out of breath because you have just been running in order to catch a train or bus.
This is excellent stuff - please don't be put off by those who laugh at your efforts!
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Humor is good. You go girl!
its the best style
great stuff totally a riot
I wasn't laughing until I got to the bottom...end. I was busy visualizing...very very funny.
Good experiments suggested. Some of these are enjoyable
Woof Woof
very funny indeed -- made even funnier by the guy in the comments who took offense. (well done, I say!)
Thanks for the comments
Yes, Teresa his comment made me giggle a little that he was soo upset by this. I had to approve the comment =)
Great, Love your sense of humor, though I'm not sure what my wife would think, oh well, no biggie. Lifes too short, got to grab the laughs while you can.
Wow! That was totally... weird.
Nice hub...Keep going.
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Lauren Romano says:
2 years ago
Hysterical!