BIGFOOT

There are so many mysteries in the world today that its hard to know where to start when you need to solve them, so i think i'll start with the most common first, many mysteries are completely made up by man for whatever reason he likes, be it to sell book's, or just to grab the attention of people.

The first mystery i would like to explain is the myth of Bigfoot, many stupid people in this world believe that there is a giant seven foot tall ape like man walking around the forests of america, why? if such a creature was living in america then surely it would have an agent promoting it on the american wrestling scene, instead of moping about the bracken with its knuckles dragging on the floor trying to hide from japanese tourists with there trigger happy camara's pointing in every direction, is it not more likely to be a a friend of Larry's from miami who while out on vacation decided to make a buck or two by taking photo's of each other dressed in a woolly rug? This to me seems alot more likely than there actually bieng a species in the world that is seven foot plus tall covered in hair and that has elueded man for hundreds of years, for god sake, we can find new spieces on the bottom of the ocean with its immense pressures and lack of light but cannot discover this huge bloody great ape in America, one of the most common aspects of americans is there ability to shoot at things, and the ammount of hunting that americans do coupled with there inability to actually aim any weapon that there holding must mean that by the law of averages at least half a dozen of theses creatures would of been shot in the head after bieng mistaken for rabbits, so were are they, if you go to an american hunting lodge then surely hanging up next to the heads of deer and stuffed bears there should be a huge human like head of the bigfoot on a plaque with the inscription 'Wild rabbit' below it. Also, space in ammerica is gettin sparse, as people start to encrouch on wildlife then the wildlife enters more town and city's, bears and moose have caused havock by wondering into towns because there habbitat has been disturbed, how many cases of bigfoot wondering around towns have been publicised? non, the reason being is that there are no bigfoot living in the wilderness and i very much doubt there ever were. as for the people who claim to of seen these creatures they should be locked up for there own safety and the safety of others or at the very least they should be placed on very heavy medication and forced to give up drinking and taking drugs, and without any doubt in my mind they should never ever be allowed to own a gun or even a slightly pointed stick just incase they harm someone.