Hey Americans, you're not the kings of the world!
51I wonder how you do that...
This hub started as a comment in "Why Europe can kiss my Red White and Blue". I started wondering why and how people from USA can be so proud of themselves and love America just the way it is... I mean... you really got to love America or be really broke to live there and support it...
I came up with so many things that I wonder if Americans also love about their country that it would be too big for that comment.
Einstein ? McDonnalds ? Porn ?
Einstein isn't even born in America, and if he was, I'm not sure if he would have the genius gens it took to make him successful as he was. Maybe because of living in America he got contaminated by some sort of American illness that would later make him invent the atomic bomb and tell president Roosevelt about it.
McDonnalds is perhaps the biggest responsible for the disease of the century, not AIDS, obesity! I'm sure you see that the more time passes the more you see people around getting fat and fatter. No wonder those people ate fast food before, also your biggest invention and you might also be proud of it...
Ohh if it wasn't the US revolutionizing porn then young american teenagers would be bothering their parents... So again you came up with a solution!
Those above were reasons nº 2, 4, and 7 of "why europe can kiss their blue white and red"... You guys obviously didn't thought about most of those reasons or perhaps you didn't know that the reasons you think you should be proud of are the same ones you should be ashamed of.
I could waste the same time you took to come up with reasons "why europe can kiss bla bla bla" and make you realise you should be ashamed of those reasons.
Reasons why you sould be ashamed of yourselves and not scream "I LOVE THE US"
- You revolutionized porn
- You invented the atomic bomb
- You were not the first in space and most of the people say you were even not the first on the moon and everything was shot in a studio...
- Being morons that put Metallica, McDonnalds, Monster Rock Concerts, Members Only Jackets, Hanna Montana, WWII, MTV and South Park on a list of things you should be proud of.
- Assassinating world music with hip-hop;
- Not knowing how you embarrass yourselves when you do those lists of what you're proud of;
- Probably not knowing your own history and therefore thinking you should be proud of WWII, which was saved by the USSR;
- Voting for George W. Bush 2 times in a row (wow that one as really hard...)
- Only bringing war to the middle east because of oil... Did you really think there were weapons of mass destruction on Iraq ? WHAT ABOUT NORTH KOREA ?!?!?!?! Ohh I get it, YOU WON'T FIND OIL IN NORTH KOREA!
- Creating a lot of movies that teach nothing and tell nothing, like Rambo, just to keep your national morons on the TV;
- Still not having found Bin Laden;
- Being the world's biggest polluter (aww don't worry china will take over you in Pollution.... but also in political power, army, industry, etc, etc, etc... ohh yeah people in China are not that stupid...)
- 25% of your homeless people are ex veterans!
- In the US people traumatised and feel useless after serving their country!
- YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT AWARE OF THOSE REASONS and I'm not wasting more than 5 min on showing you how stupid you are, so this ends at reason 15 but could go a lot further.
The more you try the more you embarrass yourselves...
I'll just quote some stupid things you americans say:
" f**k the homeless. they don't pay taxes. NlGGERS eat chiggen. " by HomerJ
" Oh shut up, or we'll BOMB your whining sniveling ass next! " by pooltoy
" I can think of an idea that would solve problems and make EVERYONE happy: EAT THE HOMELESS. "
"Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008
"I'm the master of low expectations." -George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." -George W. Bush (who else ??) Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"My answer is bring them on." -George W. Bush on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007
I could quote infinite stupid american quotes but I'm also not wasting more than 5 mins with americans. You sould see this and this and let's not talk about your education.
The few wise people in the US don't shout "I LOVE AMERICA"
I bet Einstein didn't do it lol...
Update
A few minutes after publishing this hub, another American published this hub: Don't Kiss Our Ass - Just Don't Bad Mouth USA.
Too bad he thinks the US are helping countries with by supporting and "bringing peace"... This is my comment to his hub:
Already told you, you're not just giving us aid, you're SELLING aid and you'll charge us that someday!
It's exactly as your "containment" program back in the cold war... It's not just giving away support, is trading support for political favours... that's just desgusting...
And don't show me that map if you think I'll shut up because I can't compete in terms of wealthy. Comparing yourselves to us in terms of poverty is going back a lot of steps... Why don't you compare to China or Japan ? Ohh talking about China, why don't you also invade Chine because of not compiling with human rights ? You did that with lots of other countries, why not China now ?
You're giving me more to add to the Idiot's hub in Mozambique...
Although that, he went from "Kiss our asses because we're the best in the world!" to "Ok don't kiss our asses, we're not perfect".
This is a progress :) A small one, but a progress :) so Congratulations :)
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LooL you really think you're helping people by donating money ?
10 years from now you'll be like "Hey you must be capitalist we gave you money don't even think about joining the USSR!" lool I can't believe you use that as an argument xD
You're supporting countries just to have something to ask for when you need... Let's suppose we found oil here... I bet you'd be right on your flight to Mozambique willing to put your hands in the oil lol... And you'd be saying "Hey we helped you before!"
You sell when you give... for a huge price to be paid in the near future...
It's still stupid the way you are not aware of things going on in your country and you think you're saving the world... You need a distance from the US to see how things really are...
Like I said, petition your government not to accept what we give you. Demonstrate and speak out against your leaders. Oops... aren't people still disappearing down there for doing that? Guess you better just keep directing your comments against the US - you'll be safer.
Yeah I know people in my government are also morons who don't realise they're digging us a bigger hole that is going to be used by the US to bury Mozambique and probably more countries world wide... Maybe that's why North Korea doesn't want you there lol...
I'm happy that you're realising the facts and stopped discussing with stupid arguments... You've gone from "KISS OUR ASSES BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST" to "ok don't kiss our asses, we're not perfect" and that's a progress :) Congratulations mattd241 :)
As is the norm with the politically twisted, you quote people as saying things they never said. I never asked you to kiss our ass, just as I'm sure the majority of citizens in your country never asked you to speak for them. But to acknowledge you have morons (of which you are the heir apparent) is certainly a step forward for you.
Joa,
There's good and bad people the world over. There's open-minded and close-minded people the world over.
Your words .... 'I could quote infinite stupid american quotes but I'm also not wasting more than 5 mins with americans' ... are both mean spirited and close minded.
I was sarcastically going to say, Congratulations, instead I sincerely say Shame on You & HUBpages. You for using your abilities to spread negativity, HUBpages for featuring your negativity. Nice work!!! (Sarcastic)
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Are all people over there that stupid ,wow your picture even looks stupid that's just some helpful comments for your hub and as far as I'm concerned kiss my ass!
When I talked about you asking us to kiss your asses I'm talking about the hub where all this started, and I'm talking about AMERICANS, not you. You maybe an American, and you may be a different American. I'm not speaking for my citizens, I'm speaking for myself as you're also speaking for yourself.
Thanks for calling me a moron :)
516Ads: Compare my close minded sentences to the close minded sentence "we're the best because we revolutionized porn and Europe can kiss our blue white and red". In the world you can have an opinion, and I can have mine. I get pissed of your sentences, you get pissed of mine. I call the way you think very poor and negative, you call how I think poor and negative...
I just don't see where you saw racism or xenophobic feelings here...
oberbreckling: That was the most stupid comment ever on this discussion. You'll never win a debate like that.
I don't debate,I just made a statement,so kiss my ass.
well said 516ads, I couldn't agree more. And chill out oberbreckling, those kind of statements aren't going to help anything. jeronimo, uh, this hub is basically a generalization of America. I'm sure you don't think every American is an idiot, but your hub makes it sound as such. There are plenty of reasons to be proud of America, just like there are reasons to be ashamed of it. Just like every other country in the world. And I'm pretty sure the European hub was meant to be comedic, not taken completely seriously. And at least give America credit for helping in WWII. Our contribution to that war was vast and should never be underrated. Let's be reasonable. Lastly, you don't like South Park?
I'm not tryin to help anything out.Do you think this guy is helping things out when people have lost family members helping people like him out,and yes if you read his comment all of them you will see that he did start talking about all americans,and he did it with statements then switched to debate,but whatever I'm an AMERICAN and I'm proud of it and I say kiss my ass.
~cool~ cya!
I live in the USA, and i am ashamed of whats going on here. You have to keep in mind that alot of the people here are not very smart, but it isnt there fault . The powers that be here in america have been systematicly dumbing down the educational system. While at the same time brainwashing people through mindless TV , political and religious propoganda. Its really quite sad. A large amount of the population live in a ignorance of what is really going on in the world. They still beleive that nationalism means something in a globalized world and the powers that be like to keep it that way as it gives them more power over the sheeple. It is true america is not what those sheeple think it is. The only thing people can do is to continue to educate themselves and others, untill hopefully enough people wake up and realize whats going on. Untill then nothing you say will ever slip past the thick brainwashed skulls of the sheeple that propigate the image of america you are refering to.
