Today's seniors are active and energetic, and although our children might be horrified, maturity does include sexual interludes. Mature women and men are having fun and enjoying their sexuality aspirations, and having better orgasms than many thought possible.

Times past, once you got to the age of 60, seniors were expected, or as least it was assumed, they'd hang up the intimate side of life. Many believed when reaching the 'golden years' it was time to get affairs in order, and prepare to depart from this world.

No more! With the abundance of male and female enhancement products readily available on the market, even nonagenarians are behaving more like hormone-crazed teenagers, than sedate and passionless people. Seniors are joyously and shamelessly ignoring old fashioned ideals, in plain view of open-mouthed stares and snickers.

A few months ago, a story in one of the major newspapers reported that nine seniors were kicked out of a health care facility for hosting an orgy! A Halloween frolic and costume party was planned by the group, ranging in age from 73 to 85.

The residence of one of the party planners, was decorated in sexy, sensual and provocative decorations. The seniors danced, drank, and talked explicitly about favorite sex desires, positions and memories. Promptly at the stroke of midnight two elderly costumed seniors and four aging women seductresses stripped and began partying in the buff! To no one's surprise, others followed and the party goers frolicked like carefree children. No criticism, no shame, just pure enjoyment and fun!

The noise and laughter attracted the staff's attention, and house attendants were asked to investigate. The door of the room opened, and they were greeted by loud music, giggling, and wrinkled and sagging naked bodies! Some couples were embracing as bodies twisted and turned to the beat of the drums in the darkened room. The only light came from the many lighted candles, giving a seductive glow to the ghostly Halloween figures and decorations. Some couples were enjoying each others bodies, and too engrossed with their sexual frenzy to care about the untimely interruption.

The newspaper reported opened bottles of Viagra, Cialis and other male enhancement pills were offered up in a pumpkin-shaped candy dish. And, by the looks of the couples, the pills were doing exactly what is they are intended to do!

So, get used to it! The grandfathers and grandmothers of today were having sex long before penis pills or the Internet. It's not new, and should not be unexpected or shocking. As long as time has been or might be, sex will be the favorite sport going.

These days, men and women of the senior crowd frequently go to the Internet for more than email or pictures of their grandkids. Websites abound with photos of mature women and frisky men. Sex is like fine wine; it gets better with age. Your grandma, undoubtedly, has been around the block a few times and has now reached perfection. She knows what a man wants, and how to get him there.

Some reports indicate that 74% of women age 65 and older, engage in weekly sexual activities as compared with 68% of women ages 20 to 30. And, wait, now hear this: more than half of 10 older men claim they would like to have sex more than just once a week!

But there is disappointment in all of this, too. What women want, aging men, usually, can't deliver. This is because men become sexually dysfunctional much earlier in life than women.

But, isn't that why God created those wonderful male enhancement pills?

It's been suggested by some scientists that a cup of coffee equals higher rates of sexual activity in older women, and decreases the prevalence of impotency in older men. No one seems to know why. But, hey, who cares, I'm heading to the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee!

Even it the coffee causes you to stay awake longer, drink at least one cup before hitting the hay with your better half. Might be just what the doctor ordered, and you just might be able to get a leg up on the situation!

So, if you're lucky enough to stumble onto an orgy, grab a cup of coffee and enjoy!