Another One Of My Favourite Funniest Jokes

The Blondes & The Astronauts

Two blonde women sitting in a bar over-hear a conversation between two men. They walk over to them and as they do, they hear one of the men say to the other: "I can't wait until NASA figures out how to land on Pluto!"

Hearing this one of the blondes asks, "Are you astronauts?"

One of the gentleman replies, "Yes, yes we are"

The other blonde asks, "Oh yeah, so where have you been?"

"We've been to Mars, the Moon & Venus!" The second guy answers.

The girls both laugh. "What's so funny?" Ask the men.

"Well, we're gonna land on the Sun one day!" They explain.

"You can't do that! You'll melt!" The men exclaim.

"Don't be silly! You think us blondes are dumb, don't you?! We're gonna go at NIGHT!"

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