It has come to my attention that...by using Bella's likeness (it's that b**c to the right) entitles her to "payments".

Apparently, the 8 cans of cat food she ate in the last 12 hours is no good.

So... Now I have to give the "real" story about bella...

 Bella would turn us in for a can of Tuna.

Me, Fancy, and Peaches would be trying to defend the "fort" but bella...

But..if we had MORE tuna...then we could just sleep, while she goes into "Bella Woman" mode. IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN Hong Kong Fuey, Wonder Woman, or The Super Friends...you are "dating" yourself...and know what I mean.

I just watched Bella..not only hone her own skill, but also..teach the "young uns" new skills....

If you knew bella..she eats tato chips...so..if she bats a hot dog around...she is teaching them how to do it with a mouse...and preparing for to be a mother.

Trust me: the first time she went into "heat", I was there... this time....her ass will be outside singing "ROXXXXANE...you don't have to put on the red light". And I will be saying "You dumb sone of a bitch....have sex, get it over with...so that I can let her back in...and so that she does not RUB her "kitty" in my face again.

I am gay..AND HAVE SEEN A REAL WOMAN'S ..... but.....let me know if you understand: if you have seen "are you being served.....you will will understand this...a "puss'" "puss" isn your face..is not CUTE!

By the way: Fancy did it worse! If you are laying down..and you have a cat in heat....she will pee on your crotch! and make you go..."what the hell"?!?

WHOLE NEW MEANING TO: SPAY OF NEUTERING YOUR PETS! SHE ALMOST HAD HER OVARIES FED TO HER...... luckily, I have had friends,, and lovers that didn't do it to me....in my drunken state.

 Bellevue Ohio....There is a ga...y racist there..who probably still has the fica that I helped nuture.   I have "hurt" some plants...sometimes by peeing on them in the middle of the night.

But...I can make a fica   spelling? you know what I mean....

Anyway, If a fica can THRIVE with me...???.

Even while I'm pissing on a plant...sorry plants...I talk to them...the more I talk...the more carbon....sometjhing...and the more they make oxygen....

So...If I am ever "busted" for having a room full of marIT j plants..I REALLY AM NOT SMMOKING ...OR SELLING IT...believe me...that would happen to Alan.

And...I am just "calming my nerves" before I call the woman at the ......Consolate...

I checked my phone records...8:20...ish. a  message in my voice mail.....8:45.....a knock at my door...

Thought it was may landlord/friend...

She would only knock that hard, if it was an emergency....and she knows: if it is that much of an emergency.....break the window, throw your kids through it...and I will meet you at the other endand "activate" the wonder twin powers.

Imagine my surprise, when I saw 6 Mexican Police!...that said that "someone" called the Chief, and told told them that "someone here was trying to kill himself...."

Ok..you know that I'm safe...I appreciate you looking out for me...but...your partner asked me if he could come in.....and he did..not only a "walk through"...but did a SEARCH!   I STOOD IN MY OWN LIVING ROOM...AND....SOMETHING HIT ME:  WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT THE DIRECT TV BOX, THAT I BROUGHT WITH ME....WHY DID YOU JUST OPEN THE CASE FOR THE DVD PLAYER...(HEARD THE VELCRO)....PLEASE LEAVE MY HOME. ""...the "bad" cop: almost protested.....

and I HOPE HE IS FIRED!...I can deal with an ex cop ...with a gun, even..WITH THE BADGE...I CAN'T WIN....TODAY...without it....I will figure out a way to shove that...9mm.....up your ass.....ps...CLEAN THAT MF,SOMETIMES.

I can take a 9mm apart...put it back together.....and aim.....something else about me:

If you ever see me...behind a ban...barrel of a gun...then it is too late.

I never point a gun at anyone until I am ready to use it. I don't play the "be a man" thing...I COULD NOT HAVE AN ACCIDENTAL MISFIRE ON MY CONSCIENCE! WHAT IF I KILLED THE CHILD OF THE BIGGEST BOSS IN THE PRISON I AM ABOUT TO GO TO???!!!???

Here is me: I WOULD DO:

:One finger....squeeze the "pussy"...and I'm a gay man,,,lol,,I

The only thing that would save you: No tirar la vodka....

I ...might...not even trust my aim...at your head..if you have a baby in one hand...and a bottle of vodka in the other....

Guess what... your life depend on whether you drop the BABY, after I shoot your kneecap out.

No..babies bounce....and it might be putting you out of your misery...trust me..i have been there..and DONE that....by the way.......

If you have babies..you know...

The good thing about boy babies....however careful you are...and pissed...

You can AIM  that "pee-pee".

Now...imagine a girl....

Point is:take the diaper off..and hide!...If you have never had a baby pee in your face..... then you  have really not been pissed off!

But....you can save those "memories: for when they have to change YOUR diapers....  ALL THE "OLDER" MEN..UNITE...

PEE ON YOUR GRANDKIDS....that was sooo wrong