Men are from Mars
64Men Are From Mars
Are Men Really From Mars
Are men really from Mars? Yes Men really are from Mars. Why? Let's look at the practicality of men really being from Mars as fact taking in all of the specifications of the planet.
Just recently, scientists have found evidence that at one time life use to exist on Mars. The scientists found what appeared to be water craters on the "Red Planet." Unless there is a sports game going on in your home, the existence of a man is questionable. What does it take to bring signs of life from a man? A big screen HD television may do the job but then the sense of sight and hearing is mobilized but what about the rest of his body? The scientists should take a second look at the planet Mars and check for cable cords running from the water craters.
That paragraph was not saying that men are lifeless creatures from Mars that needs to be jolted like the economy with a big screen HD television. The task of keeping families together has landed on the woman in the family. More often than not, it is she who has to put life into her man with a trip to the groceries to pick up milk and bread. But if you could put a bunch of these men together at the Super Bowl, you would see energy that you thought was not there. Men passion for sports is synomous with the Roman Gladiators of the past. Since Mars have been in space forever, those wives and girlfriends also had to deal with figuring out how to jolt excitement in the men from Mars.
About the Planet Mars
The planet Mars is named after the Roman God of War. War is not a bad thing for men to be symbolized with because wars are needed to solve conflict and to protect. However, when the warring hits home and turns into domestic abuse or violence then the God of War takes on a different forage. Women are naturally gentle and nuturing people. A few heated words in arguments are normal in a relationship but when violence gets involved then it is time to seek counseling or to dissolve the relationship for safety sake.
When these God of Wars are viewing a football game, no harm is done but just keep the tackling on the football field. Football is a contact sport but the only contact sport that a woman looks forward to is a little cuddling, loving and helping out with the family. No one wants to see the "Red Planet" fury demonstrated in their homes and workplaces.
The planet Mars as mentioned has craters like the moon. The Moon sometimes looks like it is smiling down upon us in the quietness of the night sky. However the planet Mars have craters but unlike the moon it has the fury hue of red. The color red can symbolize passion as well as fury and the former will be most appreciative for the woman instead of the latter.
Mars seaonal and rotational periods are similar to the earth. Mars has the liklihood of life because of its similarities to earth. Remnants of water trails have to found on Mars that very well could have sustained life. To test whether men are really from Mars, check them out on Earth and see how you are faring. Earth has the changing of seasons and rotates afterall just like Mars. It would seem that men would act the same way on Mars as they do on Earth.
So women it is still up to the feminine species to keep the planet spinning positively so the happiness factor can work. A trip to the Space museum would show that the surface of Mars is in fact red and very rocky. Earth has rocky areas also and it is up to women to interact with men in such a manner for smooth communications. Earth is a beautiful planet not so much for the geographical features but because of the people who inhabits its land. Men really are from Mars, it is up to us women earthlings to tell them that everything will be okay if their team wins or lose. The earth keeps right on turning regardless of which team wins the Super Bowl.
Women should welcome men from Mars and let them know that the blue planet is a lot more nicer than Mars, "The Red Planet." Women should let them know that they can join us here on earth in the pursuit of happiness. Women of earth, tell the men from Mars that really we do not need to meet their leader.
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shamelabboush, I am glad you liked Are Men Really from Mars? I appreciate your comment.











shamelabboush says:
8 months ago
Very funny, and I think this is true :)