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Magic Frog

Once upon a time went a woman to a forest where she noticed a scared frog on the tree who was afraid of height. So the frog said to the woman, "Take me down, and I will grant you three wishes".

The woman was puzzled, however did as asked. And here the frog said again, "Thank you, lady, but I forgot to tell you that no matter what you wish your husband will receive 10 times more or better".

The woman thought for a while and said, "That would do". Her first wish was to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned again, "Remember, your husband will be 10 times more handsome and women will chase after him". And the woman answered, "It's no problem, I'll be the most beautiful woman, and he'll take interest in me only".

The second wish was to be the richest. The frog reminded about the husband. "That's OK," said the woman, "all I own is his, and all he owns is mine".

"Let it be," said the frog. Then the woman made her last wish and said, "I want a mild heart attack..."

How surprised was she when her husband got one, but ten times milder...

A Smart Wife

A newly wed couple enjoyed their honeymoon. But one day the husband made his mind to see his old buddies. How was he to explain his dear wife why he was leaving, so he decided to tell a lie.

Here was he coming to his dear wife and hugging her, when he said, "Pretty, I'm leaving now, but will be right back..."

"Snuggle Bunny, where are heading for?", asked the wife surprisingly. "I'm going to the bar to get some beer, baby boo."

On this she stood up from the coach and opened a fridge. There was a plentiful of beers: German, Australian, British, Checz, etc. He was astonished... And at the wit's end.

Suddenly an idea struck him. "You know, doll face, they have special frozen glasses...eh... and it's so great to sip bear from one..." The wife was quick to act. So you want a frozen glass, Mr. Sexy?" She opened the freezing chamber now and there was a frozen m ug in her hand. It was so chilly that even her fingers were shivering from cold.

"Damn it," thought the husband. "Strawberry Lips, you know, there is an atmosphere in the pub... People are swearing there, and the like..."

"Oh, my hero... You miss swearing... Huh... NOW LISTEN, YOU BASTARD! HAVE YOUR FUCKIN' BEER FROM THE SODDING FROZEN GLASS, TWAT , BECAUSE YOU AREN'T MOVING YOUR ASS! GOT IT, PERK?

... forever live they in peace...