I love to take relaxing baths

Filled with herbal this and that

But the bath I have is far too small

I have to move myself around it all

I slide my bottom across the bottom

And my sides along the sides

To get my hair in the water to wash it all

Means my legs climb halfway up the wall

Tonight's bath was a disaster

As I slid my bottom across the bottom

And my sides along the sides

My ankle cracked against the tap and now my foot's in plaster

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