I'm very happy with all your comments :)
oberbreckling: All the statements started in the hub mentioned in the beginning of this one. I just fought you with the same weapons. Does it bother ? You guys should have thought of that before defending that hub. You can tell everyone to kiss your ass but I think your debating skills will only work in the US with your people. Here we talk to each other and demonstrate our points of view in a manner that may convince others. If you're proud to be an American and are willing to continue defending it regardless of the stupid portrait you're making of yourself, it only leaves me an option, laught at you.
jreuter: This hub is a generalization of America as much as the hub where all this started. I know you have things to be proud of and things to be ashamed of. I'm well aware of this, and my only problem is with those who think that USA is the best country in the world, they can do whatever they want, and "Europe can kiss my red white and blue". I think I made this clear. As much as they generalized that hub to make it look like they're the best of the world, I generalized this hub to make people see that they're not.
Credit for helping on the WWII ? USSR had already decapitated the Nazi army in 1943 lool you didn't have to test your big bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki don't you think? In all WWII history I only think you can be proud of the D Day... And let's not forget that in a certain point of view you were the first causers of the WWII! Because of the 1929 economic crisis you made people doubt of democracy and radicalize politics, which was just great for upcoming fascist tyrannies.
twisteddman: Great explanation! Just loved what you said.
So I guess we're finally reaching a a point of agreement here.US is not the best country of the world, you have stupid morons just like any other country in the world, you have done as much great things such as bad things.
Still proud!
I'm an Asian, so I'm just an observer here...
I think in 21st century start quite badly for americans
The 'War on terror' led by US has brought significantly more chaos and suffering than terrorism itself.
I still can't accept that the death of hundred of thousands people in Iraq and Afghan is a justification for WTC reprisal.
Ironically, US has spread a huge terror in its fight against terrorism.
Many americans see the Middle Eastern people in too simple way, many Middle Eastern people hated Saddam but in the meantime they also dislike US.
Why middle-eastern people dislike US? Israel! what else? It is the root of all conflict in Middle East.
I guess that it is hard to come to any conclusion with what is going on in the U.S. However, I do feel there are Positives and Negatives whereever we go. I guess with U.S the only thing that bothers me are the decisions made or the bills passed. There was a time when U.S was respected and I definitely agree that U.S had helped many countries at the same time it has equipped many young students to get the education they need.
I guess every part of U.S is different. There is racism everywhere, but it is the way we handle it without making it offensive to other cultures and countries.
Joao, I will start by first thanking you for keeping people's comments up. That takes courage.
However, I do not agree that we should be judged as a people for some of the decisions our Government makes. Once the elected officials are in office, we have many years to vote them out and some damage can be done.
America is a young country. We are a good people, giving to many countries as a nation. Let us unite with other countries and people to solve world problems. Telling us off only provides momentary pleasure; like an addiction, the high requires another one when it disappears.
America is neither right nor wrong much of the time. We are just struggling in a sea of problems and I don't think you know any more than the rest of us how or where the problems exactly originated. I for one, have no problems with any other person from another country that I've met.
I do have problems with people who lump their criticism of our government or "tourists" together into one big slow cooker and turn up the heat. They love to hate.
It's our 4th of July, let us wave OUR Red, White, and Blue in peace, please. There is always tomorrow and you can get back to yelling at us then. However, your crowd is dwindling. I don't think you truly hate America. Is this for attention? I'm not sure and I have no bone to pick with you. People here died to give you the right to gripe. And, it appears you're using it to the fullest degree.
I hope you never have to pay the price for speech that others have paid for you. What a gift you've been given by very brave people.
Totally agree with balisunset. Loved what she said!
marisuewrites: I have no problems with xenophobia or racism and I have friends from all over the world. Of course I don't hate America, and I know you're not guilty of who you put in your governament. It's the same as here, but we don't scream to others saying "HEY WE'RE THE BEST ON THE WORLD SO KISS OUR ASSES". We know we're in a bad position, and we're modest. It's not for attencion, it's because it makes me sick to see some americans behave the way they do. And actually I think the french died to give me the right to gripe...If I'm not wrong the american constitution was inspired by the french revolution wasn't it ? But that doesn't matter much right now, I don't disagree they did much for us, but they also took much from us, like balisunset just said.
I just wanted to add one thing. That is that it will be a great day in the history of the world when people from all over can get over there petty nationalism , mislead patriotism and racial bigotry. Then we can all get on with being human beings living on a very small planet called earth.
Yeah I wish that day came while I'm still alive lol...
Nationalism and Patriotism are interesting things lol... we see quite often the Irish saying they're very proud of being Irish, and the Danish use their flag in many decorations (even birthday cakes, food, around the house, and Christmas trees lol). But they keep they nationalism for themselves, unlike the guy who told "europe can kiss my red white and blue"...
The moon landing being filmed in a studio is a myth. I cannot believe you actually fell for that same urban legend that has been circulating since 1969! By the way did you know here in Southern California I know many healthy people exercise all the time and who would not eat at McDonald's, which is way too salty for my taste anyway. Loma Linda, California has one of the highest life expectancies on earth and people there are Seventh Day Adventists who eat healthy and exercise. Not all Americans fall into boxed image that you have for them. As long as people are not going to other countries and waving an American flag I think it is fine to be proud of our country. I never like to stereotype, but you have done that way too often here. What do you have against Americans and their patriotism? Really it is not hurting you at all. However, what kind of a picture our you painting for your cause of bringing an end to nationalism? I think you really have undermined your cause with all of the ridiculous comments you make. You quoted juvenile people, which are in every country, when you could have quoted great Americans such as Emerson and Thoreau. Please read a history book about the Civil Rights Movement because I feel maybe then you can hear the voice of some geat Americans such as Dr. Martin Luther King. Ironically, some people would have listened to you on the other hub if you had not made such outlandishly rude comments.
What is wrong with loving your country? In that hub of Funnebone's he never said it was the best country ever. He was offended by another hub and was standing up for his country.
Oh and NOBODY even claimed that Einstein was born in America. He was born in Germany and everyone knows that. Oh and he MOVED to the United States. He was a genius so he must have known what he was doing when he did that. He must have liked us.
Those quotes are ridiculous. Sure we have some idiots in our country, but what country doesn't? Are you saying their is one country where everyone has a Ph.D? People say stupid crap and do stupid crap but there are stupid people all over the world.
You have a problem with us helping other countries and giving aid but you write this hub on how we should change? Why don't you not worry about other countries, like you say we should.
You obviously think you are the best thing that happened to the world and know everything, but you should proof read your hub becasue it is hardly comprehendable.
I guess there is lot of controversy here and probably it will never end. I do agree that no one has right to condemn any country no matter what. I guess every nation is the creation of God. I guess we humans are the ones who have made this earth a difficult place. The controversies or debate is good but should be done with respect. Jao I respect your point of view but I guess you should also perhaps respect that not all americans are same. I am Indian, and I would not generalize that everyone is the same. I am studying in America too, and it means a lot to me, that I can study here. I do disagree with some things but it doesnt mean that it is a bad country. I guess more than dwelling on negatives about a country we should try and dwell on the Positives of every country. I think this will help us to grow and learn rather than being Judgemental.
Stutin,
I think you have presented your view fairly and with respect to others. Yes I love my country and I am not ashamed to say that, but I also know it has flaws. What Joao fails to realize is that every country has flaws and people will never see your point of view when you make outrageous comments such as he has. Funnebone's hub is great and I do not see why Joao was offended by it especially since he is not European or American. However, I was slightly offended by the other hub that started this entire debate. I left one simple comment about how some European tourists are often rude in the US and other countries just as some American people tend to be in Europe. However, it was deleted because I think that person does not have a very sound argument. I respect this person's viewpoint, but more people would listen to what this person had to say if some comments were not deleted. Actually, I think some of the nicest tourists are Japanese people, but not as many come to California since the economy has worsened. However, I always thought they were very respectful and kind. Japanese tourists would always ask to take pictures and ask about our favorite activities. Another lesson Joao might learn here is the US and Japan have had a very bitter past, but we have been able to resolve this and move forward. The attack on Pearl Harbor was unfortunate and the atomic bomb was a travesty, but our two countries have worked together to forgive and forget. Japanese tourists and Americans visit Pearl Harbor Memorial in droves and I was surprised when I first visited how there actually more Japanese than Americans at the site that day. Every country has had sad moments and bad ones, but when you focus on everything being bad that is all you will get. By the way, I went to some of those people you quoted and those profiles seem to be fake. This would be the equivalent to saying a 16 year old kids with a myspace friend train stands for everyone who uses the Internet.
