Banned Commercials

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By johnwindbell



I’m one to hit the mute button when a commercial interrupts my programming. But if they were ‘banned’ I sure wouldn’t do it. I’d probably keep the TV on 24/7, or close to it.

You know what I think, I betcha all the companies that have ads that are banned are pulling in more money from them, than they are from their ‘nice’ virgin. No doubt they already studied this. And that’s not all, I betcha, after seeing this on their precious graft, they are secretly producing risque commercials either on the side or first. Then hope, or rather, give Youtube the ‘incentive’ to pick them up and run wild with them. Then hope the laws, in the home of the free, don’t change and become truly liberal, and free. Remember that word?

“Oh great, here’s another mad conspiracy theorist,” you say.


Well, maybe. But I’m not asking you to stretch too far out of your comfort zone. I’m not talken Jesus and Mary were married and had child, space ships landing and aliens fighting underground wars, more armed people on the grassy knol, Hemp cover-up, the towers exploding from inside out, fixed ballot boxes, I’m just saying; in the quest for more money, it would be the logical thing to do. And, of course they wouldn’t want to say anything about it and fess-up; cuz there would go the sales.


And anyway, the ‘executives on high’ certainly arn’t doing anything new here. It was something they learned in childhood. All of us want what we cannot have. See, hear, feel, eat, smoke, read and screw what we’re not aloud to. (look whats going on in Iran these days) One of the many things we’ve learned in school, then perfected it along with our career. It is no wonder, oops, sorry, why you clicked on this hub of mine in the first place. The word ‘banned’ is more of an attention grabber then say, ‘pickles.’ Your’s and my mouse are more apt to move, finger to press, on a site that titillates and informs rather than one that only taste good.

See, most of you scrolled right down to the videos! I knew it. I rest my case.

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Kelsey Tallis  says:
5 months ago

Yeah, I pretty much scrolled down for the commerials... some I've seen already, but some I haven't, whatever... :-)

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