This will be one of the only hubs I intend on updating on a regular basis. There are plenty of these so the content should be fresh quite often.

There is a guy I work with that has the ability to say so of the funniest things, the real funny thing is that this guy is serious.

my uncle once paid $37000 for a breeding pair of emus"

"I never heard of it till i heard of it"

"Emu eggs and a dremel tool, now your talkin' money"

"I never did see a problem with a hairy bush."

"the above quote was taken out of context" mortimas

How to hang christmas lights on 40' tree

How to hang christmas lights on a 40' pine tree.

I'm thinkin we just put a weight on some fishing line and throw it over the top.

quote during this conversation "hey well have some beer and some other stuff cause i like to have a good time"

"I dont work on saturdays"

"Ask any dog breeder, it is better to have inbred puppies!"

"Lynerd Skynerd was a pretty good singer"

"What are you doing with the mower? mowing?"

"I only smoke dope when I have some"