Don't forget the freedom of speech thing. That is just terrrible. I bet your post on how much you hate China wouldn't last too long.
Another fake hub...(kids)
This is why Hub pages pages are so great because we can write topics or veiws that people might not like or even like but we can all have a say in whats going on in our world as a father of 3 children I worry a lot in what kind of world we are bring up our children Im an Aussie and Im proud of it but I dont agree with every thing Australia does thats the whole point as individuals we have all the right to say what we what people might not agree with you but hey thats life I happen to like Americans I meet some great friends here that are Americans it takes a lot of guts to write this hub I give credit for that I just wouldnt vist the Usa for a while LOL
joaojeronimo I write my hubs to have fun and make people laugh. I don't mind debates and playful bickering but when I see that someone has abnormal emotions about something I just go the other way. You have an undue amount of hate and a false concept of what America is. Some others here are apologetic for whatever reason but I am not. Something is wrong with you, not with this or any other country. Perhaps it is your age, hormones and zits do that to young men.
It did take guts I would agree with that let's give the kid credit for that, but some of the things that were said on funnybones hub makes me think he's already joined or will be joining a terrorist group in the future. The hub is Hey Europe kiss my red white and blue. I think the hub by funnybone was brillant a way to bring it together for americans.It could of been somebody from France writing a hub that's called. Hey germany my @%#^*@? and that's what is so damm funny,is it's funnybone saying kiss my red,white, and blue and here comes the kid hitting every American below the belt.What a loser!My whole families from germany,hell I'm 3rd generation.I would never consider all americans to be stupid as the loser kid said on funnybones hub. Good damm thing I wasn't raising that kid,hell he would be in juvinille detention custody haha.
I disagree. It didn't take guts to write this HUB - NONE - it took irresponsible thinking & disrespect.
The equivalent would be because Joao spoke poorly/disrespectfully of America and Americans, I spoke poorly of Mozambique and its citizens. If I did that, I'd be 100% wrong (irresponsibly being negative) and a disrespectful ass.
According to HUBpages, such chatter could even border on getting me banned .... amazingly they feature this 'can't be right' thinking.
SweetiePie: Well, I can't really say anything about the moon landing, it might be a myth that it was filmed in a studio, or it might be a myth that it was real and they really landed on the moon lol.. There are loads of websites with proof that the Americans were never on the moon lol and one of them is that there were waves on the American flag lol but physically that's impossible because there's no air on the moon right ?
And I know that you people from Southern California probably have the best bodies in the US lol you guys want to go to the beach and be desired lol... That's really nice, something makes you want to be healthy lol. But I don't have a boxed image of americans, things I wrote here were just to fight back that hub that had a boxed image of all the world.. It's not my type and I did it to fight back with the same weapons.
I don't have nothing against Americans and they're patriotism and nationalism, as long as it doesn't bother others, and sending europeans to kiss they're asses does bother others, and it did bother me.
I know Martin Luther King, I've heard great american voices, but if this was to make that "perfect" image of americans I would have made it in the other hub. But it's not, this hub is to show that Americans are not the way you people think you are.
Tater2tot: Nothing is wrong with it as long as it doesn't bother others. He offended other people. If Einstein isn't even from america than what is he doing in that list lol ? He moved to America because it would be the only place where Nazis wouldn't find him. If he liked or not, only he could tell but he regretted what he did when he invented the atomic bomb. Americans used him...
I'm glad you noticed there are stupid people on the US also, that didn't look too possible in that other hub from funnebone. I'm worried of countries being compromised with the US and then all the cold war starts again... this time it might be US vs China lol... who knows... I'm not claiming anything and I'm not pretending to know everything. I know my hub may be hardly comprehensible, I'm not english or american. I'm Mozambican and I was rased in Mozambique. People here speak badly portuguese...
Stutin: My grand parents (my mother's parents) are from India :) I've been there a lot of times and I love Goa (where my family lives). My best friend is now living in Washington DC (Camila.. she went there about a month ago and I miss her a lot..). I know americans are not the same, and I usually respect everyone, but I really had to do this, funnebone told people to kiss his red white and blue; Respect is given with respect; I won't respect people who agree with funnebone and this hub was made for them.
SweetiePie again: I realize not everyone is the same but already told you, since funnebone wanted to say "we're 100% the best" I had to say "you're 100% the worst" just to make it look like 50% the best and 50%worst. How many times do I have to tell you this hub was meant to be the complete opposite of funnebone's hub ? I did this on purpose but it just doesn't mean I'm the opposite of funnebone...
raeallyn: China didn't send me to kiss their asses so I'm not bothered by them but if they did I would do the same thing I'm doing now. I don't have much to lose...
mulder: Yeah hubpages is nice lol... I've been partying with American tourists in the past spring break and they're great also lol I enjoyed them a lot... And I have many american friends here... and even in America... the difference is that they didn't send me to kiss their asses lol...
LooL Funnebone there's nothing wrong with me nothing about hormones or whatever you think. No one ever complained about it. I have NO PROBLEM AGAINST AMERICA, I think I've said that over 20 times... I have a problem with the american who sent other to kiss his ass. Why did you just have to do that ?
oberbreckling: It's not really funny to invite enemies to kiss each others asses. It does bother people; It might be fun for american people but it's really not nice for others. Keep your nationalism and patriotism for yourselves and everybody will be ok.
516Ads: What it took to write this hub is not on trial, but it it was, it only took funnebone to write a hub disrespecting europeans.
All I can say is yes Americans went to the moon and it is not a myth. I think NASA realized going to the moon did not really have any purpose and stopped back in 1972. I am not excited by the fact anyone went to the moon, but there is enough evidence to show it really did happen. Quite simply put, it was not a myth. You have the right to an alternate point of view, but with that point of view comes the need to show respect for others. I am sure you would balk if someone wrote a hub about how people from Mozambique should think before they speak, and I really hope no one would write a hub like that because it would be really disrespectful. Nevertheless, you have done that here. Your first comment on Funnebone's hub was very scary and I cannot imagine you would have written that. Was it just for shock value? However, when did I say America was perfect? If you had read everyone that responded you would have seen that all countries have problems too, but you are raking hot coals over any already sensitive topic. I think the way Stutin presented her point of view was honest and objective. Maybe if you had written a hub more in this fashion people would take you seriously. I think in school your teachers are pushing the anti-American propaganda, and I know from experience because even here in American professors do that. However, America cannot be blamed for all the troubles of the world and I really do agree with you about the foreign aid thing. I think America should stop giving foreign aid to other countries and focus on our poor here at home, many Americans agree with you about that.
PS I do not like that the other guy called you an idiot from Mozambique in his hub because I think you are an intelligent person. I just think you should tone down your antics a little bit.
Bravo for getting people to think about a serious issue. I agree that America isn't the greatest nation in the world, but I am american. Its kind of like if you started to say nasty things about a member of my family. I can and will only tolerate so much. If the first hub stating that America is the greatest wasnt written I don't think this would be an issue. i believe that you were rightfully upset but may have overly gerneralized a bit too much. In conclusion, I think WWII should be left out of this. Every country has a different take on who the heros were. In the end, we all helped each other out and lost a lot of great people. In general every country has a different outlook on everything. We are taught to believe different things. Who can really say who is right?
Abowie,
The first hub written about America is the greatest did not start this, it was the other hub about how American tourists should act better. However, Funnebone never said Americans are the greatest, he just said we our proud of our country. Joao made some hurtful comments on that hub, which I was telling him would have prevented a lot of things. Joao is entitled to his opinion, but I think he should be more respectful like Stutin in his approach.
This hub is a perfect example of how and why in the 21st century, human beings are still killing each other en mass daily.
Ethnocentrism is its many guises keep the people of this beautiful and fragile planet perpetually separated. We are one world. Artificial boundaries created by nations, tribes, cultures and politics are the reason why we can't seem to solve any of our major global issues. If we don't find ways to work together constructively, our children and their children will be left to fend for themselves in a rotting sea of pollution, corruption and despair.
