Arab Girls Now Wearing Dissolving Bras
66The Swedish underwear manufacturer Yohnsen Yohnsen & Yohnsen has come out with a new bra designed specifically for Arab girls. The new bra is dissovlvable instantly by way of a chemical compound which melts the bra upon hearing the words "O Allah!" The bra 'hears' the words by way of a tiny micro-chip inserted in the lining.
When the bra is activated thusly, it melts away in seconds, allowing the Arab girl to reveal her beautiful breasts to an admirer for purposes unspecified.
Yohnsen Yohnsen & Yohnsen spokesman Urmi Wormms said:
"We are targeting the Arab girls of the middle east because our research has found them to be heavily laden with enormous breasts and in this way we can test market the dissolving properties of the bra on boobies that will truly give us a good idea of how well the chemical works.
The bra-dissolving ingredient is harmelss to the skin of the busty Arab woman who wears it, however it will be slightly poisonous should anyone touch their tongue to the breasts within the first minute of the bra dissolving. Therefore the bra comes with a warning written in Arabic saying that unless the Arab woman wishes to kill her admirer, she should tell him not to suck or come in contact with her nipples until one minute has elapsed.
Of course, some Arab women are so sexy they are bothered by unwanted advances by men who want their bodies, and in this case the poison on the boobs will do away with the attacker post haste.
So it is also a great anti-molestation device as well.
We think many Arab women will like both features.
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Comments
Funny stuff, and I agree with Jim 10 that this could potentially be abused by the Arab males, atlhough the results could be quite amusing. (Mind you, is this for real as I notice it is categorized under "Fake Documentaries"?)
Funny stuf
Weird.
nice! I would probably ask my GF to wear one. :P
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jim10 says:
2 months ago
Wow! That sounds awesome. I can't wait till we get them here in the U.S. My only concern is that the word should probably be chosen by the wearer somehow. I would expect that lots of Arab males would be yelling the words O Allah! all of the time to get a wonderful reaction out of someone.