Avril Lavigne Crazy Bitch

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Avril Lavigne has issued a warning to any overeager Sum 41 fans who might have their eye on her hubby, Deryck Whibley. "If some girl was going after my man I'd punch them," the Sk8er Boi singer said. "I don't think stealing any girl's guy is a nice thing - it's totally mean." Nonetheless, Lavigne sounds very confident about her marriage. "We have a really good, strong relationship... There's a lot of trust. I know how much I mean to him," she told Jane magazine. "I'm the best thing that's ever happened to him."

She's one jealous crazy chick! I guess she's trying to toughin' up the Canada stereotype. Did she play hockey? Do we have to worry about her dropping the gloves and facing off at center ice? I heard she poured Maple Syrup on her last boyfriend and covered him with feathers when she thought he was flirting with some other girls.

Avril Lavigne Jealous And Violent


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whatever  says:
3 years ago

My 10 year can kick her ass, is she smoking a cigerette what a loser. Is anybody scared of her? i think not I think it's funny she wrote a song about stealing someone elses boyfriend I hope someone steals her husband! Please karma please!  

Mercedes  says:
3 years ago

I'm calling immigration to deport her @ss back to canada for violation of bringing crappy music to the United States citizens:)-

Deryck Whibley  says:
3 years ago

Omg i'm married to Tonya Harding!!!! 

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wildstuff  says:
2 years ago

Crazy but Hot!

http://avril-lavigne-pictures.blogspot.com/

Avril's Bodyguard  says:
2 years ago

If I caught any of mother fuckers writing bad things about avril then I would kick all of your fucking asses you stupid pussies AVRIL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool guy   says:
2 years ago

avrils a lezbo who will die alone and be eaten by her cats .

ps

shes the dike

gaba gaba hey  says:
2 years ago

..American arrogant madafakaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...het u all arrogant pieces of shit @Mercedes

Julia  says:
18 months ago

Avril is the best ever! She Rocks!

YOU are just one jealous chick!

STFU  says:
16 months ago

All you bitches that think that Avril is something great have something to learn, and that's the definition of talent. She's so wrapped up in herself and the attention she gets from dumbasses like you, that it's gotten to her head, and for whatever hell reason, she thinks she's a total badass. I could probably kick her ass and steal her husband in one day, but that's beside the point. Avril couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag, she's fake and unoriginal. SHE BORES ME and I wish she'd fall off the side of the world.

Again, please go through your town and find real musicians. The ones that work hard and live in a stinky van just to put out real talent. Support them. Or go out and learn to make music yourself and quit wasting your time on thinking about someone whose undeserved popularity has made them filthy rich and ridiculous.

Fuck Avril.

fares  says:
15 months ago

avril sux i hate her stupid bitch britney rox brit 4 eva avril is a big shit who cant sing !! pooor of her :@

Facundo  says:
14 months ago

she's a fucking bitch

you suck avril u can't sing!!!

hell  says:
13 months ago

she is slut, she have nude fotos...but a love her

avril biggest fan  says:
11 months ago

avrril rocks, ok? she has an amasig voice ,shes polite and smart!shes talented .i know her since 2003!!!and.... YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!you write stupid shit!!!!!you SUCK!!!!

kris  says:
11 months ago

his ol yours avril, we dnt like derik..yuck his ugly, ugly voice too thats his not existing anymore like avril...

avril abshone  says:
10 months ago

you mother FUCKERS stop saying all this bullshit about her u ass hole pussys need to stop smoking crack and stop get high to realize that avril is awsome if i see any of u whores or sluts saying shit about avril i will beet ur ASSES TO HELL were you pussys bulong ROCK ON AVRIL.

God  says:
5 months ago

I made Avril therefore I must be the most qualified to assess whether or not she is a viable human being. Well I can safely say that in this case I fucked up. I apologise for inflicting this arrogant twit on the world, who on the one had slags of the likes of Britney and Christina for using sex to sell their music while simultaneously dying her hair blonde and then flashing as much flesh as possible. Oh she does it wearing rock attire though so that means its empowering not trashy apparently!!!! I don't buy it! Avirl is just another vacant celebrity sucking the life out all that is good. On a lighter note, Avril Abshone I think you need to pay more attention at school as your message sounds like it was written by a complete idiot. Not a very good advert for Avril Lavigne really when the only people who can come to your defence have the vocabulary of a retarded chimp. Anyway, the point is Avril is shit and anyone who thinks otherwise is either too young to see through it or just plain stupid.

AvrilLover  says:
4 months ago

You know, I have a question, if all you people that leave negative comments hate Avril, then, why are you even on the site? Seriously, people! Some people love her and she is their idol. Maybe you shouldn't be a *** hole to Avril!

ignorant americans  says:
4 months ago

haters galore. if you don't like her music then don't listen to it. simple. some americans that have previously posted make america seem like a bunch of ignorant idiots. is that how you represent your country. embarrassment...it just proves that the stereotypes are true

Robin  says:
3 months ago

People who call her talentless, don ´t know what real talent is. She can sing, write songs, dance, act and making her own fashion line.

bouo indonesia  says:
3 months ago

your very BEAUTYFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

paul  says:
2 months ago

avril is an idiot, and so are her fans. Can any of you Avril lovers spell correctly? I guess canadians are uneducated. Oh, sorry, just Avril loving Canadians. Morons.

gillardg  says:
3 weeks ago

what about her fucking new album ???

http://gillardg.net/music/Avril_Lavigne.html

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