I give Maymhong all the credit for this hub.  She inspired me with her wit and gave me the idea.  Thanks, May.

Looking through the request section on Hubpages, I realised that many of those requests can be answered by a very short answer.  This might be the reason why they are sitting there and nobody is answering them, as other than a few lines, there's not much else you can say in reply.  So, with that in mind, I decided to open up Aunty Agatha's Agony Aunt and start an advice column, whereby I use my vast life experience and general knowledge to answer some of these very unusual requests.

how can i send those hub page to my friends? how can i get ..............revenue?

Subscribe to the RSS feed and copy and paste the link in the body of an email or on your blog.  Or, copy and paste the url from a specific hub.  As to how you can get revenue, offer to mow the neighbor’s lawn, deliver newspapers or get a pizza delivery van and deliver pizzas.

Tell me your own theory about black hole?

When things really get you down, you feel like you’re being swallowed into a black hole.  Everything gets too much and the slightest little thing can send you off into the deep end.

Or, if you just spot a black hole on the ground, it could be a sign of oil.  In that case, get some yellow crime scene tape to tape around the hole and contact Chevron.  This could be the day you make millions.

What is so wonderful about the Law of Attraction?

Sex

Teenage Pregnancies

Children between the ages of 12 and 19 had sex.

Why do guys cheat on their girlfriends?

Why do girlfriends cheat on their guys.  Don’t be sexist and discriminate.  People cheat because they’re bored, they like the thrill of it, they’re looking to get found out to end a relationship, they’re weak-willed.

i am shail i want to ask u gd indian girls hubs which ll be semi nude or spicy hot & masla clips

For a good Indian girl to make you hot and spicy masala chips, you need some potatoes sliced thinly, deep fry them and when they’re crisp, sprinkle them liberally with masala.  Unfortunately, the only Indian girl I know here is Jewish with an Israeli passport as well as her Indian one and she will not be amused.  Believe you me, you do not want to anger her and get on her wrong side.  So, enjoy your chips but you’ll have to serve yourself.

How to resist the urge to suddenly break into song

Keep a packet of peppermints and when you feel the urge, take one and suck on it.

Ten to twenty things to consider before getting married

Who pays the bills, who washes the dishes, who makes the bed, who cleans the toilet, who weeds the garden, who irons the clothes, who initiates sex, who’s on top, who is the safe driver when you’re going to go out drinking, who’s name is the bank account in

what to o in acidity?

The ‘o’ in acidity occurs when you suck on something very acid, like a sour lemon, and your mouth makes an ‘o’ shape.

Your favorite senior trip memories

My favorite moment when I worked at the dementia care unit, mmm, maybe when old Dot suddenly jumped up and started doing the strip in the middle of the lounge, and bill started to do a slow clap while Gertie hummed the tune from the Can Can.

Tips for helping a misogynist (a man who hates women)

Piss him off as much as you can, deny him everything you know he wants and you’ll help him to be a better misogynist.

How to use a Creative Muvo 128Mb MP3 Player?

Read the instruction manual.

How to change or spoof your IP for free

Use a friend’s computer.

Advice on How to Stop a 26 Month Old Toddler From Biting

I’ve found that it helps to bite them back on their finger as it hurts, does no damage and doesn’t leave a mark.

Where can I find pictures and information about Black Actors.

Type Black Actors into the search bar on Google and hit enter.

Compare electric razors; Micro-Screen VS Rotary-Head

One has a micro-screen and the other has a razor head.  Both can be used to shave your face.

What would it take to restore an old movie theater?

Megabucks.

What is the best NBA player

It would not be a player made in China as everything that’s made in China breaks quite quickly and doesn’t last.  It depends on if you’re talking about a dvd player or a cd player.  I’d go for a dvd player as cd players are almost defunct.  The best NBA player would probably be German.  Who makes Philips?

Does paople in todays time underestend value of true love?

No, paople have no knowledge of what true love entails as when the going gets tough, the tough get going.

I'm Bored! Gimme Something Worth Reading Already?!

Open your cupboard and start comparing the calories on your different food packaging packets.

Stupid things People do for Money

Get married.

How Does Bugs Taste Like?

Chicken.  As does, rabbits, crocodile, snake and frog.  They all taste like chicken.

Dealing with Noisy Neighbors!

Wait until their party has ended and they go to sleep, then start your party.

What is the most essential element required to run a successfull retail business?

Money.

Is Desperate Buyers Only a Best Seller?

If you’re desperate, you’re desperate.  Know what I mean?  Well, I don’t.  If you’re desperate to buy something, the seller will take advantage and rip you off.  That’s called business.

How to read musical notation.

From left to right.

Email Spammers - what to do about them

Send back an email that explodes when opened.

Nigel needs tips on how to get along with cats without having to become one.

Nigel needs serious help if he is becoming a cat just to be their friend.  I suggest Nigel makes an appointment to see a man about a dog.

My hopochondriac wife expects me to stop everything and attend every small problem that she has. It is driving me mad. How do I make her see what she is doing?

If your wife is a hopochondriac, that is probably because she has too much energy as she’s hopping everywhere.  I suggest getting her eyes tested and maybe getting her a pair of glasses so that she can see just where she is hopping.

How to play Rugby?

Put your body on the line, tackle to hurt and in the scrum, put your hand between the guy in front of you’s legs and hold onto their little balls.