Anorexics and Alabama are annoying and stupid but they make me laugh

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By Phoebers Mcbebers

It use to bum me out, but now it just fuels me.....

I don't need a straight jacket or anything....I just like to act like a nutball....it's not my fault, insanity is contagious...I've been around some real wingnuts....
I don't need a straight jacket or anything....I just like to act like a nutball....it's not my fault, insanity is contagious...I've been around some real wingnuts....

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Anorexics are stupid because when you don't eat, your brain literally starves. How smart can you be when your noodle has no fuel? Eat a freakin' banana...they are awesome for you and do not make you fat. And shut the fuck up about food...If you don't want to enjoy a basic pleasure in life, that's fine...but don't act like a total twat and ruin my lunch. I don't want to talk about my food when I'm eating it...I wanna eat it. Anorexia is nothing more than a pure ploy for attention....yes, it is a real mental disease, ( I AM NO DOCTOR) ....but, man those I've had to be around sure were pathetic idiots needing nothing more than a good kick in the arse. I would like to express my feelings to them now....Life is simple.....EAT...exercise...sleep...love...think....dream....crap....work.....repeat. If you are unhappy, It is no one else's fault but your own. If obsessively controlling the amount of food you eat makes you feel in control of your life, I really feel sorry for you. Food = Life.....Anyone that doesn't want to eat is a miserable human that refuses to go forward in life......THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD that would love to eat, but can't....It's heartbreaking,
Alabama is stupid because of the people that live there...not all the people...calm down...just speaking of the dumbass anorexics from there that I knew personally and just some backward ass people in general......Example of the backwardness of the State of Alabama: You can not buy beer/ alcohol on Sunday......BUT, you can surely buy it all you jolly well want all freakin night long during the week....So, better to get shit faced blasted at 4:38 A.M. on a Tuesday as long as it's not the Lord's day? ....Pa-leeeeeze ..how retarded......Only in the last 5 years has the State of Alabama required driver's to have car insurance.....you wouldn't believe all the ghetto ass hooptie pieces of crap on the roads down there....It's scary.....Also, the small minded idiots in the small town I grew up in are so f'ing clueless how big the universe really is.....The mentality is Billy jo Bob scored a touch down last night....Roll tide...War Eagle...If you ain't from around these parts..you ain't no good....I don't even want to think about their accents and how loosely they use the "N" word........sad, pathetic, idiots....I do not recommend the State of Alabama for "vaca"...until they evolve as intelligent creatures, avoid that part of the South all together....
Anyways all this brings me to using humor as a defense mechanism. It's funny how wackos, wingnuts, dickheads, idiots, racists, morons, evil step mothers and her 3 nasty ANOREXIC daughters can make you see the lighter side of life. Thank you to you all.

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Paul Edmondson  says:
2 years ago

I think it's hard to expect ill people to respond rationally. I share the frustration and have struggled with how to interact with mentally sick people.

My feeling is if you're sick, take your medicine, if you are starving yourself, eat. It turns out for the ill people it's not that simple.

A close anorexic friend of mine when I was younger recieved a box of sausage from her grandfather for Christmas. Do you think she ate them?

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Phoebers Mcbebers  says:
2 years ago

I didn't write this to help people with eating disorders....I am sharing my personal experience and opinions.

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Maddie Ruud  says:
17 months ago

I find this extremely offensive. Try telling cancer patients how stupid they're being, and see what kind of reaction you get.

Gstar  says:
9 months ago

I made a note on facebook and got flamed for being pissed at the stupidity of anorexics that were NOT biologically/physiologically driven

Loved your post !

Wietske  says:
6 months ago

That was a good comment Maddie. To make it more clear to you: Stay out of the sun, don't eat anything with chemicals in it, don't smoke, check yourself regulary!

If you might have the tendency to be anorexic evoid this: - Peoply who try to control you- Move or run away from home because your family is troubled- Make sure that you won't be teased or ridiculed on size or weight (Well I guess that means you can't eat all you like)- Don't watch tv, surf on the internet nor read books or magazines. - And he.. kill yourself when you find out you have a bigger tendency than normal people to get anorexia if it's biological.

It's easy to judge people when you don't know the facts and even if you do: It's easy to judge people when you yourself have never been in that situation before!Try to think about what you post next time!

Gods Bless

Suzanne  says:
2 months ago

This post just really makes me sad for you, the author....As an anorexic I can't begin to tell you how hurt I am by reading this...you call us stupid, and using anorexia as a means to get attention. I really think you should educate yourself on this disease BEFORE you ever write something about it again....first of all most anorexics hide there problem and do not speak of it at all....me personallly, I wore sweaters all the time to hide my wasting away body...82 pounds. In NO way was I trying to get attention, if I were then I would make a spectacle of myself and talk about my problem all the time....something I never did. Your comment on how we are stupid really upsets me. THink about it, if your mom or close friend had anorexia I think you would feel VERY different about this subject. I really hope you realize how hurtful your words are...I'm not angry at you...I just feel sad for you that you have absolutely no idea what I go througheach and every day trying to survive, yet you say these awful things...I pray that you will one day mature and regret writng thes hateful things. God bless

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