Gooney Bird Humor
77Albatross Gooney Bird Funnies
Gooney Birds, or the Albatross species, are funny birds. No birds provide the range of humor in dancing, taking off and landing, that Gooney Birds do. Gooney birds are able to fly with grace almost unmatched, taking advantage of a 6 to 7 foot wingspan that allows them to soar on the wind. It is what they do while they are on the ground that provides a real laugh. They are the Keystone Cops of the bird kingdom.
Gooney Birds are primarily a Pacific Ocean bird, but they wander around elsewhere with great range of flight. They are magnificant in the air. Yet other Gooney Bird behavior is very humorous. I have accumulated a few videos here for your enjoyment. I hope you take the time to get a good laugh here.
And I have some great links to my other humor sites. There is nothing funnier than poking fun at my childhood OCD tendancies, and who can forget my practical joke played on my wife once you have read it! All my other humor Hubpages are found in the links below. But look at the Gooneys first!
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Gooney Bird Landings are Very Humorous
Pacific Bird Travel Guides
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A Pocket Guide to Hawaii's Birds
Price: $3.35
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The Birdwatcher's Guide to Hawai'i (Kolowalu Books)
Price: $15.90
List Price: $19.95 |
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A Field Guide to Birds of the Desert Southwest (Gulf's Field Guide Series)
Price: $12.82
List Price: $21.95 |
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Hawaii Birds: An Introduction to Over 140 Species of the Most Common and Distinctive Hawaiian Birds
Price: $2.44
List Price: $5.95 |
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San Diego Birds: An Introduction to Familiar Species
Price: $2.44
List Price: $5.95 |
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Field Guide to the Bald Eagle (Sasquatch Field Guide Series)
Price: $49.66
List Price: $6.95 |
My Other Recommended Clean Humor Hubpages
- My Favorite Tags on Hubpages
I love the Hubpage tags. They come with neat little webpages that frame all the hubs on that topic. I hope you enjoy this attempt to feature pages that some readers of hubpages and hubbers don't even know... - Funny OCD Tendencies
Obsessive compulsive disorders are pretty hard to break. They are also difficult to recognize as well. Many people have the usual compulsivity, like fingernail biting, hand washing, etc. But most... - Practical Jokes
In the 80's my wife and children and myself were visiting Cambria, Ca on the central coast. We were at a buffet, and there was ambrosia in the choice for salads. My wife loves ambrosia. If you read on you... - Fun Hubpages
Fun Hubpages abound, and fun is one of the most valued activities that Hubbers write about. If you need ideas about fun and children's fun you have come to the right place. Not only do we have video fun and... - Sex and Debt
This is funny. Trust me. But there are good lessons here as well. Sex and debt are two subjects that most don't want to think about at the very same time. That is correct right? I first looked at this... - Funny Sex
There are a lot of humor sex hubs here at Hubpages. Bookmark this hub right now if you want an ongoing laugh! It is amazing what these hubbers come up with. They say humor is tougher than drama and we have... - Mice Eating Spark Plug Wires
You will get answers here friends. There are many ways to combat this problem of mice eating through your spark plug wires. I am going to tell you what you should do. You need to take care of the problem...
Gooney Shuffle
Tentative Albatross Takeoffs
Birds in the News
- People shiver, birds drop deadSan Francisco Chronicle1 second ago
Everyone going to work felt it, homeless people felt it more, and some birds felt it so much they died. Tuesday inflicted the coldest morning of the year on the Bay Area - a record-setter in some parts - and any living thing breathing frosty air was either...
- 'Never-Ending Birds,' from poet David Baker of Denison University, is eloquent on the fleeting nature of loveThe Cleveland Plain Dealer1 second ago
With his eighth book, "Never-Ending Birds," David Baker won't let us forget that nature remains indifferent to us. The world in these poems -- birds and all -- is one Ted Hughes and Emily Dickinson would have recognized: intricate, violent, sublime.
- IPhone app finds birdsDenver Post6 hours ago
When Jory Langner finds time for a field trip during an upcoming visit to Washington, he won't have to ask local birders where to find candidates to add to his life list of birds sighted.
- Novel Strategy Adopted By H1N1 Influenza To Enable It To Move From Birds To HumansMedical News Today1 second ago
The 2009 H1N1 influenza virus used a new strategy to cross from birds into humans, a warning that it has more than one trick up its sleeve to jump the species barrier and become virulent...
- 15:04 (BST), 09/12/2009 Angry Birds Press Release PROVIDED BY GAMES PRESS United Kingdom – 9th December 9 2009 ...gamesindustry.biz1 second ago
United Kingdom – 9th December 9 2009 – Renowned games publisher, Clickgamer, has announced the distinctive new action-puzzle game, Angry Birds, for iPhone and iPod touch. Developed by the award-winning Rovio Mobile, Angry Birds puts players in control of a flock of avian assassins.
Gooney Birds on Amazon
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Gooney Bird Greene
Price: $1.85
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Gooney Bird Is So Absurd
Price: $6.99
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Asli Arts Collection GGL444 Gloria Gooney Bird Bamboo Chime
Price: $30.99
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Mrs. Gooney Bird (Instrumental)
Price: $0.99
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Gooney Bird and the Room Mother
Price: $2.13
List Price: $5.50 |
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Gooney the Fabulous (Gooney Bird)
Price: $1.98
List Price: $5.50 |
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Asli Arts Collection CGB436 Gilbert Gooney Bird Bamboo Chime
Price: $33.99
List Price: $39.99 |
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The Gooney Bird Collection: Gooney Bird Greene; Gooney Bird and the Room Mother; Gooney the Fabulous; Gooney Bird Is So Absurd
Price: $20.25
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Gooney Birds Interesting Takeoffs
A Young Fleetwood Mac (Before Stevie and Lindsey) With Peaceful South Seas "Albatross"
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Comments
Ha! There are people like you who don't believe in seahorses either! Thanks for stopping by.
Bgamall.... this hubpage is excellent. I really like these videos. I think birds are the symbol of happiness. If I look birds I feel a great pleasure.....
It was a lot of fun putting together this Hubpage.
RKHenry says:
8 months ago
I thought that the "Gooney Bird" was an old wisetale or something. Thanks for making me look stupid. LOL!!!
Great information. You know I'm a true fan of yours!