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Are Elven Men Attractive?

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By shibashake


Do you think Elven men are attractive?

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Previous research shows that women have a preference for the manly face. However, this may be changing.

Tolkien introduced and Peter Jackson popularized the feminine faced elven men that are not only wise and beautiful, but also possess great battle prowess and immortality.

In further support of the feminized face lobby, Japanese anime has given us a generation of bishonen/bidanshi: feminine faced, bad-ass guys with big passions, big swords, and the ability to slice and dice their way to ruling the world, or at least Japan.

This is in contrast to the evolutionary viewpoint, in which a manly face indicates aggression, dominance, and strength while a feminized face (clean shaven, less pronounced cheekbones) is associated with honesty, warmth, and cooperation - good traits for a long term partner, but not the macho hero or rogue that women dream about.


THE LORD OF THE RINGS POSTER MOVIE NEW LEGOLAS 2 3591. From Amazon.com


Era of the Elven Men?

Traditionally, males with feminine features are portrayed by Hollywood as ineffective, submissive, and comical; often with homosexual tendencies. Some examples include Braveheart and Stargate.

But thanks to Tolkien and Peter Jackson, the feminized featured elven men have made a comeback.

The long flowing gold locks and baby smooth face of Legolas in Lord of the Rings, have made many a heart throb. These elven men are not only beautiful, but they can kill faster than a dwarf, are wise and magical, and can live pretty much forever.

These sentiments are echoed in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight and Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire that sported smooth faced, finely featured vampires with superhuman physical and mental abilities, in addition to an immortal life.

Twilight - 11 x 17 Movie Poster - Style E. From Amazon.com
Twilight - 11 x 17 Movie Poster - Style E. From Amazon.com

Nakago from Fushigi Yuugi. Art by ShibaShake.
Nakago from Fushigi Yuugi. Art by ShibaShake.

The Elven Looking Men of Anime

Then there are the elven looking bad-ass men of anime.

They are lean, they are mean, and they kick enormous amounts of ass.

Who are these bad boys?

Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII, Dark Schneider from Bastard!, Nakago from Fushigi Yuugi, Zechs Merquise from Gundam Wing, and many many more.

These guys are not just bad - they are Snow Crash bad.


Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.

Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into Raven.

~~ [Excerpt from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash]

Such characters do a lot to dispell the traditional/evolutionary notion that a male with feminized or elven facial features is incapable of dominance, strength, and leadership.

As more and more of these depictions of strong elven males make their way into our culture, preferences will likely change to value the more elven male face not only as a care-provider, but also as a viable dominant hero archtype.

Michael Jackson may have had the right idea after all!


Twilight People Poster Print, 24x36. From Amazon.com
Twilight People Poster Print, 24x36. From Amazon.com

The Androgenous Look is In

In the 1960s and 70s, Yves Saint-Laurent popularized the androgenous look in women's fashion.

Today, it has become socially acceptable for women to wear "men's clothing" (pants, suits, shirts). In fact, it is more socially acceptable for women to look like men ("tomboy") than vice versa ("girly").

Conditions, however, may slowly be changing.

A recent study at Northumbria University found that women rated the most attractive male face as those with a stubble or light beard. Even though women still associate dominance and aggression with facial hair, and appeasement and sexual immaturity with clean-shaven men; their preference is for a male that is clearly mature, but not too masculine.

It will be interesting to carry out the same studies among women who either love the Lord of the Rings movies or Japanese anime. Perhaps the results there will be skewed more towards clean-shaven elven men.


Twilight (Edward, Dark) Movie Poster Print - 24" X 36". From Amazon.com
Twilight (Edward, Dark) Movie Poster Print - 24" X 36". From Amazon.com

Facial Feminization Surgery?

Yes guys, this is an option.

Facial feminization surgery (FFS) is an established surgical procedure for altering a human face so as to bring it closer to the feminine ideal. Currently it is utilized primarily by women and transgender people, but who knows; when sentiment shifts greatly towards the feminized elven male face, it may become popular with the general male population.

So start saving up guys, and start doing some research. Get in on this future trend to be a girl magnet!

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rchicaferro  says:
6 months ago

Thank goodness I'm clean shaven!! Now, if I can just clip these pointy ears!!

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lafenty  says:
6 months ago

Could it be that Elves were the metrosexuals of their day?

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Tom Rubenoff  says:
6 months ago

I envision Tolkien's elves differently than anyone pictured here. According to that author, the elven women were beautiful beyond compare, though eons old. The male elves seemed to be a little more vulnerable to the ravages of time despite their immortality. All Tolkien's elves suffered the sadness of knowing they must eventually give up the home they loved for so many thousands of years. As the character, Sam Gamgee, said, "They seem rather above our likes and dislikes." So far, neither art nor special effect nor make-up has matched my imagination.

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kerryg  says:
6 months ago

"clearly mature, but not too masculine"

Yup, that about covers it! *g*

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

lol rchicaferro - A Benji with pointy ears :D Now that is an interesting image!

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

lol lafenty. I don't think so, but maybe if they moved to New York and started working at Wall Street ... :)

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

Tom, what an interesting perspective. I have not read my Tolkein in a while, but I always thought of them *all* as being somewhat vulnerable. I think it is the older elves and the leader elves (Elrond, Galadriel) that feel more of the sadness, longing, and responsibility of their race. So I suppose I do not see it as a male-female thing the way that you do.

I think Peter Jackson did a pretty good job in portraying the elven male. I enjoyed much of it :)

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

Haha kerryg! I actually prefer the more feminine look. Would love to get my hands on one of those elven men! :D

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frogdropping  says:
6 months ago

Shiba - yup ... elven men are attractive :)

Really well written Shiba. Enjoyed this very much. Rated up my dear!

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

lol - but we all know that Dragons are truly the ones that are MOST attractive. Elven men only come in a far second ;)

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Janetta  says:
6 months ago

Well, I'll take Orlando Bloom anyway he wants to look :) as for the rest...I think I go for more manly, but my tastes kind of vary. How ya been Shiba, dear?? I've been so caught up in this challenge, I haven't been around as much as I would like. :( But, anyway, nice hub (I like the man candy ones hehe) :D

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Paper Moon  says:
6 months ago

@ tom. The female elf Arwen in the recent lord of the rings movies was hot beyond compare!

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

Hi Janetta. I have been doing well. Been a bit obsessed on cleaning up my old hubs. Some of them are terrible! - lol.

How is the Hub Challenge going? You must pamper yourself to a vacation after this! :)

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Janetta  says:
6 months ago

I've almost finished my 30, shiba--I just published #24. i think i will be taking a hubbing break for a bit when I'm done :)

nazishnasim  says:
6 months ago

Elven men are definitely COOL ... I read through it whole. What a topic to write about and all the time I wondered why I hated men with beards! Yuck! Now I know I know better! :D

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

Hey Janetta. #24 - you are way ahead of schedule! You were an A+ student in school weren't you? ;) You go girl!

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shibashake  says:
6 months ago

lol nazishnasim - love that profile picture. Can't say I like too much hair on my men, but I sure love hair on my dogs :D

Wonder why that is ... maybe we humans have hair envy :)

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