I watch a lot of movies! Maybe like fourteen or fifteen movies a week, maybe more. I have noticed a couple of movies that I have been watching lately have had really bad cops in them! Not dirty cops but stupid cops! So I made this list of movies that I noticed had some crappy cops.

First on the list is Transformers! Cops raid Sam's (Shia Lebeouf) house and take him and Mikeala (Megan Fox) away in a car and start asking them all these questions. But when they aren't telling the complete truth he threatens Mikeala's dad, about his parole. Then he shows them his badge and says "You see this badge? This is do whatever I want and get away with it badge!" That's messed up. He threatened them twice! I am sure some cops feel that way though.

Second on the list is Secret Window. The sheriff of the town is not helpful at all. Johnny Depp goes to him with a complaint about a physco that threatened his life and the sheriff does not care. He just sits down and starts doing needle point. He doesn't offer protection or say anything. It is like he doesn't hear Johnny when this man put a screwdriver into his dog! Although Johnny did it, he didn't know! But just to prove my point at the end of the movie and Johnny is going to get away with four murders the sheriff tells him he knows that Johnny is a bad guy but he can't find any proof that he did anything wrong. What a great cop! Four people dead, plus the dog and they can't find any proof that he did it.

Third on the list is Disturbia. It is a great suspenseful movie. A young man, Shia LeBeouf gets on house arrest because he assaulted his Spanish teacher. They cop that comes whenever he steps out of his boundaries is his Spanish teacher's cousin. So he already has a little bit of a grudge against him. The first time Shia LeBeouf steps out of his boundaries he comes straight away because he wants to get him into as much trouble as possible. The second time he is out of his area the cop comes right away! But the third time, when the young man actually needs the cops the cop says "I'll take care of it, when I take care of it!". This boy, Shia LeBeouf is about to get murdered and the cop doesn't show up until he feels like it. When he finally does show up he isn't of any assistance and ends up getting murdered himself! But I guess that builds up the suspense!

Next is Little Miss Sunshine is one of the funniest movies ever! The seven year old little girl only want to be Little Miss Sunshine (which is some kind of beauty contest) but when she and her family are driving from Albuquerque, New Mexico to California they run into some problems. Like the Grandpa dies, so they drive to the nearest hospital. When they are looking at the remains of his body they dad convinces the family that they need to sneak the body out of the hospital so that they can make it to the beauty contest in time. So they sneak Grandpa's body out the hospital window and stick it in the back of their old bus. When a cop pulls the family over and asks the dad to step out of the vehicle the dad gets nervous so he tells him not to search the trunk. But the police officer opens the trunk... and a bunch of porn falls out of the trunk. Ha-ha. It was the grandpa's. the police officer was so happy looking at the magazines that he didn't notice the dead body sitting right in front of him! That is a pretty bad cop!

And the award goes to the movie Superbad because these cops are super bad. There are actually two crappy cops in this movie, played by Seth Rogen and Bill Hader. They are called to a liquor store on account of a robbery. First they don't get a real description of the robber but they have an under aged boy, McLovin', in front of them that is buying liquor. He even has to show them his fake I.D. and they don't even notice it is fake! They like his name and the fact that he is an organ donor so they take him out for some beers and they smoke a couple of cigarettes, even let him shoot their gun!!!! But that's not all they hit a teenager with their car and bribed McLovin' to stick to their story, which is that the teenager jumped out in front of their car. Although these cops would be scary if they were supposed to be protecting your town, but they are wicked funny. My dad says they are the best cops ever! I agree. I love this movie!

Ha-ha. Good thing these guys are just actors because I know I wouldn't want any of them protecting anything! Obviously there are more, I can think of some right now. But I think you get the point. Although these movies have bad cops in them, they are good movies!