There are plenty of serious issues that WE need to address. For example, global water shortages, hunger, poverty, war and environmental issues just to name a few. These issues are not confined by political boundaries, they are everywhere you look. Divisiveness based on ethnocentrism will be our downfall
I wasn't going to comment on this hub at all. In fact, the whole topic made me angry, but not perhaps why you might think. I wasn't mad about the insults you directed to all Americans, even though I find your judgements to be biased and unfair. I was really angry because as a citizen of the WORLD I have very little power over the malice and hatred that seems to rule over our species. Like most people, I simply want to raise my children in a healthy world where they have the opportunity to live in peace. However simple that dream may sound, we may never see that reality because of bigotry and hatred that spans this planet.
OMG I'm not used to read huge comments or leave huge comments...
Sweetiepie: I never said I didn't respect your point of view. And I don't even have one in that topic! I don't believe Americans did go to the moon in 1969 and I don't believe they didn't go and shot that in a studio. I'm not taking any part in this subject and I totally respect everyone's point of view. I never said I didn't...
My first comment on funnebone's hub reflects my first reaction and the first thing that came to my mind when I read that hub: "nasty...disgusting..poor americans that think this way". Of course the "We're the best of the world" sentence is the hidden message in that hub. If Europe can kiss his red white and blue, what would that leave us ? Japan ? Russia ? China ?
Not really, my teachers are too busy with the Anti-Portugal and Anti-Colonialism propaganda (Mozambique has been Portugal's colony for a long time we only got our independence in 1975).
abowie: It really is like the member of your family said nasty things to me then I said nasty things to him lol... Yes, I was really upset and generalized just because the other hub also generalized. I agree with you about the WWII.
Jeanette M: I don't think I want to have children.. The world is not a nice place to live anymore... Global warming, food crisis, water ending just to speak about a few reasons...
Hi Jao, I appreciate your response to my comment. I am sure you have your reasons for posting such comments. I probably agree that you have nothing against America, but I guess that most of your comments probably are offensive to the readers here. I respect your intentions in posting, but at the same time it is also probably wise and be sensitive to american readers who probably are offended by some of your Posts.
My honest opinion is you should have apologized for that first comment, then I would pretty much have not cared. However, since you made that comment and stood by it, then wrote a hub about funnebone I was offended. However, I will not comment on this hub after this because that is all I have to say.
It's a pleasure to have your comments here as well and I try to reply to all of them :)
I intented to be offensive with the ones who sent me to kiss their asses lol... It was really my intention. This hub is only dedicated to people who agree with funnebone on sending people to kiss american asses and I can only say sorry to the great american people who also think that was a nasty hub; I didn't meant to be rude to you.
I think you made me think at least. I joined your fan club for that reason. At least I know where you stand on things.
SweetiePie, of course you know Marilyn Manson don't you ? He was the first person who criticizes music ever to make music. He is a metal/goth musician and he shocks people. Once he killed pigs on stage. He believes that by shocking people he makes people think. Do you agree with his theory ?
OH no not the shock treatment!
Marilyn Manson, I have not followed him. I do not like the idea of bloodshed, but I guess if this works for him. That is why I said at least I know where you stand. I write about some topics people consider very controversial myself, like some people hate that I think polygamy should remain illegal in the US.
I also have not followed him and I totally dislike the idea of bloodshed and many others. I'm totally in favor of animal rights. Perhaps you still don't know where I stand lol... this is the 10th hub I write and the first time in my life I open a discussion like this and stay against so many people. It's still too soon for you to know where I stand.
Yes I've heard about you here lol... And of course those guys who would like to have 10 wives think polygamy should be legal in the US lol... I think it should remain illegal and thought it would be too far away of being legal... is it really on trial :S ?
Joao, I think that many Americans are as baffled and disturbed by some of the things that take place in this country and by our government...but the truth is, if you travel to any country in the world people are fundamentally the same. They are outraged by those who take advantage of the liberties afforded them, who abuse the power they have, and grotesquely flaunt themselves if they think they stand to gain from it. We could list all the countries of the world on a board and check off every heinous, irresponsible thing that the nation (as a recognized collective) has done politically and militarily on a global and domestic scale....and on an age comparison I think you'll find most every country equally guilty. Is this because any one governmental system is better or worse? Or any one religion or culture better or worse? No....its because all of these things are built upon one essential thing: humanity. And humanity as a whole is flawed. It is, however, also absolutely amazing.
Human kind has managed to do some incredible things! We've cured diseases. Found medical techniques that have saved millions from disfigurement, and pain. Men HAVE been to space...something no other creature on this planet can make claim to. And we have learned to reason on a level far beyond that of other species.
It is understandable that the remarks of one loud human can rattle and upset you. It happens to all of us. The trick is to remember...you can rise above it and reason out that the louder their voice does not mean they're right. Focus on those around you and across the world that are doing the RIGHT thing and eventually we can put the others in line.
The divisions we've drawn on this globe are completely inconsequential. We as a SPECIES have to practice civility to maintain a prosperous and benevolent civilization.
Well spoken Carissa Starr, thanks for that wonderful comment :)
I guess we could end this discussion now don't you think ?
I think my words were very kind also 516Ads, especially considering some of the first comments made that started this debate. Carissa, you make some really stellar points, but I do not think this is a point about anyone being right or wrong- this is about a difference of opinion. In my book it is good to write about topics of passion, but to use the sweetest words possible when doing it. I think I really was nice to let Joao know this. Funnebone is really a nice guy too and his hub was humorous. His humor is edgy for some, but I really appreciate him. No one is wrong here. All differences of opinion.
516Ads, as much as I may like your "lets end racism now" campaign, it looks like spam when you post that link in all your comments. Here is your comment without the link:
Carissa,
Your words are as fine as any HUBS I have read, Beautiful writing. Something good did come out of this HUB ... you!!! - DavidJoa,
Overall I agree, however, if you check most back comments of mine, I don't sign off with the LEARN or link .... it's just this HUB did touch upon bad feelings amongst people from different cultures ... therefore, my linking to LEARN.
His link was not spam. People leave links in my hubs all the time, and I know they are spam if they are going to a product or something of that type. However, it is up to the individual hubber to decide whether they want links or not. Joao is pretty good about letting everyone respond to his hubs because a few people delete comments that do not agree with them. At least he actually believes in freedom of speech.
SweetiePie, but I do not think this is a point about anyone being right or wrong- this is about a difference of opinion.
I think the HUB seems to have turned into differences of opinion, but it started out WRONG!!! There's no doubt Joa was disrespectful to Americans. He may very well have had good reason to feel disrespected by another HUBBERS post. Let him respond to the HUBBER, not lash out/ label an an entire group of people.
Simply, if my response to Joa was to speak poorly of Mozambique and it's citizens, it may be my opinion, but I'd be WRONG. Disrespectful and a negative influence on society too.
Fact is, each and every individual is different, with few exceptions of lingo, labelling an entire group of people, CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!
I let people a link in a comment but the same link more than once within the comments is not needed... I think one link is enough. If you have more links you'd like to share with us, you're encouraged to.
Thanks SweetiePie, I bet everyone gets upset or even mad when a hubber deletes his/her comment, specially if it is a huge comment that took time, reflection and effort to write...
516Ads, I think we talked about that many times before and at least my ashes won't burn again...
Joao-
Well I appreciate you do not delete comments. I do not do so either.
516Ads-
All I meant was I think everyone has come to an understanding, but it almost seemed as if you were saying Carissa was the only one who turned it around. I could be wrong, but that was my original reaction.
SweetiePie,
You are a sweetiepie, but on this one, ah, ah, ah ... Clarissa wrote eloquently. All I did was compliment her words.
I wasn't even thinking in terms of turning things around.' Put that 'writers want everyone to love their words' desire away. Don't feel bad, I have it myself. I wish everyone commented/ complimented my 'words of wisdom' ... oh well:)
516Ads,
Sorry, but I am not looking for you to compliment me and I do not even know why you thought that. I was referring to reaction I had. Now you have put words in my mouth LOL. However, I have plenty of people who genuinely compliment me, but they have done it of their own volition. I do not dig for compliments. You just insulted me by the way.
Well joao, it sounds like you learned your lesson about attacking a whole group of people who didn't have anything to do with funnebones hub. I say you have come a long way in learning from us. Glad to be of service. (Let's give the kid a hand) Now you can pay at the front desk on the way out.
*I think my words were very kind also 516Ads, especially considering some of the first comments made that started this debate.
