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Atheistic Theory of Evolution of the Car

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Family Tree of Transportation

This obviously is funny!
This obviously is funny!

Satiristic Way To Look At Evolution

Atheists Theory of (Car) Evolution - The Premise
Atheists’ Theory of Evolution is the widely held notion that all transportation is related and has descended from a common animal: the wagons and the bicycles, the motorcycles and the airplanes -- all related. Atheists’ general theory presumes the development of wheels from an animal and stresses a purely naturalistic (undirected) "descent with modification". That is, complex vehicles evolve from more simplistic means of transportation over time. In a nutshell, as random economic changes occur within the Worlds manufacturing code, the beneficial mutations are preserved because they aid the survival of the planet-- a process known as "natural production." These beneficial modifications are passed on to the next generation. Over time, beneficial modifications accumulate and the result is an entirely different vessel (not just a variation of the original, but an entirely different vehicle).


Ghost under bed

Just kidding!

The heretic

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Where Do I Stand On All Of This?

Well that's a good question!

I can tell you this. I don't side one way or another as far as the argument between "Creationism and Evolution." I think they are both pretty farfetched if you ask me!

Listen to the "Carl Sagan" video below and take it all into consideration. The video says that in the beginning time the planet was void of oxygen because there were no plants, no plants, no oxygen! With that being said, the laboratory experiment produced a brown liquid sludge on the inside of the glass that supposedly yielded the upright walking talking human being that we are today! Sounds pretty reasonable to me!

Now listen to the "Randall Niles" video and take all that into consideration. He's sounds as convincing to me as Carl Sagan. I think everyone would have to agree that both possibilities are pretty amazing, aren't they?

Atheists are quick to point out the fact that no one can see God, and therefore there must be a logical explanation that everyone can bite into to explain our existence here on this planet.

Let's assume that what Carl Sagan says is true and that the environmental conditions were just exactly right in order to create life as we know it. That would mean that gases somehow formed the "DNA" code that determined that I for example would have blondish brown hair and blue eyes. My wife of course got the genes to have dark brown hair, great smile and brown eyes to die for. Both of my eyes turn at exactly the same time, remarkably and I am able to adjust the focus on my eyes to see things close up as well as far away. Oh and somehow my genetic makeup allows me to draw and sketch quite well, my wife can't do that!

I have to ask you a question right now, do you really believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that we just randomly appeared out of thin air literally? The same argument holds true for the other side. It seems unbelievable at best that there is this "Creator" that whipped up the entire universe and created all of the life on this planet. That sounds farfetched as well!

I'm telling you right now that I don't know the answer, but I will say this. The planet exists! People are here, animals are everywhere in the air sky and sea. We have remarkable abilities and the possibilities are endless, but it all had to START somehow! The Earth is in a solar system with 8 planets and a Sun. The planets have Moons that are in orbit around. There is weather, wind, sunlight and all of the magical things we encounter every day. This is real, we don't need a microscope or a laboratory to see that there is life and all of the amazing creations.

If you want to believe there's a God, then believe it, if you want to imagine that life began by mixing some gases together that’s fine but just tell me this; "who" mixed the gases? And who created the planets for the gases to be mixed on?


Carl Sagan on the origin of DNA

Origin of DNA by Randall Niles

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