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If You're My Secret Santa, DON'T Give Me One of These!

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By Proud Mom

I saw on the show, "The Doctors" that you can now give Plastic Surgery Gift Cards. Now, if you were going to give someone one of these, doing it as a "secret", I would say, would be the way to go. But imagine if you were on the receiving end of this. Exactly what parts does this "Santa" think needs improvement, and are they saying smaller, larger, straighter, rounder, what exactly?

All in all, I would say this would be a very bad Secret Santa Gift.

This may not be the way you were going with this request, though.


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JamaGenee profile image

JamaGenee  says:
12 months ago

A gaily decorated basket containing deodorant, a 3-pack of Irish Spring soap, a bottle of eau de toilette, and a tin of breath mints also sends the wrong message, even if you *do* add a sampler of Godiva chocolates. 

Same for a gift certificate for a half-off membership to a gym, or worse, Weight Watchers.

Proud Mom profile image

Proud Mom  says:
12 months ago

Weight Watchers. That's a good one!

I'm headed off to work laughing.........

C. C. Riter  says:
10 months ago

You know what they say, don't look a gift Dr. in the mouth. You may want to hang on to that thing for about 20 years after having babies.

Proud Mom profile image

Proud Mom  says:
10 months ago

Oh, now don't get me wrong...I didn't say I wouldn't use it, but I'd have a hard time figuring out what the purpose behind the gift was?!?! :-))

C. C. Riter  says:
10 months ago

That type of Dr is always looking for a new client, that's all. and he knows the vanity of females, young and old. they're like ambulance chasers

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Proud Mom  says:
10 months ago

:-))

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