Your words above were in response to:
Carissa,
Your words are as fine as any HUBS I have read, Beautiful writing. Something good did come out of this HUB ... you!!! - David
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SweetiePie, I guess I misinterpreted your words. - David
Yes you did, but I also should not have shared my reaction. Next time I will keep that to myself since I see you were just complimenting Carissa's post.
First, I said kiss my red white and blue, 2nd, where is Mozambique, is that a suburb of Paris tht I didn't know about? If it is the same Mozambique as the one in Africa, why did you bother to read the post? So I assume you made yourself the high speaker for all nations other than America?..
We didn't go to the moon?...you don't buy into the theory that it was filmed in a studio but you also don't think we went? You have no theory other than the other theorys aren't true?
You are just anti american. An angry Iconoclast who will seek out a fight just for the fight.
You got your 15 minutes of fame. You are welcome
Most reasons you point about why Americans should be ashamed are actually things to be proud of. Yes, America is the land of ingenuity and invention. Most new things (good or bad) come from here and the reason why you are able to write this hub is because Americans invented the Internet and started the computing and Internet boom. Most of your argument is based on jealousy and hate - not on reason. Instead of hating us you can say: Thank you American ingenuity for giving me the opportunity to express myself on the Internet.
Yo Jeronimo,
Einstein may not have been born here in the USA but when things got tough where he was, he came to the best, safest country. I bet if you had been with him on the boat as they steamed past the Statue of Liberty you might have a half chance to understand.
Kapech?
oberbreckling: We all learned from each other.
funnebone: Does the place I come from make a difference on who I am ? I don't buy any theories yes, do you have a problem with that ? I still didn't bother in thinking about those theories and it's just not my interest. I have other things to think about but if I do decide to go for one of them, I'd give 50% possibility of being right to each one. What I think and what I think about is just none of your business. Your last paragraphs reinforce my theory that there are also huge stupid morons on America. You don't know me and can say nothing about me. You just saw me getting angry with you and you're just going to generalize my personality based on a bunch of comments and this hub ? I thought you guys didn't like to generalize things...
rainmakerrain: That's not the point. It I couldn't express myself on the internet I would just do it the same way someone would send the whole world to kiss his ass.
BaliMermaid: Again saying the US is the best and safest country xD... You better admit right now you also have very weak points or else I will show you how you're not the best and safest country... OMG I'm getting tired of this I've been doing that for the past 3 days...
There are serious reasons to dislike USA. One of the reasons is its lack of democracy. The real wielders of power within the united States are the big capitalists and the military-industrial complex. They pay big money to the television networks to promote their president of choise. "The richest always win".
United States today is a two party state. It is not very different to a one party state in the sense that the political ideology are nearly the same between the two parties.
There is little pluralism in the political system of United States.
Independently of wich president is chosen, the wars will continue, the torture will continue, The reach for global domination by the United States will continue, the NATOfication of the world will continue. The IMF and the World bank will continue to empoverish nations, the CIA will continue to interfere in the domestic affairs of foreign nations, secret murders, secret bribes, secret everything really...
CIA will never be accountable in any United States court for all of its evils.
Before United States decides it want to wage war against a nation, the president and staff usually stir up the media in order to prepare the United State people mentally for going to war. The media accomplicity in this is quite unresponsible.
All of those evils will continue and the "people" the greater amount of "americans" will not be able to stop those very evils.
The other reason to dislike United States is because they do evil in the world. One of these evil it the willful empoverishing of undeveloped nations. There are three instruments to do this: the IMF, the World bank and the WTO. The World bank give loans to nations in order to create a foreign debts that nations will not be able to pay back. The IMF is the intrument of choise for this, its a dual faced organization. In order for this mechanism tro work perfectly there is a need for a "traitor" agent. The "traitor" agent in this case are the economists raised and educated by the various Catholic Universities in Latin America. Their method of work can be described as such: "steal from the poor to give to the rich".
Today United States Corporations get raw materials for free from Latin America while the various nations are still paying the foregin debt. The measures taken by those nation proposed by the IMF are such that they cannot pay the foreign debt, so they are forced to pay back the debt by "selling off" raw materials such as copper ore, gold ore, and other minerals.
Other evils that undeveloped nations have done is to privatise the national owned industries, thus empoverishing a nation. The most angriyng of all this is that the World bank has granted loans to Facistic dictatorships sponsored by the United States. All actions taken by dictatorships are illegal since a dictatorship by itself is an illegality. So loans taken by nations during a dictatoship should not count as an legitimate thing.
Another reason to dislike United States is because of its hipocrisy. The war on terror. Lets begin by prosecuting the Terrorists sponsored by United States first shall we? .... -> impossible! its impossible !!Its Damned Impossible !!!
All because of the "National Security" dogma.
So, how do you fight agains this oppresive eagle? - the answer is simple: you cannot! they control everything!
The worlds mightiest army. Any movement who seeks to distribute wealth move evenly between the poor and the rich and to establish free healthcare and free education for all people, so that the rich pay more taxes is seen as either socialism or communism and its something that the CIA must combat.
The riches of undeveloped nations should be owned by the nation so that the benefit of it comes to the majority of its people so that the nation can be strong and able to support its people for the sake of the people. In order to archieve this nationalization is a necessity. However those measures will always ANGER United States in a great way because thay want to be owner of the riches of other nations.
Now, my own point of view may be viewed as biased towards socialism/communism. Will the CIA target me now? - probably! but do i care? - NO!
This world is submerged in darkness, a little light will always help.
Great things you said Hexxor! Thanks for your comment.
You should make a hub out of that comment and call it the end of all this discussions.
Hexxor & Joa,
Today, July 4th, is Independence Day in the United States of America ... Happy Birthday America!!! Despite all of America's flaws and all the negativity you heap on it, I am proud and fortunate to be a citizen of the United States of America.
Blaming and complaining, often with a touch of delusion. It's easy, quite popular, takes little skill and is a pet peeve of mine. You should really worry about making your life, your family, your country, whatever you wish the best that it can be ..... complaining and blaming, whether it be about America or anything won't accomplish that .... that's your responsibilty.
Stop blaming and complaining .... start doing.
Happy Birthday America!!!
See that's the difference between the rest of the world and us wer'e just getting started. Joao, as far as I'm concerned it's you who have learned here because you went from saying the electric chair for all americans too can't we end this descussion, "sniffle,sniff". Now this is where you come back with some kid excuse why it's over!( shameful! )
We all got our share of patriotism
my country is not the richest, not the most powerful nor the safest...but it is the one I love most, nothing compare to it
Patriotism is good, but it does not necessarily mean that we could mock other countries.
516Ads I think you know this wasn't made just to blame because I want to blame and that's it. I'm young and I hope I can someday grow up and make a difference.
oberbreckling: Getting started lol ? Now that's an excuse xD... You got your independence 232 years ago.. America was the second (or first, can't really tell now) colony to get it's independence... Your "We're just getting started" looks like a quote from 1922 lol... We all learned. I hope you aren't still thinking you live in the best country of the world and everyone can kiss your ass. If you still think that way, I feel sorry for you. Even if you learned something I already feel sorry for you, thinking I need excuses -_-
Happy B-day America!
The correct form to love your nation is in the degree of righteousness that a nation is. If somebody nevertheless loves a nation that is throughtfully unrighteous then his case is like the case of the son of the whore. did you know what he said when referring to his mother? "im proud of my mom"...
That is because he cannot accept defeat. Accepting defeat would mean to accept an unbearable shame on his part.
"When USA were tried with some terrorism, lo! they became terrorists themselves!"
"nay, they were terrorists before, but now they do openly what they used to do in a hidden way, and they are not the least ashamed of that!"
Torture is an evil way and an indecent way. Every righteous human understand that.
What really happened on the war on terror was that the Dogs Went on Attacking its Master. The Master got pissed off and went on attacking its dogs (Saddam Hussein, The Talibans, Osama Bin Laden and his friends). The difference is that when the Master struck, he also struck some cats standing aside watching (the innocent ones). In its rage, the Master struck indiscriminately.
It was the pakistanian Secret Service that established those terrorist schools on behalf of United States, when the soviets used to have the power in Afghanistan.
It is the property of dogs to be unreliable, the more mad the more unreliable. The net effect was great suffering for the people of Afghanistan, specially the women of Afghanistan (the cats).
Since the start of the cold war, USA has always relied on its dogs to do its dirty businesses. The more mad the dog, the better.
Complaining is the beginning of change of what is rotten, the very root of it.
When you put a blame on a nation it is so the nation can be enlightened is such a way that their evil ways can be changed. A kind of constructive criticism. Dictators however are known for not accepting criticism. There are dictators in all nations. People living in democratic countries behaving in a non-democratic ways are those rotten eggs that destroy the moral fibre of a nation.
