Arab Girls Wearing Tongue Extensions?

For thousands of years Arab girls have been known to have a kissing technique that is unrivaled amongst women everywhere.

Evidence the existence of the Arab 'harem' whereby Sheiks and Emirs have been known to collect up to fifty or more Arab girls--not for the purpose of procreation necessarily, but rather for the chance to experience kissing like no other on the planet.

Sexologist Barney Frank from Boston University says:

"We suspected that Arab girls were using an unfair advantage to put themselves at the top of sexy kissers but until now have never been able to prove it.

However I recently disguised myself as a young Arab girl and snuck into the harem of Sheik Omar Omen in Oman and asked some of the other gals to open their mouths so I could count their molars--a popular game amongst harem girls--and when they did almost everyone of them had a rubber-like tongue extender, made so perfectly real that you can't tell it's rubber until you grab it and pull it off."

Frank apparently found that not ALL Arab girls wear tongue extensions when he tried to pull a tongue that was real. He was ejected from the harem and his license to belly dance revoked by the Arab League of Decency--a decison he is still appealing.