Acid Reflux VS Acid Overdose: Too much stomach acid or too much LSD . GERDS

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By funnebone

So you have an acid problem? Is it GERDS or LSD

Have you been diagnosed with Acid Reflux Disease but are questiong whether your abdominal pain may be related to the bad trip you took in 1996? Here is a simple guide to help you decide your condition. It is recommended that you consult your doctor or street corner dealer if your problems persist.


What is LSD

  • d-lysergic acid diethylamide
  • is the most powerful known hallucinogen
  • radically changes a person's mental state by distorting the perception of reality to the point where, at high doses, hallucinations occur.

What is GERDS

  • Gastroesophageal reflux disease occurs when the lower esophageal sphincter spontaneously opens , for varying periods of time, or does not close properly and stomach contents rise up into the esophagus.


What is LSD called

  • acid
  • blotter
  • cid
  • doses
  • trips

GER is also called

  • acid reflux

  • acid regurgitation
  • heartburn


How do you get LSD

  • Drug Dealers

How do you get GERDS

  • hiatal hernia
  • Lower esophogealsphincter relaxes too soom
  • obesity
  • pregnancy
  • smoking


Effects of GERD

  • frequent heartburn
  • dry cough
  • asthma symptoms
  • trouble swallowing.


Effects of LSD

  • Tripping
  • Eating ones own feces
  • Shooting at Purple Spacecarft
  • dry mouth

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francetales profile image

francetales  says:
2 months ago

What about acid, pronounced ass id, as in when the id makes an ass of itself. the uncoordinated instinctual trends are the 'id' according to Freud, and when it makes an ass of itself who do you see? If you take enough acid you can probably see Freud.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
2 months ago

HMMMM quite the theory

francetales profile image

francetales  says:
2 months ago

I have another theory about it.

Agro Donkey  says:
2 months ago

I personaly prefer to have acid but that is just me.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
2 months ago

I have never done acid but I can say heartburn sucks

Woody Marx profile image

Woody Marx  says:
2 months ago

Ha! Only you could think this one up. :) I get acid reflux sometimes, but only when I eat pizza with extra pepperoni. :)

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
2 months ago

Are you sure it is the oeooeroni and not the angel dust the government is putting on your food?

Woody Marx profile image

Woody Marx  says:
2 months ago

come to think of it...my pizza is always delivered by a man wearing a black suit and tie and dark sunglasses...hmmm

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
2 months ago

exactly!..that is why I dont get the double stuffed crust!

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