"dont serve your country, dont serve your king, know you customs, dont speak your tongue..."
"...we carry in the heart the true country, and that cannot be stolen..."
- group: Midnight Oil, song: The dead heart
All I can say is try living somewhere else other than America, and if you find you like it better, then stay.
If you want communism or socialism try various parts of Europe, Venezuela, or China. Or stick around until Obama is elected :-)
If you love communism or socialism that is fine. I happen to still go by the motto better dead than red. So I live in the good old USA and try to make a difference everyday in defending and promoting capitalism, individual responsibility, and democracy. It is a hard fight but worth it. And I am optimistic enough to believe that the free love socialistic ex hippies that are now in power will pass and America will again embrace its founding values.
On a side note: If I were from Mozambique I would not say anything about pornography when my country struggles with a child prostitute epidemic.
Oh child prostitute, now I see what going on here. Thank-you Walker, the blame game joao. Did that happen to you growing up joao?"child prostitution.
I'm not familar with your land your from, but I bet I can find out plenty joao! Now walker said there's a problem with child prostitution in your land, so now I like you should run with that and accuse your lands people,"all of them." Accuse them of being a bunch of child molesters and prostitutioist.Start a debate amoung them calling them all kinds of names. Then when I see a large response that I get out of them I start talking about how much they learned from me, I still think your the biggest joke I've seen on two legs, and besides that you DON'T OWN ME!
So I hope you and your people, that believe in child prostitution and owning someone, I hope you have learned your lesson here' and I feel sorry for you.
Christian Walker:It might be great for you to live in capitalism if you're in the top lol... Do you know what happened people from the communist part of Germany back in the end of the cold war when Germany reunified and adopted capitalism ? They tought "wooow what a great system now we see rich people on the streets who drive ferraris and there's really food on the stores :) the huge problem is we'll never have money to buy ferraris or food now..." People really felt a nostalgie for the Communist times and I have lots of articles from those times that reflect what I just said. I don't know which economic system is better.
Child prostitute epidemy is not a major problem here lol.
http://hubpages.com/hub/You-cannot-not-communicate
Like my hub says even silence says something joao,
Child prostitution is a problem in every country actually. It is something all countries must fight against.
oberbreckling: What does your hub say about being ignored ? Perhaps when you're ignored it means you're not having a productive speech.
SweetiePie: Of course it's a problem in every country and we must fight it. We just happen to have much bigger problems in Mozambique to fight against...
Of course you have bigger problems to deal with day to day, but there is still a need to focus on child prostitution in every country. The same goes for the US on this one.
Yup, you're right.
Dear Joa,
I am from Singapore and I just read your article. I will not involve myself with the arguments of others, but I feel the need to ask you some things.
1. It seems that you took issue with the author of a particular hub; why have you created a hub with such an offensive title?
2. Shouldn't you be taking issue with authors of such hubs instead of offending so many other people who had no hand in creating such hubs?
3. Have you come to realize that there are more constructive ways to communicate your personal views and opinions with others?
4. Do you also realize that from an observer's point of view, the title of your hub and its contents is seen as rude and offensive?
Please be reasonable in your future attempts to communicate with others. Think about what you seek to achieve, young man. The best way to change the things that you do not like is to build yourself up to assume a position of responsibility where you would then be able to do something about this world that we live in.
1. Is the title really offensive ? It's nothing compared with "Why Europe can kiss my red white and blue" don't you think ?
2. Although I made this hub to be the complete opposite of that hub I had an issue with, I don't see any lies here. Yes the truth hearts but it's good to know. If he created that hub and no one bothered but me then this should also not bother much..
3. Yes I do realise there are more constructive and effective ways to communicate my personal views but I didn't meant to use them when someone told me to kiss his ass.
4. Nope, I don't see anything rude or offensive here... Seriously...
Joao, if you're going to publish a hub like this, it kinda defeats you're whole air of superiority if it's riddled with spelling an grammatical errors. You're telling us what morons, and how stupid, we are while you're typing it really badly.
First, GW Bush wasn't elected, the oil corporations which own him lied and cheated his way into both terms. His approval rating is the lowest of any president in history. This means most Americans do not agree with anything he does. We know exactly why he invaded the Middle East. He is a national joke and disgrace.
Pornography? This is a world-wide phenomenon, not invented here, and not revolutionized here (any more than anywhere else), but used by everyone, and if you say you've never visited a porn site -American or otherwise- you're a liar.
McDonald's (one "n" not two)? You're absolutely right on that account. As far as I'm concerned, all fast food is a testament to how lazy and stupid so many Americans can be. But, isn't it interesting how quickly it's spreading around the world?
There is a lot wrong with America, just as there is a lot which is right, and had you had the intelligence to do just an iota of research, you could have really skewered us. As it is, you resorted to tired, ignorant, hateful cliches.
What this hub has done is display your lack of intelligence and imagination... like a shining beacon for all of us to see. Good job!
Constant Walker, I'm sorry I might have missed somethings in the spell checker but please understand that English is not my first language (or second..).
GW Bush got about 51% of the votes didn't he ?
Not really; If you google about the history of porn you'll see that it all started in the US (the first magazines, movies, etc);
Well it's not too hard to spread the word with those TV commercials and huge burgers that make all kids want to try one... I bet on you on how more than 75% of big fat people sitting at McDonnalds have a low IQ and will come back there. It's addictive for them.
Now he's saying heavy set folks have a low IQ, joao your never gonna win your arguments that way!
This is not an argument and the discussion ended a long time ago. This is parallel talking can't we ?
And don't put words in my mouth. Compare our sentences and see if they match. You're just looking for trouble aren't you ?
Sorry, Ober (and I can't believe I'm saying this) but he's probably right there, too. I mean, how much heavy-thinking is someone doing while they're eating themselves into such a state that hey can barely (or in some cases CAN'T) walk?
Bush did NOT get 51% of the votes - more lies, cheating and deceit.
OK, the US made porn easily accessable, and the rest of the world IMMEDIATELY followed. You're welcome!
However... as much as I (as an American) would like to take credit for porn, if you look up pornography on Wikipedia, you'll see it was brought into it's present state during the Victorian Era: THE UK!!! So go find a hubber from the UK and bitch to him about the current state of rampant porn. ...If he DOESN'T tell you "Fuck off queer!" I'll give you fifty bucks.
Bad grammer, everyone will overlook - especially if you're foreign. Bad spelling? No excuse. Use your spell-check. The least you can do, while you're calling us morons and stupid and bitching about porn is to spell the damned insults correctly.
http://hubpages.com/_1rqj15nlrha3s/hub/HEY-AMERICA
might wanna look at this
Blah blah blah.... At the end of the day, this is good old fashioned HATE SPEECH. Period. Doesn't matter who is right or who is wrong... When freedom of speech results in hate and anger, then no one is right or wrong.
hate speech is hate speech. What is really sad here is that this has received as much attention as it has. I can honestly not believe that I have permitted myself to be sucked into this ridiculous diatribe, but as a non-partial observer and moderator of social consciousness I decided I'd toss in my two cents worth; which is more than it deserves.
The truth to this topic is at the following URL:http://hubpages.com/_1rqj15nlrha3s/hub/HEY-AMERICA
i hope you enjoy the non-ignorance!
R.Martin, I'm glad you joined. Someone has to be a voice of reason and balance. You're much better at it than me... all I can do is try to throw in a little locker-room humor. This, at least, gives ME a giggle.
Hover, this hub was posted as a response to another hub, which was actually posted in response to yet another rude, anti-American hub (by Isabella Snow). Yours, I believe, makes it the 4th in the string.
Sadly, what is happening, is that instead of HubPages' international community coming together as writers, we seem to be drifting farther apart.
We all need to stop doing this, and I am certainly not saying I'm an innocent by-stander, I was just as angry as anyone else. But, look at us: We are spewing ignorant, stereotypical hatred at each other. I would like to think we are better than this.
Let's just all stop.
Learn the truth about mr.joaojeronima,how come he is so darn happy to be living in the good ole usa.
it's long but cool
Woow thanks guys :)
I thought I was the only moron here... I mean.. I make a hub to talk about the way I see things and not people are making hubs about me and my home town :) Thanks guys that means a lot to me :) I didn't expect it to be so nice like this :) Joining hub pages was the best I did :)
Again this poor MR. joaojeronimo has got it all wrong. My hub is about truth. Not about you. But, thanks to your hub I was inspired to write mine to correct the falsehoods. I should be thanking you.
Good joao you won't mind me posting here again then to show american's a hub about you the oh, i mean a hub about your hometown
http://hubpages.com/hub/Facts-about-Joaos-home-tow
~cool~ cya!
Who are you to tell the truth lol ? Yeah I don't mind you making fun o of my family oberbreckling, since your debating skills only allow you to call people names, draw caricatures and make fun of others surrounding me because you will never hit me... Ohh humm you might want to change that pic of "joao's Brother" into a sister.. I only have a sister ok ?
And you should come here to enjoy a bit of this paradise, see if it makes you better... I'm sure you'll come back relaxed and never lose yourself again making fun of people to try to win a debate...
Thanks for the hubs guys :)
I already told you I don't debate but I like to pass the word Buddy!
~cool~ cya!
Yeah I've seen that since I published this hub.. you have some problems in discussing topics specially when it looks like you could lose points so you get.. I dunno.. something and start calling names and making fun of people trough hubs... And I thought I was the moron here :)
Mr. joaojeronimo has finally wrote back to my hub.http://hubpages.com/hub/HEY-AMERICANS--Time-to-tel
But he has yet to "debate" the facts. Because he is wrong! He has only done what he is accuseing oberbreckling of doing. Trying to make fun of something he has no idea of. When someone calls him out and tells the truth he runs for cover!
Not really hoverdawg72, the reason why I have not debated the ""facts"" yet is that I simply didn't read your hub, and will not. Go on enlarge your american ego and celebrate it with your people, you guys really need it. But I'm not in that context. I have a different definition for facts and it's clearly not the same as you. I don't believe in crappy dogmas that the government wants you to believe. But now serious are you paid by the government to do this sort of stuff ?
But I'm glad you agreed that oberbreckling makes fun of things he doesn't have an idea of.
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your to funny joao stop I can't take it Buddy
~cool~ cya!
As you can tell. Mr. joaojeronimo is scared to debate me or even read the hub. Which tells me without a doubt that he now understands that I have ripped his ass up. And no I am not paid by the government. Nor would I take money if they offered. Now stop trying to change the subject so I can give you a good thrashing on the propagandic lies you are spreading.
Yeah you guys crack me up too lol...
oberbreckling looks like those big guys who look for trouble but then when many other big guys get around him he starts laughing till he can run away lol...
hoverdawg72 looks like the kind of big guys on a bar that try to get people to stand up and fight with him but he's getting no attention then he starts to call people of scared and "you know deep down I'll rip you ass up" and crap like that...
Sorry folks, not playing your game. I might give my cousin the password to this account so you 3 can have fun here...
I just want you to stand up and explain yourself. If you want to defile America, then be ready to back it up. That's all I'm saying. I don't want to "play games" or piss you off. I just want you to explain why? Even though I have told you the HISTORICAL FACTS as presented in schools around the world. Japan, Australia, Guam, Germany, Great Britian, etc. I've been there! I don't want to be hateful. But you need to understand that I/we are not going to let someone just attack us and not give any reason. thank you
If you don't want to play games and piss me off or be hateful, then why are you doing and being that ? We've been talking about this subject since 4 or 3 days ago here, we even reached agreements. Now you just show up with hubs that make fun of me and my family and expect me to stand up and explain myself there ? I just did that here, it was long and it was hard! Read this hub, read everyone's comments and if you're not satisfied then just don't be. You want me to go to your hubs where you can delete my comments if you want to, and make the discussion in your favour. We discussed this subject very well here.
Go find someone else to play this games, it seams that my cousin is not interested in it...
I've not siad one thing about your family! You have me confused with someone else. I have posted every comment you and everybody else has made.!!!
I was talking about you and oberbreckling, the only ones who insist with this.
Yeah you have so far but what about when I start to get a point ? I've had past experiences on debating in hubs by people who don't agree with me and it ends like always, the one who owns the hub speaks louder and wins.
I have debated this topic and I did stand up and explained myself and my points of view. Which makes me wonder... if we even reached agreements here and I even made friends the only reason you're trying to tease me and make me want to come into your hub is to make you score hub points and adsense views -_-... Already told you, I'll not play your game.
Hey joao I've met your cousin too yall look alike,but I don't have the time to debate with you,I would rather spend my time showing you how much of a moron you are,just remember it's working you said it yourself earlier if you can read read your comments from this morning you said it yourself I'm a moron and I'm not making fun of your family.I was just showing how tuff it is for folks on that side of the world compared to here buddy.
I will post what you say no matter if you rip me or I rip you. You may not like me. But I am fair. I will never delete a post unless it is vulger. I will treat you fairly, i only expect the same. thank you
Yeah oberbreckling you can tell me everything make fun of me show me that I'm a moron and if that makes you happy then go on with it :) I may say whatever I want about me and if saying I'm a moron make you happy, then cool :) I just thought you could see that I don't have a weak personality to be affected by the things that you say or the things I say to fool you... YES in this side it's hard and perhaps this is why folks here are mentally strong and don't play this games you want me to play... You should come here, you'd have a great lesson to learn... And these words are from someone who wishes you could be a better person.
hoverdawg72: That's nice of you.
A joao don't hurt yourself now
http://hubpages.com/hub/Facts-about-Joaos-home-tow
more on joao's home life the way he lives the way he grew up check it out it's very interesting to see what kind of life him and his family must live.it's just a terrible thing how bitter you are to someone lending a hand buddy
Yayy you don't have anything more to say so you spam with your hub's adress lol... You look like you're selling a product LOL and I'm leaving that there just so that people can see how far you can go lol... This is nasty, you're not doing this because of pride or anything, you're doing this for money on adsense!
Hey hoverdawg72 he's needing your help here... Come quick before he embarrasses himself more...
I did forget to mention did you know in joao's country cildren age 7 to 18 most don't attend school it is sad when the front door of your school is falling off and toliets don't flush the lights don't turn on parents in joao's world have tough choices to make regarding their families it is a shame
well you said I could put that url there but if you don't want the truth to come out that's fine I won't do it anymore
Yes it is a shame and you can make fun of it proving you don't have a heart and a brain... If I were you I would stop the self-embarrassment... Seriously...
The way you spam here is childish and I leave it so people can see the way you are...
well one more thing then joao hey folks did you know that the police dept. sucks so bad that the citizens including joao's friends are running around and lynching other folks in their community because everyone owe's them
Yayyy oberbreckling that was so funny :D
Instead of a comment, I responded to this through a hub:
This all makes me really sad
I can't believe some of you. Making excuses? I am as peaceful as they come, but I can't stand my fellow Americans joining in on this guys foolish articles. He lives in Mozambique, how much does he really know about our country? Probably about as much as we know about his. I can see why our image may be diluted by actions of the government, but if you sit on your butt at your computer and join in on these comments then you are a lame individual and should question your own individuality as an American.
joaojeronimo, you are a judgmental coward.
dont give this loser anymore little hubhits.
Peace.
Oh yeah, not angry at you, just dont care to be viewed in that stereotypical manner. Can you feel the patriotism?
A your commenting
Hey joao your home town is on the front page of hubpages HaHha,should of never opened your big mouth.I think we could of respected what you had to say if you would had done it different,sorry I had to do that one buddy.
This entire thing has gotten out of hand. One rude hub, by Isabella Snow, has spawned four or five more. Funnebone's hub tried to respond with a sense of humor, then those that followed - this one and the responses to it - are nothing but ignorant, hateful and cruel.
Don't any of you have anything better to think about or write about?
Ober, wouldn't a hub about the tragedies of Joao's country, offering a possible explination as to why he's so angry at America been a better use of your time... and creativity? What have you gained by trying to shame and embarrass this person, another enemy?
Well big mouth I don't see you jumping to write that hub walker why don't you get right on that if you mean it ass hole
First of all walker read the article before you comment the whole article is about what you said I need to write on a new hub about and besides that I have other hubs on the front page too.yes I am busy."uh let's see" you have not written anything in over a week.It sounds like a new article that you seem to have alot of passionate feeling's about I bet you could write one and maybe get on the front page too.Snicker,snicker
Because I'm not obsessed with Joao and his country,... but I have been thinking about doing just that.
Your name-calling only makes you appear untelligent, and further proves Joao's point. You're playing right into his hands... and he's laughing and loving it the whole time.
First; I have a life, so I only write a hub about once a week. Second; how often I do or don't write is not your concern. And last; some of the tags in that hub were "stupid" "loser" and "idiot."
Walker, I could go on and on about different countries and the people that live in them. I don't, but he has done that. I would not because I know there's going to be someone who is going to prove me wrong.When you play the way your telling it,he assumes that he has proven his point.Read his comments, I thoght I settled this with the other people.(other's meaning the people who have decided to just leave it alone).Really all that your showing is that you don't have any fighting spirit.You don't own hubpages,and you don't have to read any of this.You are here commenting though.So like joao.I will tell you how it is.There's no name calling here at all,and not any (unteligent) here niether.Besides I'm a nobody to you here at hubpages.I've seen your comments and hubs,but you never seen mine until now.So don't come to me and start something with me. Just go ahead with your hubs about music and performers.Stay out of it!
Not trying to start anything. The name calling was from you: "big mouth" and "ass hole." Check above. And I am through commenting on this hub. It's tiring and accomplishes nothing.
But you're wrong about me not seeing any of your hubs, I have.
Constant, I agree with you that this has gotten way out of hand. Nothing positive has come out of this at all. The Internet has the potential to foster communication and understanding, but it also can be used as a weapon as it is being used now.
Thank you. I hope all of these hate hubs are taken down.
I've noticed that the one which started all of this is now gone. If she did that, it is to her credit. If it was deleted, good riddance.
I also thought of deleting this because it really got stupid but then I think that I could use it to laugh at people some time later then I just can't click the "DELETE" button lol...
I've seldom met a person who doesn't love their homeland. Have pride in your homeland, have respect for others. It's that simple. - David
"Well spoken, sir." --The Princess Bride
Whatever happened to the warm, loving and fun filled Hub community that nurtured good writing and ignored the stuff that did not please them. A flower or a weed can only grow if nutured, the nurture can be good water and food or it can be garbage but both these can nurture. Lets ignore the stuff we dont like and stop yapping at each other. Lets all get civilised, polite and treat each other with respect.
If you ignore something it will eventually go away.
We already live in a world wounded by suspicion, hatred and hardship. Do we really need to make it worse than it already is?
I would like to think that education, knowledge and literacy can be put to better use by trying to heal our world and make it a better place for all of us to live in.
I would like to believe that there are no strangers; only friends we have yet to meet.
Provocation and retaliation breed further provocation and retaliation.
I dare not imagine what children would think if they were to ever see these comments.
I may be wrong, but I don't believe it was Americans who tortured, raped and killed thousands of people in Iraq under Saddam Hussein, and I know for a fact that it wasn't Americans that flew three airplanes into the WTC, or Americans who killed and tortured thousands of Jews in Germany, or Americans who grow most of the heroin poppies and coca plants that make the illegal shit that is smuggled into this country to KILL American children! You have every right to hate us, as we have every right to hate you, and right now...you aren't making any friends here.
I just painted my nude body like a bald eagle and am singing God Bless America while standing on Mozambique on my world map throw rug
why don't you all meet in the playground after school and settle this like "real men?"
People see in America and Americans what they want to see. If you see America as all bad, or (much more rare nowadays), all good, then that says much more about you than it does about the US.
Funnebone and Jreuter, I wasn't gonna come back to this hub, but then saw you two had commented and had to see!! Glad I did. Too funny. Now, Funne, do the testicle-tuck and say "I'd do me." in your best Buffalo-Bob voice.
haha, that's really funny. Maybe this hub has some potential yet!
And what's wrong with Southpark again?
LOL...thank you so much for the laugh. Americans consider themselves Kings of the world, I would imagine, about as much as you consider yourself a writer. How many Americans do you actually KNOW? I'm guessing none. Tell me again How the USSR "Saved" WWII?
The comments MAKE the hub, they are hillarious. I'm sure going to check back on this one.
There's a lot of opinions on this hub! The most important one is that we are human beings and we should learn to get along with different, nations, tribes and people.
I think there are very educated points made by Hexxor or rather actual facts.
As for great Americans like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. he was assassinated by this government.
As for this post "I may be wrong, but I don't believe it was Americans who tortured, raped and killed thousands of people in Iraq under Saddam Hussein, and I know for a fact that it wasn't Americans that flew three airplanes into the WTC, or Americans who killed and tortured thousands of Jews in Germany, or Americans who grow most of the heroin poppies and coca plants that make the illegal shit that is smuggled into this country to KILL American children! You have every right to hate us, as we have every right to hate you, and right now...you aren't making any friends here."
Actually you are wrong. There is overwhelming evidence of heroin being smuggled here by the U.S. Gov and there is a whole lot of evidence that we did in fact plan the attack of the world trade center. Saddam Hussein has probably done equal amounts of torture and rape as we have.
I want to state here again that the biggest need is to unite as humans. With that it is important for us U.S. citizens to take back our government!
I know what I said is controversial but it is not without merit. Many chemists, scientists, eyewitnesses all have their own websites/documentaries explaining how WTC went down due to other reasons aside from the airplanes. It is actually well known.
It is supposedly unpatriotic to speak about it, probably why there are not more posts. Also check out winter soldier, a conference after the veterans of this Iraq war came back and gave speeches on some of the horrible things they were asked to do.
Additionally the government paid RAND corp. has concluded that about 12,000 soldiers a year that come back attempt suicide and 6,000 a year post Iraq are successful.
Sorry if this is not a humorous post.
I believe what makes the U.S. great is how people have stood up and made changes through grassroots organizing.
I have another theory about the diversity in free speech here but perhaps I should state it in a separate hub.
Can we end this now ?
I think the majority of people who disagree with this hub would be happy to 'end this' if you added a statement to this hub that acknowledges that this hub is a stereotype of Americans. Some of what you said may apply to some Americans, but not to every single American within the U.S.
For example:
"25% of your homeless people are ex veterans!
In the US people traumatised and feel useless after serving their country!
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT AWARE OF THOSE REASONS and I'm not wasting more than 5 min on showing you how stupid you are, so this ends at reason 15 but could go a lot further."
I agree with the first two things you said. America does need a new (mental and physical) health care system especially for our vets. But, while some people in America don't care about politics, there are a lot of people who do care and actively try to change policies.
I don't have time to go over everything you said - basically, you have some points but they are wasted when you generalize or stereotype.
Blackbird, I explained well that the only purpose this hub was written was to be the exact opposite of funnebone's hub. I realize I generalized things, but so has funnebone when he made it look like the US is the best of the world and Americans are great. He also sure has some points there, but also wasted when he says ALL americans are great. I did the exact opposite, and have said this many times before.
Heh. Americans, Europeans, whatever. Everyone, everywhere sucks. Nationality doesn't make one human less disgusting than the next.





































mattd241 says:
2 years ago
I'm with you brother! Down with the stupid Americans who provide money and support to your government!
We have nothing to be proud of, having given your sorry ass our dollars and aid that could be spent on our own people and infrastructure. I certainly hope you expend as much energy convincing your government how stupid we are for providing the following:
Following Mozambique's severe flooding and cyclones in March 2000, the U.S. Congress provided $137 million in emergency funding to speed Mozambique’s recovery. USAID channeled these funds into projects to rebuild damaged infrastructure such as roads, bridges and the Limpopo rail corridor, to provide emergency recovery grants to 106,000 families, and to finance loans to agricultural and commercial enterprises in the affected area. In addition, USAID helped Mozambique improve its disaster preparedness and response capabilities in order to reduce the degree of severity of future natural disasters.
USAID assistance to Mozambique began during the decade following independence with sporadic humanitarian responses to natural disasters. In 1984, USAID initiated significant emergency food assistance and a policy reform-based commodity import program; and in 1986 began activities to improve Mozambican transport infrastructure of regional importance.
Beginning in 1989, within the context of broad Government of the Republic of Mozambique reforms, the USAID program grew to include new policy reform activities focused on liberalizing and privatizing agricultural production and food markets. USAID also implemented projects that provided training and technical assistance to advance economic and political reforms as well as improvements in maternal and child health.
In response to the 1991-92 southern Africa droughts, USAID's substantial food and other assistance saved lives and mitigated suffering in Mozambique.
When the 1992 Mozambique Peace Agreement ended 16 years of civil war, USAID began a war-to-peace transition program which continued to respond to emergency needs resulting from war and drought but also supported the peace process and the reintegration of Mozambicans into productive social and economic activities. This program included support for demobilization, demining, elections, rehabilitation of roads and bridges, and the provision of seeds, tools, and health services to millions of Mozambicans displaced or affected by war and drought.